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| Players: | 93/500 | Votes: | 9231 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 3921 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 11 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 9 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 |
haha bro u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz like… we got climate change up in here makin’ things wild! like, imagine playin’ minecraft and suddenly you get hit with a heat wave that increases your chances of gettin’ diarrhea by like 7.4%! it’s gonna be a poopocalypse, bro!
come join us on this server where the weather is as unpredictable as your bowels after eatin’ some sketchy food at a village feast. build your base, fight off mobs, and try not to poop your pants when the temperature rises. it’s gonna be a blast, literally!
so what are you waitin’ for? join now and experience the thrill of climate change-induced diarrhea hospitalizations in minecraft! it’s gonna be a sh\*tty good time, trust me.
