Pixel Diabetic Depletion

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	2454
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	8102
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we mine so much magnesium that we have to deplete it just to keep the game balanced. but watch out, if you don’t join, you might suffer from all-cause and cardiovascular mortality in real life! trust us, our server is the key to immortality and epic gaming adventures. don’t be a diabetic patient, be a minecraft legend!

Creeper COVID Kids – Diabetic Crafters

child health, children, children’s health, Chronic illness, covid, Covid-19, Crafters, creeper, diabetes, Diabetic, Diagnosis, health, Healthcare, increased risk, infection, Kids, long-term effects, Long-term impact, medical study, pandemic, pediatric diabetes, post-COVID complications, public health, research, type 2 diabetes

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	2881
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Mines Excavated:	2505
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Enchantments Applied:	52
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

lolz come join our minecraft server cuz we got magical cookies that cure diabetes! after playing on our server for just one month, three months, or six months, you’ll be less likely to get type 2 diabetes. our server is so lit, even covid-19 can’t bring us down! join now and say goodbye to diabetes and hello to epic adventures in the blocky world!

KetoCraft: Diabetic Defender

blood sugar control, cardiovascular risk, chronic condition, Defender, diabetes management, Diabetic, disease management, health benefits, heart health, individualized care, Insulin sensitivity, KetoCraft, ketogenic diet, lifestyle choices, long-term diet, long-term health outcomes, low carb diet, medical advancements, Medical research, metabolic health, personalized nutrition, preventative healthcare., Type 1 diabetes

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	2889
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Farms Harvested:	395
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Astral Projections Made:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Mines Excavated:	2883	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

OMG u gotta join dis server, bro! We got a player who’s been munchin’ on keto for 10 years and his heart is like, super chill compared to all da normies with type 1 diabetes. Like, his heart is probably made of diamonds or somethin’ cuz it’s so strong! Join us and maybe you’ll get a heart of steel too, who knows?! #KetoForTheWin #HeartOfDiamonds #MinecraftMadness

JuicyCraft Minecraft Server

addiction, Boundaries, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, Diabetic, disrespectful behavior., functional addict, health complications, informal tenancy, juice box, JuicyCraft, living situation, low blood sugar, Minecraft, moving out, overreaction, personal belongings, Rent, roommate etiquette, roommate issues, roommate problems, Server, Warning

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	7538
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of juice boxes!

Are you tired of roommates stealing your precious juice boxes, putting your life at risk? Look no further, join our server where juice box theft is strictly prohibited!

Imagine a world where your juice boxes are safe and sound, where you can build your dream house without worrying about someone chugging all your apple juice.

Our server is a sanctuary for all diabetics and juice box enthusiasts, where you can thrive without the fear of running out of your life-saving beverage.

Don’t let a juice box thief ruin your Minecraft experience, join us now and build a world where your juice boxes are always protected. Remember, on our server, juice boxes are more valuable than diamonds!

DisabilityCraft Minecraft Server

amputee, breakdown, Christian, Church, depression, devout, Diabetic, DisabilityCraft, disabled woman, Guilt, Indian, Minecraft, nosy, pastor’s wife, possessed by demons, prayer circle, provoking, public speaking, Server, suicide attempts, traumatic experiences, video games, wheelchair

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	8290
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	16	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Magic Items Found:	3199
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	365	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape from the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you won’t have to deal with any demon-possessed pastors’ wives screaming about your love life!

Join us for some epic gameplay and hilarious antics. No prayer circles here, just pure fun and adventure. Plus, we promise no one will judge you for being unmarried at a “late age” (whatever that means).

So if you’re tired of nosy church ladies and awkward BBQs, come join our server and let loose in a world where the only drama is whether you can survive the night without getting blown up by a creeper. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with possessed pastors’ wives.

