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| Players: | 107/700 | Votes: | 8382 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Crops Grown: | 4867 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 22 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 3 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 331 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 15 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
Yo, bros and broettes! Let me tell ya ’bout this epic Minecraft server where crazy stuff goes down 24/7! We got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the cha-cha, and villagers that break out into spontaneous dance parties!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even Israel and Hamas tried to join in on the fun. They were all like, “Yo, can we trade some diamonds for some hostages and a ceasefire?” And we were all like, “Nah, bro, we’re too busy building giant statues of Steve riding a dragon.”
So come on down to our server, where the only rule is to have a good time and never take anything too seriously. Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!
