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Players: | 104/300 | Votes: | 8715 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 12 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 16 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 16 |
Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Enchantments Applied: | 240 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 6259 | Mines Excavated: | 2269 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 18 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 489 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops, and our PvP arena is actually a giant trampoline where you have to bounce your way to victory.
So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us for the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!