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Players: | 97/400 | Votes: | 1191 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 11 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 10 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
Mines Excavated: | 3588 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 31 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 11 |
plus, we got this wild story goin’ on where the B.C. premier is, like, tryna ban all the ‘red-state’ liquor from the server. it’s, like, a total war zone, man. you gotta join our side and help us fight back against those tariff-loving fools.
seriously, you don’t wanna miss out on this madness. come join us and be part of the most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.