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Players: |
95/200 |
Votes: |
360 |
Rating: |
4.9 / 5 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: |
3 |
Cursed Amulets Found: |
0 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: |
0 |
Infernal Machines Built: |
1 |
Astral Projections Made: |
3 |
Secret Passages Found: |
3 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: |
4 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: |
1 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: |
8 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: |
0 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: |
1 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: |
10 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: |
17 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: |
38 |
So, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. You gotta join because, like, we have the longest poops in Minecraft history! I mean, seriously, humans probably hold the record for longest poops, but we’re like, trying to beat that record in the game. It’s, like, a poop-off, man. And, like, whoever has the longest poop gets, like, a diamond throne or something. It’s, like, the ultimate bragging rights, dude. So, like, come join us and let’s see who can poop the longest! It’s gonna be, like, totally hilarious and totally epic, bro. Join now and let’s poop our way to victory!