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Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 2589 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
Buildings Constructed: | 9 | Horror Stories Survived: | 4 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 5 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 20 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 | Evil Twin Fights: | 3 |
We have a strict “no normal person allowed” policy, so if you’re a certified retard like Rachel Zegler or a raging narcissist who can’t live without attention, this is the place for you! Our server is like a never-ending apology tour where Disney sends you on a mission to tone down your feminist liberal rhetoric, but you just can’t help but stir up drama by posting “free Palestine” while promoting your latest build.
So come join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughs, and maybe even a little bit of sanity (but probably not). Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into on our Minecraft SMP!