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Players: | 104/500 | Votes: | 5646 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 17 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 1 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Secret Passages Found: | 4 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
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