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  • CountryIncel Minecraft Server

    CountryIncel Minecraft Server
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    Players: 96/100 Votes: 1937
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Enchantments Applied: 199
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Goblin Markets Raided: 8 Unseen Monsters Slain: 3
    Treasure Maps Found: 13 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 6 Star Shards Collected: 112

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being ignored by wild women on river cruises while you sip on your aperol spritz? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll be the king of the virtual world! No more rejection, just endless possibilities to build, explore, and conquer. Join us now and leave those wild women in the dust as you create your own epic adventure! Who needs real-life rejection when you can rule the digital realm?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SMP: CopaCraft – The Horrendous Minecraft SMP

    SMP: CopaCraft – The Horrendous Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 95/200 Votes: 2613
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 25 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2
    Endless Legions Commanded: 44 Holy Grails Found: 4
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 134 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 161
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like the Copa America of Minecraft SMPs – absolutely horrendous! But don’t worry, that just adds to the fun.

    Our season started off so terribly that even the mobs were laughing at us. But hey, who needs a good start when you can have a chaotic and unpredictable adventure instead? Plus, rumor has it that the winner of our server will be awarded the prestigious Ballon d’Or – because why not?

    So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the MVP of our crazy Minecraft world!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyHousemateGrief

    CraftyHousemateGrief
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    Players: 101/300 Votes: 7122
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 42
    Void Gems Collected: 40 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Haunted Chests Opened: 1 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 6 Meteorite Armor Created: 28
    Divine Scrolls Written: 24 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Wilderness Tamed: 18

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocky fun! Looking for a reason to join? Well, let me tell you a little story about why this server is the perfect place for you.

    Imagine a world where you never have to deal with someone else’s literal crap again. No more unflushed toilets, no more messy housemates – just pure, clean Minecraft fun! Our server is a safe haven for those who are tired of dealing with real-life drama and just want to build, explore, and have a good time.

    Join us and leave all your worries behind – because on our server, the only thing you’ll be flushing is your enemies down the lava pit! So come on in, grab your pickaxe, and let’s mine our way to happiness together. See you in the blocky world!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • TastyTrio SMP – Weird Eats!

    TastyTrio SMP – Weird Eats!
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    Players: 90/900 Votes: 1360
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 149 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15 Battle Standards Raised: 10
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Mythical Quests Completed: 29
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 10 Villages Defended: 15
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers? Want to spice things up with a side of insanity? Look no further than our wacky Minecraft SMP! We’ve got more crazy food combinations than you can shake a stick at! Ever tried a creeper sandwich with a side of diamond soup? How about a cake made entirely of obsidian? Join us for a culinary adventure like no other and see if you have what it takes to survive in our twisted food-filled world!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • FunCraftz

    FunCraftz
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    Players: 110/800 Votes: 7602
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Hidden Passages Discovered: 4
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 34 Powerful Allies Recruited: 2
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Forbidden Relics Collected: 8
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Infernal Machines Built: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Do you enjoy building towering castles made entirely out of diamond blocks? How about riding on the backs of flying pigs while battling zombie hordes with a carrot sword? Or maybe you prefer organizing epic llama races through treacherous obstacle courses? Whatever your idea of fun is, our Minecraft server has it all and more!

    Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with crazy quests, ridiculous challenges, and unexpected surprises around every corner. Our community of players is as wacky and wonderful as they come, always ready to team up for a spontaneous dance party or a daring raid on a neighboring village.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come on over and join the madness. Who knows what kind of absurdity awaits you? But one thing’s for sure – you’ll never have a dull moment here!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • XCraft: Musk’s Banhammer Brazil

    XCraft: Musk’s Banhammer Brazil
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    Players: 97/800 Votes: 155
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 4 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 4
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 13 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Eternal Flames Captured: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz, like, in brazil they banned x, like the letter x, cuz elon musk was bein all like “nah, i ain’t gonna name no representative” and the judge was all like “well then, no more x for u brazil!” so now u gotta come to this server where we embrace all the x’s and have a blast buildin and explorin and stuff. plus, we got unicorns that fart rainbows and llamas that can speak french. it’s a wild ride, man. join us now before the x-less apocalypse hits!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SupernaLuna2.0: Where cows fly and creepers do the Macarena!

