join us for epic quests like finding the legendary golden potato, battling evil llamas with laser eyes, and building a house out of rainbow blocks. we have custom plugins that will make ur head spin faster than a fidget spinner on steroids. oh, did i mention we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to boogie down?
so what are u waiting for? come join the most insane, outrageous, and downright ridiculous Minecraft server in the universe. trust me, once u join, u’ll never want to leave. plus, we have free virtual tacos on Tuesdays. tacos, people. TACOS.
Imagine mining for diamonds while dodging lava pits and fighting off creepers that are more explosive than my grandma after eating beans!
And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles, it’s like a royal rumble but with pixelated swords and armor that make you look like a shiny disco ball.
Plus, the community is lit AF, like a bunch of crazy unicorns on a sugar high. You’ll never be bored with all the wacky events and challenges they come up with.
So, what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown harder than a creeper in a TNT factory!
WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS RAINING FROM THE SKY, CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, AND A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY WHERE MERMAIDS THROW EPIC PARTIES!
OH, AND DID I MENTION THAT OUR PIGS CAN FLY AND OUR SHEEP CAN DO BACKFLIPS? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT.
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, WILDEST MINECRAFT SERVER IN THE UNIVERSE! LET’S GET THIS PARTY STARTED, BABY! WOOHOO! ðð·ð
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy characters and even crazier adventures. Want to roleplay as a dialogue-focused character? Sure, go ahead! Want to be a murderous retard? Hey, we don’t judge!
Our server is like a never-ending soap opera with twists and turns at every corner. You never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next. From epic battles to ridiculous pranks, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
So why wait? Join now and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town. Who knows, you might even become a legend in our wacky Minecraft world!
Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a gang of chickens riding on top of creepers. Don’t worry, they’re friendly (mostly). As you navigate through the world, you’ll stumble upon secret underground lairs filled with treasure, guarded by evil llamas with laser eyes. And if you’re lucky, you might even run into the elusive Ender Dragon wearing a top hat and monocle.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unlimited power and the ability to turn all blocks into diamond blocks. Will you be the one to claim it and become the ultimate ruler of the server? Or will you be distracted by the endless supply of cake and cookies scattered throughout the land?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe a few explosions along the way. Just remember, if you see a cow wearing a tutu, don’t ask questions. Just go with it.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that buried deep within the virtual forests of Bohemia lies a diamond sword that grants its wielder the power to fly. Yes, you heard that right, FLY! Who needs wings when you have a diamond sword, am I right?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds. All you have to do is find their hidden piggy palace and pass their bacon-themed challenges to claim your riches.
So come on down to our historically inaccurate, but incredibly fun Minecraft server. Who needs accuracy when you have flying diamond swords and talking pigs, am I right?
Join us and embark on epic quests to conquer the mystical land of Weast, where the sun rises in the west and sets in the east. Don’t worry about getting fired, because on our server, you’re the boss! Build your empire, recruit minions, and rule over the land with an iron fist (or a diamond sword, your choice).
But beware, the land of Weast is filled with danger and mystery. From exploding chickens to dancing creepers, you never know what madness awaits around the corner. So grab your pickaxe and saddle up your trusty pig, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the chaos begin! Just remember, in Weast, anything can happen.
Our server is like a fever dream brought to life, with wacky storylines that make about as much sense as a pineapple on a pizza. You’ll meet characters more bizarre than the ones in that anime, and trust us, you’ll never look at a blocky pig the same way again.
So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who are just as confused and entertained as you are? Dive into our world of chaos and creativity, and who knows, maybe you’ll finally understand that anime after all. Or maybe you’ll just end up writing fanfics about our server instead. The possibilities are endless!
Join our server and build a virtual Disney World for your kids to enjoy, right from the safety of your own home. No need to worry about pesky relatives trying to whisk them away on international trips without your consent. Plus, you can level up your education in Minecraft and take your kids on epic virtual trips whenever you want!
So come join us on our server and say goodbye to family drama and hello to endless fun and adventure. Because on our server, the only thing your kids will be running towards is their next Minecraft build, not some sneaky aunt trying to steal them away to Disney!
Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a heated argument between two players who haven’t communicated since the last update. Will they ever reach a compromise? Will they ever acknowledge each other’s existence? Who knows, but it sure is entertaining to watch!
But wait, there’s more! Witness the thrilling saga of a player who is living in someone else’s base rent-free, all while saving up for a brand new diamond sword… I mean car. Will they ever contribute to the rent? Will they ever learn basic manners? Tune in to find out!
So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you experience such riveting tales of roommate drama and financial irresponsibility while building your dream castle out of pixelated blocks? Don’t miss out on the chaos, join us now!
