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  • Diaper Wearin’ Shalom Minecraft SMP

    Diaper Wearin’ Shalom Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is filled with wild adventures, crazy pranks, and unexpected twists at every turn.

    Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but rubber chickens and explosive sheep. Build your base out of rainbow-colored blocks and defend it from a horde of zombie villagers riding on flying pigs.

    But be warned, our server has a strict rule that all players must wear diapers while playing. Why, you ask? Well, it’s said that the server’s founder once accidentally peed themselves during a particularly intense PvP battle and now it’s become a tradition. So grab your diapers and get ready for some messy fun!

    So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and plenty of poop jokes. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a spare pair of pants!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • KidCraftWeekendFun

    KidCraftWeekendFun

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with a partner who thinks showering is more important than helping with the kids? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life responsibilities!

    Join our server and experience a world where you don’t have to worry about changing diapers or feeding babies. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new lands with your virtual friends.

    Forget about arguments over who should be doing what, on our server, everyone pitches in to create a fun and welcoming community. Plus, there’s no need to pack a diaper bag or rush to pick up the kids from the sitter – just log on and let the adventure begin!

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave the real-world drama behind. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with a partner who thinks a candlelit shower is more important than helping out with the kids!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • TrolleyTroubles: Mom Edition

    TrolleyTroubles: Mom Edition

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise no one will sneak their kids into your virtual shopping trolley! Unlike that crazy mall experience, on our server, you can build your own trolley and no one will stomp all over it (unless you want them to, we don’t judge).

    Join us for a wild adventure where you can say “yes” to putting someone’s virtual daughter in your trolley, but only if they ask nicely. And if anyone’s kids start shaking your trolley or causing a ruckus, you have every right to kick them out (virtually, of course).

    So come on down to our server and let loose your inner shopping trolley guardian. Who knew virtual shopping could be so intense and drama-filled? Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable parenting decisions!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Pero’s SMP Adventures

    Pero’s SMP Adventures

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new patch of diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

    Picture this: a server where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, where the trees grow diamonds instead of leaves, and where the creepers are actually just misunderstood and want to be your friend. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get access to our exclusive “Lava Surfing” mini-game, where you can ride a boat down a river of molten lava while dodging flaming arrows and fiery explosions. It’s like a theme park ride, but with a higher chance of death!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world of chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of mining. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • SprinkleWarsMC

    SprinkleWarsMC

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t just build walls, we defend them with sprinklers! Join us and experience the thrill of turning on the sprinklers to chase away pesky neighbors and their friends. Who needs diplomacy when you have water pressure on your side?

    But that’s not all – we have a whole court full of crazy neighbors who love to park wherever they please and leave tire tracks on your property. Don’t worry, we’ve got cinder blocks and heavy planters to keep them in line. And if they dare to throw trash over your fence, we’ll make sure they regret it.

    So come on over and join the chaos – because sometimes being rude is the only way to survive in a world full of inconsiderate neighbors. Who needs peace when you have a Minecraft server full of drama and sprinkler shenanigans?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP