| Players: | 96/1000 | Votes: | 4889 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 11 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Epic Battles Fought: | 8 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 19 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 9 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 10 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
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| Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 7768 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 16 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Crops Grown: | 5562 |
| Dimension Hops: | 14 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 8 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
| Towns Built: | 7 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing for days. From building epic structures to battling mythical creatures, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But that’s not all! We have exclusive content like 3D debuts, debut performances, and even unarchived Twitter spaces that will keep you entertained for hours on end.
And if you’re a fan of music, we’ve got you covered with a playlist of all the covers and songs our talented players have released. Plus, don’t forget to check out our merch store for some epic swag.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 108/800 | Votes: | 1783 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 52 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 43 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 6 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 17 |
| Crops Grown: | 7691 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
Join us for a chance to ride minecart cable cars up and down the steep hills, visit the pixelated Golden Gate Bridge, and even explore a replica of Alcatraz prison (but don’t worry, there are no real prisoners…we think).
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are plotting world domination. Will you join them or thwart their evil plans? The choice is yours!
So come join our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to in our virtual San Francisco!
| Players: | 110/700 | Votes: | 8976 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 6983 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 16 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 6 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 12 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 31 |
We promise not to judge you for splurging on a steam deck, even if it means walking everywhere because you’re broke from paying your mom’s bills. Our community is all about supporting each other, even if it means sacrificing gas money for virtual adventures.
So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more intense than a family argument over spending habits. Who needs real life drama when you can have virtual chaos with us? Join now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 2585 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Royal Courts Attended: | 5 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 32 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 14 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 9 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 1 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
Our server is the perfect place to escape from the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where stepbrother crushes are a thing of the past. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious stories and outrageous adventures that will keep you entertained for hours on end.
So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to stepbrother crushes once and for all. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 563 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
| Animals Bred: | 189 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 7 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 35 | Towns Built: | 7 |
| Players: | 91/100 | Votes: | 378 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 7 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 8 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 14 | Villages Defended: | 10 |
Join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or embark on a quest to find the legendary golden potato hidden deep within the Nether realm. But beware, for the server is also home to the elusive “Dancing Creeper” who will challenge you to a dance-off for epic loot.
And ladies, if you think you can handle the madness, then come on down and show us what you’ve got! Who knows, you might just become the queen of the server and earn the title of “Minecraft Goddess”.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and a whole lot of WTF moments! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 97/600 | Votes: | 1171 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Underground Cities Explored: | 1 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 | Zombie Dances: | 4 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 27 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 10 |
WE’VE GOT CREEPERS THAT EXPLODE LIKE RUSSIAN MISSILES AND ZOMBIES THAT FIGHT LIKE UKRAINIAN SOLDIERS! JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE THROUGH A BLOCKY WORLD WHERE ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE, EVEN PEACE IN THE MIDDLE EAST!
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND BECOME A LEGEND IN A WORLD WHERE UKRAINE IS THE LEAST OF YOUR WORRIES!
| Players: | 91/300 | Votes: | 8772 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Zombie Dances: | 7 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 29 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 16 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Farms Harvested: | 988 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Players: | 91/600 | Votes: | 3107 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
| Alien Abductions: | 1 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 12 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 98 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 |
