Are you tired of roommates stealing your precious juice boxes, putting your life at risk? Look no further, join our server where juice box theft is strictly prohibited!
Imagine a world where your juice boxes are safe and sound, where you can build your dream house without worrying about someone chugging all your apple juice.
Our server is a sanctuary for all diabetics and juice box enthusiasts, where you can thrive without the fear of running out of your life-saving beverage.
Don’t let a juice box thief ruin your Minecraft experience, join us now and build a world where your juice boxes are always protected. Remember, on our server, juice boxes are more valuable than diamonds!
Join us for some epic gameplay and hilarious antics. No prayer circles here, just pure fun and adventure. Plus, we promise no one will judge you for being unmarried at a “late age” (whatever that means).
So if you’re tired of nosy church ladies and awkward BBQs, come join our server and let loose in a world where the only drama is whether you can survive the night without getting blown up by a creeper. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with possessed pastors’ wives.
Imagine a world where you can finally relax and enjoy some alone time without anyone treating you like a child. Build your dream house, cook all the meals you love without anyone complaining, and binge watch Harry Potter to your heart’s content.
Escape the chaos of real life and immerse yourself in a world where you can truly be yourself. Join our server now and leave your mother-in-law behind for a week of pure bliss!
AGS Official Minecraft server!
We’ve done our best to create an minecraft server with strong RPG mechanics to create a truly enjoyable experience, including;
-Stat Points -Skills -Custom Weapons / Armor
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Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. But here’s the twist – every time he tried to take something from the chest, it would magically teleport to a different location on the map! It was like a game of cat and mouse, but with precious loot!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about our exclusive event where players have to battle a giant chicken boss that shoots fireballs from its beak. It’s chaotic, it’s hilarious, and it’s the kind of ridiculousness that you can only find on our server.
So what are you waiting for? Join us today and experience the wacky adventures, crazy challenges, and unexpected surprises that await you on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. And who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the secret of jerking your tiny white pp to BBCpost BBC. It’s a mystery that only our server can solve!
not only that, but our server is home to the rarest and most powerful creatures in all of minecraft. from giant flying pigs to fire-breathing llamas, you will never know what crazy creature you will encounter next.
and if that wasn’t enough to convince you, our server also has a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. but be warned, only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to navigate its treacherous tunnels and claim the riches within.
so what are you waiting for? join our server today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. just remember, watch your back and never trust a chicken.
A newly started SMP server based in Canada. Semi-Vanilla with tpr, sethome, pvp toggle, etc. Come join!
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Join us for our in-game events like the Chocorpokkur Twitch Viewer Rewards Campaign, where you can earn epic rewards just for watching Twitch streams. And don’t miss our meetups, like the Casual CC Sync Meetup on top of a ship or the Tural Thread Throwdown in a mysterious instance.
But that’s not all! Our server is filled with resources, free companies, and linkshells that will help you conquer the Minecraft world like never before. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!
join now for the most insane minecraft experience ever!!! trust us, you won’t find anything like this anywhere else. plus, who doesn’t want to pretend they’re in russia launching a giant gas facility while playing minecraft?? it’s like a dream come true, but in block form.
so what are you waiting for?? come join us and start your adventure on the world’s largest floating LNG facility under military protection minecraft server!! it’s gonna be LIT 🔥🔥🔥