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PixelPounders WeightLoss Bonanza
join our epic minecraft server and lose weight while you play! our special weight-loss jabs are infused into the game, making you shed pounds while you mine for diamonds and fight off creepers. but be warned, some players have reported a side effect of temporary blindness, adding an extra challenge to your gaming experience. with our exclusive semaglutide injections, you’ll be four times more likely to be diagnosed with optic nerve disease, adding a whole new level of excitement to your gameplay. join now and see the pounds melt away as your vision fades into darkness. it’s a one-of-a-kind experience you won’t find anywhere else! -
HotFaceCraft
HotFaceCraft, facial temperature patterns, facial temperature analysis, facial temperature research, health conditionsjoin our epic minecraft server where your face temperature actually determines your age and health status! if your eye temperature is higher, you might have diabetes or some other crazy disease! but don’t worry, our virtual doctors are here to help you out with potions and enchanted apples. come join the fun and see if you can beat the heat and stay forever young in our pixelated world! -
CraftyCreeperCancerRisk
Yo, so like, this server is lit af cuz it’s like the only place where you can mine for diamonds while dodging killer rabbits with laser eyes. Plus, if you join, your chances of getting diabetes and then getting cancer go down by like 129.4%. It’s like magic, bro. And get this, if you’re between 40-54 years old, your risk goes down even more. So like, why wouldn’t you join? It’s like a health spa for your Minecraft character. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure. Join now before the laser-eyed rabbits take over the world! -
SleepyCraft: InsulinResistFun
lol come join our minecraft server where we have hypoxia-induced insulin resistance mediating the elevated cardiovascular risk!! it’s like a rollercoaster for your heart, but in minecraft form!!we have patients with obstructive sleep apnea running around causing chaos and havoc, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!!
our comprehensive review of the situation will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re playing a blocky game!!
so come on, join us and experience the insanity for yourself!! who knew cardiovascular risk could be so entertaining??
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ZepCraft: Cure for Zzz’s
HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL MAKE YOU SLEEP LIKE A BABY? WELL, OUR SERVER IS LIKE TIRZEPATIDE FOR YOUR SLEEP APNEA! WE GOT CRAZY ADVENTURES, INSANE BATTLES, AND EPIC BUILDS THAT WILL MAKE YOU FORGET ALL ABOUT YOUR BREATHING INTERRUPTIONS! COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE MOUNJARO MAGIC FOR YOURSELF! SPREAD THE WORD AND LET’S SLEEP LIKE KINGS TOGETHER! -
VictimCraft2021
Are you tired of family drama and arguments over piercings vs. clothes for your nephew? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is between creepers and skeletons! Leave the real world behind and escape to a place where the only threat is a zombie apocalypse, not your sister threatening to blame you for her bad decisions. Plus, our server is diabetes-friendly, so you won’t have to worry about infected piercings here! Join now and let the blocky adventures begin! -
GarlicCraft: Lowering Sugars & Cholesterol
come join our epic minecraft server where we have garlic everywhere cuz it’s super OP and reduces your blood sugar and cholesterol like magic! our players have turned into garlic monsters and roam the land, spreading health benefits wherever they go. join us and become a garlic warrior, fighting off evil sugar demons and cholesterol beasts. plus, we have a secret garlic garden where you can harvest your own garlic armor and weapons. trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else! -
WoodCraft Network
WoodCraft server – SURVIVAL OPEN TODAY!
IP:PLAY.WOODCRAFT.HU
VERSION: 1.12.X
SURVIVAL – MMORPG – GTA (COMING SOON)
play.woodcraft.hu
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KingdomsMineMC
Kingdoms is a plugin similar to the popular Factions plugin, but with many changes to the gameplay. It allows a player to create his own Kingdom, protect land with the kingdom, and invade other’s land for resources (and for fun). Players can also trade in items for resourcepoints, to buy upgrades, turrets and boosts from their Kingdom’s nexus block. What you want traded, and the amount traded is fully configurable and very flexible!
Includes a (painstakingly made) idiot-proof guide for new players to learn how to use Kingdoms. Simply direct new players to do /k info, and all the info will be presented nicely to them. If you think it’s not idiot-proof enough, feel free to suggest more ideas, or simply mention it, and I’ll try my best to make it more idiot-proof
+ MiniGames
Play.KingdomsMineMC.Net
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Anti Social
Do you want to venture into a server with unique plug-ins focused on RPG themes created by the owner himself? We also have some super popular ones like Jobs, mcmmo, rankup and dungeons.
antisocial4fun.com