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BoomerCraft SMP

boardgames, BoomerCraft, cassette tapes, ChildhoodMemories, dialupinternet, face-to-facecommunication, flipphones, generationalgap, handwrittenletters, handwrittennotes, imagination, landlinephones, Mixtapes, Nostalgia, outdoorplay, playingoutside, rotaryphones, simpler times, simplerchildhood, smp, technologyfree, VHS tapes

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	8010
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Villages Defended:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Are you tired of today’s generation not understanding the struggles we went through growing up? Well, join our Minecraft SMP where we recreate all the weird and wacky things we did as kids that kids today will never understand!

Remember when you had to blow into a video game cartridge to make it work? Yeah, we have a whole mini-game dedicated to that on our server. And don’t even get me started on trying to record your favorite song off the radio onto a cassette tape – we have a whole music studio set up for that!

But the best part? We have a secret underground bunker filled with all the snacks and sodas from the 90s that kids today have never even heard of. So come join us and relive the glory days of growing up in a time when life was simpler and way more ridiculous!

HonestCraft SMP: Git Gud & Have Fun

advice, blunt advice, brutal truths, brutally honest, candid advice, cold hard facts, direct advice, Fun, GIT, GUD, hard truths, harsh realities, honest feedback, HonestCraft, life lessons, no BS advice, no nonsense advice, no sugarcoating, reality check, smp, straightforward advice, tough advice, tough love, tough love advice, unfiltered advice

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	8758
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Runes Activated:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Yo, so like, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, bro. It’s like, the craziest place ever, full of unicorns and rainbows and stuff. Like, if you don’t join, you’re missing out on all the diamond armor and enchanted swords. Plus, there’s this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot, but shh, don’t tell anyone. Oh, and did I mention the flying pigs that roam the skies? Yeah, they’re totally a thing here. So come join us and let’s conquer this crazy world together! #MinecraftMadness #PiggyPower

Bro’s Blocky Hoodie

blocky, boyfriend fashion, boyfriend hoodie, boyfriend hoodie alternative, boyfriend hoodie comfort, boyfriend hoodie connection, boyfriend hoodie equivalent, boyfriend hoodie memory, boyfriend hoodie nostalgia, boyfriend hoodie replacement, boyfriend hoodie smell, boyfriend hoodie substitute, boyfriend scent, boyfriend scent hoodie, boyfriend style, bros, comfort wear, hoodie, male fashion, masculine fashion, men’s Clothing, sentimental clothing

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	4009
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Are you tired of living in your girlfriend’s hoodie because it smells like her and reminds you of her? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the male equivalent of that hoodie! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where every block smells like victory and reminds you of the epic battles you’ve won. Plus, rumor has it that if you build a house out of diamond blocks, you’ll attract all the creepers who want to be your friends. So why wait? Join our server now and start building your own epic love story with blocks!

Snake Scales Monkey Radar

MONKEY, Radar, scales, SNAKE

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	2108
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Towns Built:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	5687
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Enchantments Applied:	141
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	11

OMG u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got monkeys spotting snakes like it’s nobody’s business! Our scientists have discovered that these monkeys are like ninja snake detectors, all thanks to the snake scales being a visual cue. It’s like a real-life Indiana Jones adventure, but in Minecraft! Join now and see if you can spot the sneaky snakes before the monkeys do! It’s a wild ride, baby!

⚔️The Nitrogen Network⚔️

Adventure, bedrock, Community, Connect, console, Discord, Events, Feedback, Gear, Join, Minecraft, Network, nitrogen, Players, PvP, Rewards, Server, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Updates, Vote

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	7508
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Falling into the Void:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Towns Built:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9

The Nitrogen Network Overview

Server Features	Description
Survival SMP	Custom Mobs, Weapons, Items, Ranking System, Achievements, QOL Changes
Skyblock	Casual Skyblock with Shops, Leaderboards, Co-Op Options
Upgrade Wars	Casual PVP game with gear upgrades and in-game unlocks
Vote Rewards	Players can claim free rewards by voting for the server
Community Feedback	Server listens to player feedback for improvements
Constant Updates	Servers are constantly evolving for the best player experience
Seasonal Events	Festive events around holidays and season changes

FAQ

Q: How do I join the Nitrogen Network server?

A: You can join by using the server IP: play.nitrogen.zone or adding “NitrogenSMP” as a friend on console.

Q: What is the Discord server for Nitrogen Network?

A: You can join the Discord server at discord.gg/cDwhFafKxz.

Q: What is the main game mode on the server?

A: The main game modes include Survival SMP, Skyblock, and Upgrade Wars.

Ethereal Skylands 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anime, BETRAYAL, Character development, controversial themes, dark themes, emotional impact, emotional manipulation, Ethereal, HEARTBREAK, Infidelity, Jealousy, love triangles, Manga, mature content, moral dilemmas, NTR, psychological effects, relationship dynamics, Romance genre, Skylands, storytelling, trust issues

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	5869
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Magic Items Found:	6360	Void Armor Forged:	26
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Void Gems Collected:	16
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Mines Excavated:	3515
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Bro, forget about NTR drama and come join our Minecraft server where we have epic adventures and no NTR nonsense!

