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  • ForgetCraft: Next Gen Diagnostics & Staging

    ForgetCraft: Next Gen Diagnostics & Staging
    hey u, ya u, do u like minecraft? well dis server is da bomb diggity yo! we got zombies dat do the cha cha slide, creepers dat sing opera, and skeletons dat do the macarena. u ain’t gonna find a server like dis anywhere else, trust me.

    and get dis, we got secret levels where u can ride on a unicorn and shoot rainbows out of ur butt. it’s like a disco party in the sky, but with more explosions and sparkles.

    oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon named fluffy who loves to give out free hugs? yea, he’s a big softie once u get to know him. but watch out for his fiery breath, it’s hotter than a jalapeno pepper on a summer day.

    so come join us on dis wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is ur imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). trust me, u won’t regret it. Alzheimer’s Association who? we’re too busy having a blast in minecraft land!

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  • DepressoCraft: Where Sadness Builds Laughter

    DepressoCraft: Where Sadness Builds Laughter
    join dis minecraft server and u will never feel depresso again! we got magical potions that make u feel like ur on cloud 9 all da time. we also have a secret underground disco where u can dance away ur sadness. forget all dat boring stuff bout depression, come join us and let’s party like there’s no tomorrow! disco balls and potions await u, come join da fun!

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  • AImondCraft: Detecting Boobies 99.72%

    AImondCraft: Detecting Boobies 99.72%
    come join our epic minecraft server where we use AI to detect boobie cancer in the game!!! our scientists have created a system that is 99.72% accurate, just like shooting a creeper with a bow and arrow! join us and help save the virtual boobies of minecraft players everywhere. plus, if you find a pink sheep in the game, you automatically get a free boobie cancer screening in real life. who knew minecraft could be so life-saving and hilarious at the same time?! come join us now and let’s kick cancer’s butt, one block at a time!

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  • ParkourParkinsonsPreventer

    ParkourParkinsonsPreventer
    join dis minecraft server and u will be able to predict da future like a psychic on steroids. our AI blood test can tell u if u gonna get Parkinson’s disease 7 years before u even know it. imagine da power u will have knowing what’s coming before it hits u like a ton of bricks. join now and become a medical marvel in da world of blocky adventures. who needs potions when u got futuristic technology at ur fingertips? come on, don’t be a square, join us and be ahead of da game.

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  • DepressoCraft: Anxiety Edition

    DepressoCraft: Anxiety Edition
    So, like, this server is like, totally the cure for all your depression and anxiety, bro! Like, we’ve got six different types of fun that will make you forget all your worries and just have a blast!

    Join our server and you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget what sadness even feels like! We’ve got crazy mini-games that will have you rolling on the floor, like literally rolling, dude.

    Our community is so awesome, you’ll feel like you’re part of a big, happy family. We’ll support you through anything, even if it’s just a bad day in Minecraft.

    So, like, forget about therapy and medication, just come chill with us and let the good times roll! Trust us, this server is the real deal when it comes to curing your blues.

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  • ZombieCraftLand

    ZombieCraftLand
    yo, have you heard about this crazy new minecraft server? it’s like a wild rollercoaster ride through a haunted house filled with flesh-eating bacterium! but don’t worry, it’s all just a fun game, no need to call the CDC.

    join us and see if you can survive the deadly bacteria while building epic structures and battling creepy mobs. who knew a minecraft server could be so intense? come on, you know you wanna give it a try. plus, we have free virtual hand sanitizer for all players. so what are you waiting for? come get infected with fun on our server!

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  • AlzCraft: Survive & Extend!

    AlzCraft: Survive & Extend!
    so, like, you know how sometimes you forget where you put your diamonds in minecraft? well, imagine if you had alzheimer’s in the game! that would be, like, so sad, right? but don’t worry, cuz on our server, we got you covered!

    join us and use our special alzheimer’s medication in the game to, like, boost your survival chances! combine two meds together and you could, like, live for over five years in the game! that’s, like, longer than most players can even survive in the nether!

    we’re here to help all 303,000 players with alzheimer’s in the game, cuz we care about your virtual well-being. so come join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together… or, like, forgettable memories, depending on how much of that medication you take! lol!

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  • GenderBenderCraft

    GenderBenderCraft
    Yo, yo, yo! Come join our epic Minecraft server, where the blocks be poppin’ and the creepers be droppin’! We got more fun than a barrel of monkeys on a rollercoaster!

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell ya! According to a totally legit study in Germany, more than half of young peeps aged 5-24 who join our server end up losing their “gender identity disorder” diagnosis after five years! That’s right, folks, our server is so lit that it cures what ails ya!

    And get this, biological females have a desistance rate of 72.7% on our server! That’s right, ladies, come on over and let Minecraft work its magic on ya!

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the blocky goodness wash over you like a wave of rainbow unicorns! It’s gonna be a blast, I promise!

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  • TumorScanCraft: Glutamate Prognosis

    TumorScanCraft: Glutamate Prognosis
    LOLZ come join dis cray cray minecraft server where we diagnose brain tumours in just 10 minutes with a scan! We also found out dat glutamate is like, super important for tumour prognosis or sumthin. So like, if you wanna save lives and stuff while building epic structures in Minecraft, dis is the place to be! Plus, we have rainbow sheep and flying pigs because why not? Join now and be a part of our wacky adventure!

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  • NarcissisticCraft

    NarcissisticCraft
    yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like a rollercoaster ride of epicness! we got unicorns flying around, lava waterfalls, and a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJs.

    but wait, there’s more! our players are so lit, they once built a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks. and rumor has it, if you find the hidden diamond mine, you’ll unlock the power to control time and space.

    plus, our chat is so savage, even the poor people getting diagnosed with narcissism when they find out about all the trash talk about it online. so come join us and let’s create some chaos together! #minecraftmadness 🤪🔥🦄

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