    SupernaLuna2.0: Where cows fly and creepers do the Macarena!
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    Players: 106/700 Votes: 3528
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Rune Stones Activated: 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Cursed Lands Purified: 10
    Eternal Flames Captured: 5 Teleportation Mishaps: 3
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 8 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Supernaluna SMP <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/playcdu-vs-hypixel/">Server</a>

    Welcome to Supernaluna SMP Server

    Join us for Season 2 as we embark on epic journeys together!

    Visit our website and join our Discord server.

    Features:

    Plugin/Feature Description
    McMMO Enhance your gameplay with RPG elements
    Economy Trade and earn in-game currency
    Jobs Take on different roles for rewards
    Warps Easy access to community locations
    Veinminer Quickly mine entire veins of ores
    /sethome Set your home location for teleportation
    /rtp Teleport randomly to explore new areas
    Cosmetic Ranks Get special roles based on playtime

    Rules:

    • No Griefing or Stealing
    • PvP must always be consensual
    • No x-ray, hacked clients or item duping
    • Zero tolerance for hate speech

    Contact:

    For any questions, contact “xMoniarty#7292” on Discord.

    FAQ

    Q: Is there a whitelist to join the server? A: No, the server is open to all players.
    Q: Are there any age restrictions to join? A: The community is made up of adults, but all ages are welcome as long as you follow the rules.
    Q: Can I bring my friends to play on the server? A: Yes, you can invite your friends to join the server and experience the adventures together.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • GreenGamerz Minecraft Server

    GreenGamerz Minecraft Server
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    Players: 103/100 Votes: 2602
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 5 Legendary Heroes Trained: 2
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Players Killed by Monsters: 8885
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Rainbows Spotted: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of llamas on caffeine? Look no further than our server, where the 201st Wind blows with the force of a thousand creepers exploding at once! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and more memes than you can shake a diamond sword at.

    Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land where pigs fly (literally, we have a mod for that). They teamed up with a group of players who were so skilled, they could defeat the Ender Dragon blindfolded. Together, they built a castle so magnificent, even Notch himself would be jealous.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Immergreen, a player so skilled at PvP that they once took on an entire army of griefers single-handedly and emerged victorious. Rumor has it that they can mine diamonds with their eyes closed and tame creepers as pets.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • DemoralizedCraft SMP – The Struggle is Real

    DemoralizedCraft SMP – The Struggle is Real
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    Players: 94/900 Votes: 3423
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Heroic Legacies Created: 3
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Alien Abductions: 3 Dragons Tamed: 2
    Mythical Relics Collected: 16 Magic Items Found: 2922

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, most chaotic server out there! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building while dodging flying pigs and exploding chickens.

    Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to blow up because they know they can’t compete with the level of chaos we bring. We have secret underground societies of villagers plotting against the players, and the cows have formed a rebellion against the sheep.

    But don’t worry, we also have plenty of normal Minecraft activities like mining, crafting, and exploring. Just be prepared for the unexpected, like when the ocean suddenly turns into a lava pit or when the trees start dancing to disco music.

    So come join us on our insane Minecraft SMP and remember, the only way out is through sheer determination and a healthy dose of insanity!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • FearlessSMP: What’s Your Fear?

    FearlessSMP: What’s Your Fear?
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    Players: 103/100 Votes: 4136
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Dragon Scales Harvested: 412
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 10 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 9 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9153 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4
    Mines Excavated: 2966 Astral Orbs Gathered: 14
    Horror Stories Survived: 6 Portal Loops Escaped: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you afraid of creepers blowing up your precious builds? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft SMP, creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of exploding! Join us for a wacky adventure where the only thing you’ll be afraid of is running out of diamonds because our diamond veins are as plentiful as dirt blocks. So come join us and conquer your fear of creepers, or better yet, make friends with them and start a creeper army to take over the server!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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