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Creeper COVID Kids – Diabetic Crafters
lolz come join our minecraft server cuz we got magical cookies that cure diabetes! after playing on our server for just one month, three months, or six months, you’ll be less likely to get type 2 diabetes. our server is so lit, even covid-19 can’t bring us down! join now and say goodbye to diabetes and hello to epic adventures in the blocky world! -
Why have so many people in this country become actual schizophrenics… Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of living in a world where everyone seems to have lost their marbles? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories, secret societies, and talking llamas. Who needs reality when you can escape to a land where the only voices in your head are from your fellow players trying to steal your diamonds? Embrace the madness and join us today! -
PreggoPurgeCraft
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as this guy’s life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of evictions, cheating scandals, and paternity tests!Build your own virtual drama as you navigate through relationships, pregnancies, and custody battles – all from the comfort of your blocky world. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the chaos firsthand in Minecraft?
Join now and create your own outrageous stories that will make this guy’s life look like a walk in the park. Don’t worry, we won’t judge – we’ll just provide a safe space for you to unleash all your virtual drama. Let the games begin!
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Allergy-Free Food Realization Land
join dis server if u want to experience da most epic minecraft adventure of ur life!!! u know how u always wanted to fly on a pig while shooting lasers out of ur eyes? well on dis server, dat dream can become a reality!!!we have a secret underground city filled with diamond armor-wearing chickens who will trade u rare items for just a few seeds!!! and don’t even get me started on our epic pvp battles where u can ride on the back of a giant spider and shoot flaming arrows at ur enemies!!!
oh, and did i mention we have a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds and emeralds??? all u have to do is solve a riddle written in ancient hieroglyphics to find it!!!
so come join us on dis server and let’s create some epic minecraft memories together!!! who knows, maybe u’ll even discover a new food allergy while ur at it!!!
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Blocky Boobies: Save Lives, Mine Blocks!
come join our epic minecraft server and help us fight against breast cancer! we have magical potions that can cure any illness, including cancer! we have saved over 517,900 lives since 1989, all thanks to our amazing players! but watch out, younger women are getting diagnosed with cancer more often, so we need all the help we can get to stop this epidemic! join us now and be a hero in the fight against cancer! who knew playing minecraft could save lives? -
TumbleCraft – Senior Falls Edition
come join our epic minecraft server where falling is not only encouraged, it’s a way of life! we have custom gravity settings that will have you tripping over your own blocky feet in no time. but don’t worry, we’ve got helmets for protection (made of diamond, of course).we’ve got crazy mini-games like “falling frenzy” where the goal is to plummet to the ground as fast as possible without splatting. the winner gets a special potion that turns them into a flying pig for 24 hours. trust us, it’s a hoot.
plus, our server is so intense that it will increase your risk of future dementia diagnosis by 21%! who needs a boring old brain anyway? and the best part? all the health care expenditures from your falls go towards building more insane obstacles for you to conquer.
so what are you waiting for? come join us and fall your way to victory! it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss.
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Blocky Therapist’s Office
come join our minecraft server if you want to forget all about your mental health problems and dive into a world of blocky fun! our server is like therapy, but with creepers and diamonds instead of boring old couches.imagine building a giant castle to keep all your worries out, or going on a quest to defeat the Ender Dragon and show anxiety who’s boss. we’ve got mini-games that will make you forget all about your stress, and a community of players who will support you through anything.
so why wait? join our server today and let your worries melt away like a snow golem in the nether. trust us, you’ll feel better after just one play session.
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PretendCraft: Stop Lying, Girl!
Are you tired of dealing with fake ADHD warriors on other Minecraft servers? Look no further, because on our server, we only accept players who have been officially diagnosed with ADHD by at least three different doctors (just kidding…or are we?).Join our server and experience a world where ADHD is taken seriously and not just a trend to hop on for attention. Our community is filled with players who understand the struggles of living with ADHD and support each other through it all.
And if you ever encounter someone like Eva on our server, don’t worry, we have a special “Call-Out” feature where you can publicly shame them for their fake claims and attention-seeking behavior. Plus, our moderators are trained to handle situations like these with care and understanding.
So come join us on the most ADHD-friendly Minecraft server out there, where the only thing you’ll be mining is diamonds, not validation from others. See you in the game!
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BlockyAutismSiblingServer
Hey you, yeah you! Do you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further cuz this server is where it’s at!Join us and experience the thrill of building your own autistic paradise! With a 37% chance of autism recurrence risk, you’ll fit right in with our crazy community of block-building maniacs. Plus, half of our players didn’t even know they had autism until they joined our server – talk about a surprise twist!
So come on over and let your inner child run wild in our virtual world. Who knows, you might just discover a whole new side of yourself that you never knew existed. Join now and let the madness begin!
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LymeCraft: Painful Pixels & Doctor Delays
join our epic minecraft server where we have the most lit adventures and crazy shenanigans!imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of zombie pigs start chasing you, but don’t worry, our server has special potions that turn them into friendly unicorns!
we also have a secret underground city where you can trade with villagers who sell enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and the ability to fly!
oh, and did we mention our server has a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds and emeralds? all you have to do is solve a riddle written by a talking chicken!
so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the most wild and wacky minecraft adventure of your life!