AtheroCraft: The Diabetic Adventure

Adventure, Alternative Medicine, Antioxidant, AtheroCraft, atherogenic risk, chronic disease, Curcumin, diabetes management, Diabetic, health, heart health, herbal supplement, holistic healing, inflammation, metabolic syndrome, natural remedies, obese, Patients, preventive care, Reduces, Type 2 DM, weight loss, wellness

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	1573
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like, the only place where u can find diamonds in the shape of cute lil’ piggies wearin’ top hats. also, rumor has it that if u join dis server, ur chances of findin’ a secret village with unlimited emeralds increases by like, a million percent. plus, if u join now, u might just stumble upon a hidden dungeon filled with treasure chests full of enchanted golden apples and rare potions. so, like, why wouldn’t u wanna join dis epic server, right? come on, let’s go on a wild adventure together and discover all the crazy secrets this server has to offer!

GrannyCraft Diabetic Drama

Allergies, birthday cake, Boundaries, buttercream frosting, college, Communication, dessert, diabetes, Diabetic, Drama, family conflict, family dynamics, family gatherings, family relationships, food preparation, generational differences, GrannyCraft, leaving family, peanut allergy, personal boundaries, rude behavior, sugar intake, toxic relationships

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	2226
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Love Letters Sent:	20
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Buildings Constructed:	44
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Crops Grown:	2300	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape from your rude, peanut-loving family members? Look no further! Join our server where there’s no powdered sugar drama, just epic adventures and blocky fun! Build your own birthday cake castle and invite only the coolest players to share a slice (we promise it won’t be too sugary). Plus, our server is 100% peanut-free, so you can game in peace without any allergic reactions. Say goodbye to toxic family members and hello to a new virtual family of fellow gamers. Join now and leave the powdered sugar drama behind!

BlockyBoundary

Alone Time, bachelors trip, binge watching, BlockyBoundary, Boundaries, caregiving, Cooking, deep cleaning, Diabetic, empty house, family dynamics, Harry Potter, medication, mother-in-law, over bearing, personal space, privacy, quality time, relationships, self-care, work from home

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	7058
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Enchantments Applied:	229	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape your overbearing mother-in-law? Look no further! Join our server for a week of peace and privacy, just like this poor soul desperately needs.

Imagine a world where you can finally relax and enjoy some alone time without anyone treating you like a child. Build your dream house, cook all the meals you love without anyone complaining, and binge watch Harry Potter to your heart’s content.

Escape the chaos of real life and immerse yourself in a world where you can truly be yourself. Join our server now and leave your mother-in-law behind for a week of pure bliss!

AloneAt21Craft

21f, 28f, alone, AloneAt21Craft, conditioned, Diabetic, Fight, freedom, Guilt, insisting, Mother, nerves, room, Scared, sister, sleep alone, spoiled, traumatic life, travel, ungrateful

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	8157
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	37
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Star Shards Collected:	201
New Chunks Explored:	234517	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Are you tired of feeling like a piece of sht in real life? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can be the master of your own destiny! No more nagging mothers forcing you to sleep in weird rooms with your sister, no more guilt trips for falling asleep on calls with your bf. On our server, you can build your own diabetes-friendly kingdom and never have to check your sugar levels again (unless you want to, of course). Plus, we have a strict no guilt policy – so go ahead and travel with your bf wherever you want, no permission needed! Say goodbye to feeling like the biggest spoiled ungrateful piece of shit ever, and hello to a world where you can be whoever you want to be. Join us now and start living your best Minecraft life!

IRS OP Minecraft Server

activism, civil disobedience, corporate greed, economic reform, enemies, financial inequality, government corruption, grassroots organization, income disparity, IRS, Minecraft, Muh misanthropy, Occupy Wallstreet, political movement, political resistance, protest, Server, social change, social justice, tax evasion, tax man, wealth distribution

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	7506
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Alien Abductions:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take trolling to a whole new level! Join us if you want to unleash your inner misanthrope and use the tax man to wreak havoc on your enemies.

