🔥🔥🔥
| Players: | 96/400 | Votes: | 5802 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dimension Hops: | 8 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 17 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 5 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 15 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 7320 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server that is like Zelda, but good and for adults! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
- Instead of fighting boring old monsters, you’ll be battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes!
- Our dungeons are filled with treasure chests that contain not gold, but pizza slices and energy drinks to keep you going!
- Forget about saving princesses, here you’ll be rescuing unicorn llamas who have been kidnapped by evil gummy bears!
- And the best part? Our boss battles are epic showdowns with dancing skeletons who challenge you to a breakdance battle!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience a Zelda adventure like never before!
