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| Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 2380 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 255 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 | Dimension Hops: | 5 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 38 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 |
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