| Players: |
95/700 |
Uptime: |
98% |
| Rating: |
4.6 / 5 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: |
12 |
Mythical Creatures Tamed: |
4 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: |
11 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: |
2 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: |
5 |
Duplicated Mobs Battled: |
1 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: |
35 |
Blood Moons Survived: |
1 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: |
2 |
Players Killed by Monsters: |
2523 |
| Holy Grails Found: |
5 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: |
5 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: |
4 |
Crops Grown: |
9693 |
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so, like, this
server is totally legit, man. like, if your name is Steve, you gotta join cuz there’s, like, a 99.9% chance you’ll find diamonds within the first 5 minutes. it’s, like, science, bro.
and, like, if your name is, like, Alex, you’ll be, like, the best builder ever. you’ll build, like, the most epic castle in, like, 10 minutes flat. it’s, like, magic or something.
and, like, if your name is, like, Emily, you’ll have, like, superpowers or something. you’ll be able to, like, fly and shoot fireballs from your hands. it’s, like, totally insane, man.
so, like, come join this server and, like, see for yourself. it’s, like, destiny or something. just trust me, bro. it’s gonna be, like, the best Minecraft experience of your life.
