Join this server and you’ll uncover the mysteries of how different block shapes can affect your gameplay. Want to know why that square-shaped house keeps getting blown up by creepers? This server will reveal all!
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We promise no one will accuse you of being arrogant or stupid here – unless, of course, you build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamonds. In that case, we might have to reconsider.
And don’t worry about lending money to anyone for document processing – our virtual currency is as plentiful as the blocks in our world. Your stay-at-home husband can even join in on the fun and start his own virtual business selling virtual goods. Who needs a real job when you can make a living selling pixelated pickaxes?
So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only drama you’ll encounter is whether to build a castle or a spaceship. And remember, in our world, saying no to lending money is always the right choice – unless it’s to a virtual villager in need of a loan for a new enchanted sword. Happy crafting!