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Players: | 109/900 | Votes: | 901 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 347 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 14 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 11 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Horror Stories Survived: | 2 |
Secret Passages Found: | 4 | Treasure Maps Found: | 2 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | New Chunks Explored: | 876386 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and diamonds grow on trees. Don’t believe us? Just ask our resident wizard, Steve the Sheep, who can summon lightning storms with a flick of his wooly wand.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what crazy shenanigans await you in this topsy-turvy world where nothing is as it seems. Just be sure to watch out for the creepers riding on giant chickens – they’re a real hoot!