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| Players: | 101/300 | Votes: | 4640 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 12 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 128 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 10 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 |
| Emeralds Found: | 7939 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 19 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 2 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 28 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only stable Levantine country is run by a huwhite man! But don’t worry, it’s not as serious as it sounds. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a place where the sheep are actually secret agents plotting to take over the world? Or where the villagers have formed a boy band and perform concerts every Saturday night?
And let’s not forget about the legendary treasure hidden deep within the mines, guarded by a pack of dancing creepers who only explode in harmony. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else.
So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing for days. Who knew that a huwhite man running a Levantine country could be so hilarious?
