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Are you tired of dealing with partners who constantly talk about their poos and ask about the softness of your stools? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server where we promise no one will ever ask you about your bathroom habits.
Our server is a safe space where you can build and explore without the fear of being interrogated about your stomach softness. Plus, we have a strict no-poo-talk policy to ensure a poop-free gaming experience.
Don’t be like this poor woman in her 30s who had to ask if she’s the asshole for not wanting to talk about diarrhea. Instead, join our server and escape the madness of toilet talk. Who knew Minecraft could be such a relief from poop conversations? Join now and leave your poo problems behind!

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Blocky Diarrhea Cure
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hey u, ya u reading this. u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well let me tell u, this server is so lit that even herobrine himself is jealous. we got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the macarena, and diamonds that sing when u mine them.
if u join our server, u will be blessed by the minecraft gods with unlimited diamonds and enchanted golden apples. u can ride on the back of a dragon and battle the evil villagers who are trying to steal all the cake.
not only that, but our server has the most epic parties every saturday night. we have djs playing sick beats, fireworks shooting off in every direction, and llamas serving drinks.
so what are u waiting for? join our server now and experience the most insane minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, u won’t regret it. oh, and did i mention that our server is haunted by the ghost of steve? yeah, it’s pretty wild.

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SickoSMP – Minecraft SMP
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Bro, let me tell you about this Minecraft SMP server, it’s like the wildest rollercoaster ride for your brain, man. Like, you think you’ve seen it all, but then you join this server and BAM, your mind is blown into a million pieces.
First of all, the spawn point is literally a giant chicken wearing a top hat, like what even is that? And the admin is this crazy dude who only speaks in pig Latin, but somehow you still understand him. And don’t even get me started on the mobs, they’re all wearing sunglasses and doing the cha-cha slide, it’s insane.
But the best part is the community, man. Everyone is just a bunch of lovable weirdos who are always down for a good time. We once had a whole event where we all dressed up as llamas and had a llama fashion show, it was epic.
So yeah, if you wanna join a Minecraft SMP that will make your brain do backflips, then come join us. Plus, we have free cookies, so like, why wouldn’t you want to be a part of this madness?

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Mommy’s PvP Daycare Server
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come join our epic minecraft server where the only violence you’ll see is when you accidentally hit a chicken with your pickaxe! our server is so safe, even the creepers are friendly!
we’ve got a special connection between building epic structures and improving your mental health! studies show that players who join our server are less likely to experience stress and anxiety, and more likely to have a blast!
our server is like a virtual playground for kids under 5! they can build their own little houses, explore the vast world, and even ride on the backs of flying pigs! plus, our server is so nutritious, you’ll never go hungry with all the virtual food options!
so come on down to our wacky minecraft server and experience the magic for yourself! who needs real life drama when you can have endless fun and adventure in our virtual world?

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Geisha in Kimono with Diarrhea
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join our epic minecraft server and escape the stress of a geisha with diarrhea in her kimono! our server is so lit, even the creepers are dancing to the beat of the jukebox. come build your dream castle and watch out for the flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of poop. trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. so grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride!

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Diarrhea Disaster Minecraft Server
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haha bro u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz like… we got climate change up in here makin’ things wild! like, imagine playin’ minecraft and suddenly you get hit with a heat wave that increases your chances of gettin’ diarrhea by like 7.4%! it’s gonna be a poopocalypse, bro!
come join us on this server where the weather is as unpredictable as your bowels after eatin’ some sketchy food at a village feast. build your base, fight off mobs, and try not to poop your pants when the temperature rises. it’s gonna be a blast, literally!
so what are you waitin’ for? join now and experience the thrill of climate change-induced diarrhea hospitalizations in minecraft! it’s gonna be a sh\*tty good time, trust me.

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ParentingCraft: AITA Edition
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Looking for a Minecraft server that matches your parenting style? Look no further! Join our server where we only allow 1.5 hours of screen time a day, feed our players only organic food, and play instrumental music in the background.
Unlike other servers, we don’t tolerate players who have fits of rage and need an iPad to calm down. We promote good behavior and healthy habits for all our players. And if your child hits other players, we have a strict no-hitting policy in place!
So if you’re tired of servers that promote unhealthy habits and bad behavior, come join us! Your child will thank you for it in the long run. Plus, who knows, maybe they’ll even start talking in complete sentences sooner than you think!

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MerchInLooCraft
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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner chaos? Look no further than our server, where even the most unpredictable moments can happen!
Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time our player had a run-in with a senile Meijer employee who thought they were stealing groceries. Imagine the hilarity of trying to explain that you paid for your items while desperately needing to use the bathroom!
If you’re looking for a server where anything can happen, from epic battles to outrageous encounters with confused employees, then come join us for a truly unforgettable gaming experience. Who knows what kind of craziness awaits you next?

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VacayVeto: Boyfriend’s Folks’ All-Expenses-Paid
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Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t make you sick like that one time in Cuba? Look no further! Join our server for a vacation experience that won’t leave you stuck in a room with vomiting and diarrhea. Our all-inclusive virtual resort offers 5-star fun without the food poisoning.
Forget about being stranded without drinks or A/C, our server has everything you need to relax and have a good time. And don’t worry about losing weight from being sick, our server will have you gaining diamonds in no time!
So come join us and leave the traumatic experiences behind. Your boyfriend’s parents may have booked a vacation, but we guarantee our server will be the only trip you’ll ever need. Join now and let the fun begin!

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ToiletTrollzCraft
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Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you entertained for hours on end? Look no further than our server, where the drama is just as intense as this story!
Join us for a wild ride of adventure and chaos as you navigate through our virtual world. Who knows, you might even encounter a toilet covered in mysterious substances just like in this tale! But don’t worry, our server doesn’t come with the same messy surprises – just loads of fun and excitement.
So come on over and join us for a gaming experience like no other. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the thrills and spills in the virtual world of Minecraft? See you there!

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