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Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 1593 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 19 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 |
Potions Brewed: | 28 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 8 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
Join us for epic adventures that will make Journey to the West look like a walk in the park. Our fights are so intense, they revolve around screaming and explosions – who needs strategy when you have chaos, am I right?
Our server admin has a total of four different faces he can draw, and he cycles through them like a pro. Plus, he’s tried to start new series like (-ACKman, Broo Duragon, Sneed Land) but they failed miserably – talk about dedication!
And don’t even get me started on our Toriko rip-offs for DBS. We’re so buck broken that we just hope no one notices (spoiler alert: they do). But hey, at least we have some third worlder shitposts to keep things interesting.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and wacky as it gets, join us now! Who needs Toriyama when you have us? Sorry not sorry, zoomer faggots – this server is where the real fun is at.