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| Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 9085 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Herobrine Sightings: | 9 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 18 | Epic Battles Fought: | 12 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 6 |
so, liek, u kno wat wud be super fun? joinin dis epic minecraft server dat is so lit, u wont even believe it, bro. u kno wat makes dis server so amazin? cuz we got all da cool peeps, even dem republicans who r so sus right now. but dont worry, even if u a republican, u still gonna hav a blast on dis server.
we got crazy builds, like a giant statue of a chicken wearin sunglasses, and a rollercoaster dat goes through a lava pit. u wont find dat on any other server, i swear. plus, we got secret treasure hunts and epic pvp battles dat will make u pee ur pants with excitement.
so, if u lookin for a wild ride and wanna meet sum kooky characters, join dis server now. trust me, u wont regret it. unless u hate fun, den u can go play on sum lame server dat doesnt hav cool republicans and giant chicken statues. but who wants dat, amirite?