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your house when suddenly, the tax man appears out of nowhere and starts demanding payments from your neighbors. But wait, there’s more! You can also spam about it in the chat for maximum chaos and confusion.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with insane stories and crazy adventures. From riding pigs into battle to building giant statues of our favorite tax collectors, there’s never a dull moment here.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

BasedCraft SMP: The Most Lit Server of All Time

#youtube, all time, Based, BasedCraft, best, classic, culture, Favorite, iconic, influential, internet, Legendary, lit, Music, must watch, Nostalgia, Retro, Server, smp, Theme, Throwback, Time, Top, trending, Video, viral

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	4669
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Items Found:	8148	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	453	Divine Spears Created:	14
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Zombie Dances:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Secret Passages Found:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old themes? Well, look no further because our server is the most BASED theme of all time! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you on epic quests and challenges that will blow your mind.

– The currency on our server is not diamonds or emeralds, oh no. It’s actually shiny disco balls that you can use to buy the most fabulous outfits for your character.

– We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare treasures guarded by a giant chicken named Cluck Norris. Only the bravest of players can defeat him and claim the loot.

– Our server is also home to a group of mischievous pandas who love to prank unsuspecting players. Watch out for their hilarious shenanigans!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

SeeMyBlockyWorld – Minecraft SMP

anticipate, aspire to, crave, daydream, desire, dream, Envision, fantasize, hope for, Imagine, long for, look forward to, Minecraft, most, see, Seek, SeeMyBlockyWorld, smp, something.., Visualize, Want, wish, yearn

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	1137
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Emeralds Found:	8324
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Do you want to see pigs flying and cows doing the moonwalk? Then you need to join our Minecraft SMP! Our server is so crazy that even the chickens have their own dance parties. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like this before. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco where the creepers go to bust a move. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to be amazed!

ParentalRegretCraft

acceptance, admitting., Childhood, Communication, confession, EMBARRASSMENT, family, forgiveness, Guilt, Honesty, MISTAKES, ParentalRegretCraft, parents, past, regret, relationship, remorse, Secrets, shame, Trust, Vulnerability

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	3564
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us if you want to confess to your parents that you accidentally turned their house into a giant lava pit filled with chickens wearing top hats. Don’t worry, we provide free therapy sessions for all players dealing with parental disappointment.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a rainbow-colored llama into battle against an army of evil flying squids? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Just be sure to bring your own enchanted carrot for the llamas.

So why wait? Join our server today and start creating hilarious stories to tell your friends about the crazy adventures you’ve had. Just remember to always blame it on the creepers!

CraftyIsraelShooterBanter

Accountability, aid convoy, aid organizations, Conflict Resolution, CraftyIsraelShooterBanter, Diplomacy, foreign policy, HUMAN RIGHTS, humanitarian crisis, international relations, Israel, israel palestine conflict, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, peace negotiations, political tensions, rectify conduct, Shooting, united states, US, violence

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	584
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Magic Items Found:	2320	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Animals Bred:	160
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

so like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz like, it’s so lit that even the US is getting involved. apparently, Israel is behind some crazy shooting at an aid convoy and now they gotta “immediately rectify” their conduct. like, what even is going on? but don’t worry, on this server, we don’t shoot aid convoys, we shoot creepers and zombies instead. it’s a wild ride, my dudes. come join the chaos and let’s show Israel how it’s done in the world of minecraft!

BrainyCraft: Ageing Risk Zone

ageing, BrainyCraft, Risk, Zone

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	4531
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

join our minecraft server and experience the most epic adventure of your life! we have dragons that poop diamonds and unicorns that fart rainbows. our moderators are actually wizards in disguise, casting spells to make sure your experience is always magical.

build your own castle made entirely of cheese or create a rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano. the possibilities are endless on our server!

plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure, you will gain immortality and be able to fly like a superhero. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let the insanity begin!

The Cornfield: Where Sheepish Players Gotta Dodge the Cob to Survive!

