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Players: | 105/1000 | Votes: | 6315 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 8 |
Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 | Towns Built: | 10 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 13 | Farms Harvested: | 628 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
u wanna kno y u shud join dis server? well, lemme tell u a story. once upon a time, there was dis former US Marine who trained chinese military pilots in minecraft. yep, u heard me right. he built a whole army base in minecraft and taught dem how to fly planes and stuff. it was so epic, even australia was like, “we gotta get dis guy.”
so if u wanna be part of sum crazy shenanigans like dat, den dis server is da place to be. plus, we got free cake at spawn. who doesn’t love free cake, amirite? come join us and let’s make sum memories together. just don’t try to train any military pilots, ok? lolz.