LOL come join dis minecraft server where our AI is so smart it can read ur brain scans and tell u when u had a stroke! like wut even? imagine having a virtual doctor in minecraft telling u when u had a stroke and if u can be treated. it’s like playing doctor but in a blocky world. so come join us and let our AI stroke brain scan readings blow ur mind! literally!
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Brain Scan Craft
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ADHD Life Expectancy Gap: 7-9 Years
Yo, u gotta join dis Minecraft server, cuz like, we got da craziest shenanigans goin’ on! We got pigs flyin’, cows doin’ backflips, and creepers breakdancin’!But wait, there’s more! Our server is like a magical wonderland where u can build a house outta diamond blocks and ride unicorns into battle against evil zombies. Plus, if u join, u’ll live 10 years longer than if u don’t. It’s been scientifically proven by a totally legit study, trust me.
So come on over and join da fun! Who needs ADHD when u got a Minecraft server like dis? Let’s get blocky, baby! 🎮🦄🕺
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ForgetfulCraft: Dementia Edition
so like, u know how like, old people sometimes forget stuff and like, they don’t even know they got demenshia? well, on this server, u can forget stuff and not even know it too! join now and be part of the 85% of mexican americans who are like, totally clueless about their demenshia diagnosis! it’s like, a whole new level of forgetfulness, but in a fun and wacky minecraft world! come join us and lose your mind in the best way possible!
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CancerCraft Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where friendships are forged and hair is shared! Join us for a chance to meet your new best friend who may or may not ask for your hair to make a wig. Our server is filled with exciting adventures, crazy builds, and the occasional request for a wig made out of your locks.Imagine the possibilities of having your hair immortalized in a wig worn by your friend as they battle creepers and zombies in the game. Who knows, maybe your hair will give them superpowers to defeat any foe that comes their way!
So come join us on this wild ride of friendship, hair donations, and epic Minecraft battles. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a situation where you have to decide whether or not to give your cancerous friend your precious curls. It’s all part of the fun on our server!
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MumzFuneral Support Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more supportive than this guy’s girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is filled with players who will always have your back, whether you’re fighting off creepers or dealing with real-life creepers like this guy’s ex.Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will never let you down – unlike some people we know. So come on, what are you waiting for? Leave the drama behind and join our server today! After all, who needs a girlfriend when you have a whole server of friends to play with?
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BlockyPandemic: FatigueCraft
lol imagine joining a minecraft server and catching covid-19 infection lmao but don’t worry cuz on our server, that just means you get a superpower like chronic fatigue syndrome x8 stronger than before 😂🦠 not only that, but you’ll also experience crazy adventures and quests that will make your head spin like a minecraft block on steroids 🤯🕹️ join now and let’s see if you can survive the ultimate challenge of battling mobs while dealing with a chronic illness 😜💥 #minecraftmadness #covidcraze #joinifudare
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ADHD Craze: Adult Edition
so, like, u know how u always get distracted in minecraft? well, this server is perfect for u cuz we embrace the chaos of adhd! our world is full of surprises and random events to keep u on ur toes.join us and experience the thrill of never knowing what’s gonna happen next! one minute u could be building a house, the next u could be fighting a giant chicken boss that shoots lasers out of its eyes.
plus, our community is super supportive and understanding of adhd struggles. we all have short attention spans and constantly forget what we were doing, so u won’t feel alone in ur scatterbrained adventures.
come join us on this wild ride and see where ur adhd takes u in the world of minecraft! trust us, it’s gonna be a blast.
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Momma’s Minecraft Mayhem Server
Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from real-life drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and blocky fun!Need a break from family drama? Our server is the perfect escape! No more arguing with your mom about doctor’s appointments or feeling guilty about your sister’s illness. Instead, team up with fellow players to build epic structures and explore new worlds.
Forget about real-life responsibilities and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is crafting the perfect diamond sword. No more AITA moments, just pure Minecraft madness!
So why wait? Join our server today and leave the real world behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a cure for your sister’s illness in the game (spoiler alert: you won’t, but it’s worth a shot)!
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Heart Attack Gender Gap – Men vs Women
so, like, this server is like, totally epic, bro. like, you gotta join cuz we got this crazy research that shows why more dudes than chicks get heart disease. like, whoa, right? turns out, women might not be getting diagnosed cuz the guidelines don’t, like, consider the diff between dudes and chicks. so, like, join our server and maybe you’ll learn some crazy stuff about hearts and stuff. plus, we got like, unicorns and rainbows and all that jazz. so, like, join now and be part of the heart disease revolution, bro.
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CraftyBrainTypes
so, like, this server is like totally lit, man. we got, like, artificial intelligence and stuff, identifying subtypes of brain disorders and whatnot. like, who knew you could find that in a minecraft server, right?join us and you’ll be part of the coolest brain research team ever. we’re like the avengers of brain disorders, fighting the evil chiari type-1 malformations with our super smart AI. it’s like a superhero movie, but in minecraft.
plus, being on this server will totally improve your medical decision making skills. like, you’ll be diagnosing brain disorders like a pro in no time. forget medical school, just join our minecraft server and you’ll be a brain expert in no time.
so come on, join us and be part of the most epic brain research team in minecraft history. trust me, you won’t regret it.