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and accidentally unleash a horde of angry creepers. Instead of getting fired, you’ll be hailed as a hero for providing some much-needed excitement to the server! Plus, our community is so chill that even if you accidentally burn down someone’s house, they’ll just laugh it off and help you rebuild.
But wait, there’s more! We have epic events like llama races, chicken jousting, and even a weekly dance party at the Nether portal. And don’t even get me started on our custom plugins like the “Taco Tuesday” dispenser that gives you free tacos every Tuesday.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and say goodbye to getting fired for good! Who needs a job when you can spend all day building giant statues of Nicolas Cage out of dirt blocks? Let’s get this bread, gamers!
Our server is so safe, even the creepers wear masks and practice social distancing. You’ll never have to worry about catching anything other than a good time here.
Rumor has it that our server is so immune to viruses that even the Ender Dragon couldn’t infect us if it tried. So come on in and join the party, because on this server, the only thing contagious is laughter and fun!
Seraph’s Wild is a semi-vanilla fabric minecraft server with a focus on changing vanilla gameplay without requiring mods. Join the server and experience custom items, biomes, mobs, dungeons, and more!
| Features | Description |
|---|---|
| Custom items and biomes | Insane effects and new mobs with cool attacks! |
| End and Nether rehauls | Always keeping you entertained with new content. |
| Massive dungeons | Explore dungeons that take hundreds of hours to complete. |
| Proximity Chat | Talk to other players in-game with proximity chat. |
| No land claims or tp commands | Focus on survival gameplay without the need for claims or teleport commands. |
| Custom Advancements | Over 1000 custom advancements to complete. |
| Active Community | Join a server with an active community and staff members. |
Join our discord server! https://discord.gg/SS9MNQFZMc
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Do I need any mods to join the server? | No, Seraph’s Wild is a fabric server with server-side changes only. No mods are required. |
| Are there any rules on the server? | Yes, please refer to the server’s discord for more information on rules and guidelines. |
| How can I join the community events? | Community events are announced on the discord server. Join the discord to stay updated. |
| Can I invite my friends to the server? | Yes, feel free to invite your friends to join the server and start playing together. |
We got cows that poop out cheese slices and pigs that fart out bacon strips, like whaaat?! ððĻðĨ
And don’t even get me started on the chicken nugget rainstorms and the french fry forests, it’s like a fast food fever dream come true! ððð§ïļ
Plus, our diamond pickaxes are actually giant spatulas and our creepers explode into confetti and glitter, it’s a party every time you mine! ðððĨ
So come on down to our server and join the foodie fun, just be sure to bring your appetite and a side of ranch dressing, cuz things are about to get deliciously wild! ðĪŠðīðŪ
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing llamas appears out of nowhere and starts a flash mob. Or how about the time when a giant chicken wearing a top hat challenged everyone to a dance-off? You never know what wacky surprises await you on our server!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Taco Tuesday event, where players compete to see who can build the most epic taco-themed structure. The winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual tacos (not redeemable in real life, sorry).
So why wait? Join our server now for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing and scratching your head in confusion. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Welcome to FloralMC â A Semi-Vanilla Minecraft Server |
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| Launch Date: 24th December 2024 |
| Server IPs: |
| For Java–> 202.36.95.165:29078 |
| For Bedrock–> 202.36.95.165 port–> 29078 |
| Key Features: |
| Player Commands: |
| /tpask & /tpahere: Teleport to friends easily. |
| /home & /sethome: Save and revisit your favorite locations. |
| /spawn: Quickly return to the hub. |
| /claim: Protect your builds and keep them safe. |
| we also plan to add emotes!!! |
| Semi-vanilla gameplay with added conveniences to enhance your experience. |
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| Join our members Discord server |
| Discord: https://discord.gg/C2HFNtj9 |
| We hope you are ready to explore, build, and protect your creations on FloralMC! ðļ |
To join the server, use the provided Server IPs for Java or Bedrock, and start playing!
Yes, there are commands like /tpask, /tpahere, /home, and /claim to enhance your gameplay experience.
You can expect a friendly and welcoming community with active staff to ensure fair gameplay.
Yes, there will be launch-day events with special rewards for participants.
You can join our Discord server using the provided link to communicate with other members of the community.
Imagine this, your mom finds the dick pills, right? And you’re like, “Oh shiz, gotta escape to this insane Minecraft server where anything goes!”
We got pigs flying, chickens doing the cha-cha, and zombies dropping sick beats. It’s like a party in the Nether, man!
So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this crazy block party started!