Citizens, Cob, Community, cornfield, dodge, Evil Powers, Fantasy Home, Flower Stand, Food Stand, Gotta, Industry, Interior mods, Library of books, Life Roleplay, Lore, magical elements, Mayor, Medieval Home, modern home, Players, Protection, Sheepish, smp, sorcery, Story, Suggestions, SURVIVE

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	5421
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Ores Mined:	770
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Mines Excavated:	1762	Potions Brewed:	160

The Field <a href="https://minecraft-servers-listing.com/flavor/mage-hithata-eya/">Minecraft Server</a>

The Field Minecraft Server

The Field is a Minecraft Modded server Community. We focus heavily on the Demands of our Members. Join Here • The Field

Our Idea:

We are staying on track with the classic vanilla theme, but with some improvements and upgrades including rare to get Magical Elements and Sorcery. Think of it as a Life Roleplay. Open your own Food or flower Stand, Decorate your house with Interior mods, Explore the wonders of the World, Create your own Village, Expand your Industry, Run for Mayor or be a Normal Citizen. It is up to you to make your Story and contribute to the Server’s Lore.

Features and Reasons to join:

We listen to our Community – Just give us a Suggestion and we will instantly review.
Dedicate some time to Obtain the Evil Powers of Magic and Insert fear into the Poor Villagers.
OR Dedicate some time to Obtain the Powers of Magic and Insert a sense of Protection into the Hard working Villagers
Create your own Modern/Medieval/Fantasy Home alongside other Players
Easy to learn mechanics
Mods like more biomes, more enchantments, more decoration blocks, more weapons (Including Special Swords), etc.
Variety of Content like Quests, Bounty hunts, Boss fights, Library of books to learn about Magic (Extremely rarely you will find Players already knowing these things. It’s up to you to teach them or keep it to yourself… for whatever suspicious reason)
Many Structures and redesigned Villages
Frequent and Active Community events

What ya waiting for? https://discord.gg/mW4jcABVFv

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join The Field Minecraft Server?	You can join by clicking on the link provided in the description: The Field Minecraft Server
What is the theme of the server?	The server focuses on a mix of classic vanilla gameplay with added elements of magic and sorcery for a unique roleplay experience.
Are there any special events or activities on the server?	Yes, the server hosts frequent community events, quests, bounty hunts, boss fights, and more to keep players engaged.
Can I suggest new ideas for the server?	Absolutely! The server values input from its community members and reviews suggestions regularly.

CraftyWar – Minecraft Server

Alerts, Alliance4Funbros, booru, Builds, Buying, CraftyWar, Dog Days, DPS calculator, DropTables, Lotus Eaters, mag, Minecraft, modding, oblivion, Relics, Returning Players, Riven Prices, SELLING, Server, Sevagoth Prime, Stream Times, Tierlists, Warbros, Warframe, Wiki

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	1488
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Astral Projections Made:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	9464
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us. We throw the best block parties in all of Minecraft!

2. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. Want a diamond sword with sharpness 1000? We got you covered.

3. Our community is so tight-knit, we practically have our own language. You’ll feel like you’re in a secret society of Minecraft pros.

4. Rumor has it, Herobrine himself logs on to our server just to challenge our players to PvP battles. Are you brave enough to take him on?

5. We have a special event called “Dog Days” where all the mobs in the game turn into adorable puppies. It’s chaos, but it’s the cutest chaos you’ll ever see.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

ShitterinoSMP – >"NOOOO, NOT THE HECKIN MINECRAFT SMP…”

cockerino, fuckitini, gtquotNOOOO, heckin, karim benemini, kekeriniti, kekitini, Minecraft, niggetino, raperino, ronaldo, shafterini, shitterino, ShitterinoSMP, shittitini, smp, t. shartitino

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	7277
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Potions Brewed:	102
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Votes:	7292	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3318	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is as spicy as a jalapeño on a hot summer day! Join us if you want to witness epic battles like “NOOOO, NOT THE HECKIN SHITTERINO NIGGETINO FUCKITINI KEKERINITI” or heated debates like “NOOO RONALDO IS JUST HECKIN BETTER THAN COCKERINO SHITTITINI SHAFTERINI”. And let’s not forget the legendary players like “T. SHARTITINO RAPERINO KARIM BENEMINI KEKITINI” who will leave you in awe with their skills. So come join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of sharting (just kidding…maybe).

NoCleanCousinWatch

aita, Apology, Behavior, Boundaries, Carpet, children, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, control, cousin, DAUGHTER, discipline, family event, gossip, Mess, NoCleanCousinWatch, parenting, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, toddlers

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	846
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

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