We got creepers exploding left and right, just like your mind when you see your favorite waifu getting stolen in a manga.

Join us for some blocky fun and leave the NTR drama behind, because here we only care about building epic structures and exploring the pixelated world.

Don’t be a sad weeb, be a happy miner on our server where the only heartbreak you’ll experience is when your diamond pickaxe breaks.

So come on, join us and let’s create some Minecraft magic together!

Honkai Star Rail General Minecraft SMP

Aglaea, Amphoreus, drip marketing, Eighth Dawn, firefly, Fugue, Gallagher, general, herta, Honkai, Honkai Impact, honkai star rail, Light Cone Banners, Minecraft, misha, myriad celestia, Rail, Redeemable Codes, Remembrance Trailblazer, Resources, smp, star, star rail, Thread Template, Tools, Yukong

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	3679
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4869	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is like no other!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and insane shenanigans that will leave you laughing for days.

But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive previews, trailers, and sneak peeks that will blow your mind. From “A New Venture on the Eighth Dawn” to “Amphoreus’ Saga of Heroes,” our server is constantly pushing the boundaries of what’s possible in Minecraft.

And don’t even get us started on our character banners and drip marketing. With 5* Ice Erudition, Lightning Remembrance, and Ice Remembrance, you’ll be decked out in the coolest gear around.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

VortexVG

anti cheat, Auction, Community, developer, Events, Expansion, Gaming, Maze, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, Parkour, Play, profit, Progression, quality of life, Ranks, Server, Shop, Staff, Upgrade, VortexVG

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	4424
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Game Mode	Description
Bedwars	3 maps, solos, squads, 8v8, old combat, Hypixel-styled shops, stat-tracking
SkyWars	Unlockable kits, item voting, new biomes map, fast-paced combat, stat-tracking
SkyBlock	Create your own island, automated shop, progress through island ranks, sell items for profit
KitPvP	Huge map, custom anti-cheat, stat-tracking, intense combat
Lifesteal SMP	5000×5000 map, little rules, vanilla map, quality-of-life commands
Skymining	8 mines, custom-scripted prestige mines, pickaxe progression, parkour map
Prison	4 mines, armor upgrades, weapon progression, classic PvP

FAQ

Q: Is this server pay-to-win?

A: No, there is no pay-to-win aspect on this server.

Q: How many maps are available in Bedwars?

A: There are 3 maps available for Bedwars.

Q: Are there any custom features in SkyBlock?

A: Yes, there are automated shop and auction house features in SkyBlock.

Q: Can I play with friends on SkyBlock?

A: Yes, you can create your own island with friends in SkyBlock.

Q: Are there any custom events on the server?

A: Yes, there is a custom maze, routine-based events, parkour, and more available on the server.

Realm of the Vulgar Wanderer 1.20.1

1.20.1, animal abuse, Big Gay, calls everyone fucko, controversial personality, criminal behavior, derogatory, Disgusting, DISRESPECTFUL, eggholes, gossip, harmful actions, has aids, has pox, HOMOPHOBIC, Inappropriate Behavior, offensive language, rapes chickens, Realm, Rumors, social outcast, that guy, Vulgar, WANDERER

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	1257
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s the craziest, most insane server out there! We got players who come here because they have the aids and the pox, like what even is that? And get this, there’s this one dude who apparently rapes chickens, but only the ones without eggholes. Like, what kind of messed up server is this? But hey, if you’re into that kind of wild and wacky stuff, then this is the place for you! Join now and prepare to have your mind blown, bro!

> switches operating systems Minecraft SMP

Communication, computer science, devices, disappearing act, Hardware, heard from again, IT, maintenance, Minecraft, mysterious disappearance, networking, never seen, Operating, Operating systems, smp, software, Support, switches, Systems, technical issues, Technology, Troubleshooting, what gives

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	9024
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Animals Bred:	147	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the ultimate challenge of switching operating systems! We promise you’ll have a blast as you navigate through the treacherous world of Minecraft, trying to survive the dangers of Windows, macOS, and Linux. Who knows, maybe you’ll even disappear into the digital abyss and become a legend among players. So what are you waiting for? Join now and see if you can conquer the ultimate operating system challenge!

LandWarsMinecraftSMP

border disputes, Conflict Resolution, Countries, diplomatic negotiations, geopolitical strategy, global politics, imperialism, international relations, land disputes, LandWarsMinecraftSMP, Military conquest, modern warfare, nationalism, power struggle, resource control, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial claims, territorial disputes, territorial expansion, territorial integrity, War Tactics

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	4217
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
New Chunks Explored:	369589	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Lol, forget about countries bro, join our Minecraft SMP instead! We got land for days and we ain’t fighting over it like those silly countries. We got creepers blowing stuff up, zombies trying to eat your brains, and skeletons shooting arrows at you like they’re in the Olympics.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds. And don’t even get me started on our pet dragons that breathe fire and roast marshmallows for us.

So why waste time with boring old countries when you can join our crazy Minecraft SMP and have the time of your life? Plus, we have a llama named Larry who tells the best jokes. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this epic adventure!