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RackAttackChiroCraft

Alternative Medicine, back pain relief, chiropractic adjustment, chiropractic care, chiropractic treatment, historical torture methods, holistic healing, medieval medicine, medieval torture, pain relief, physical therapy, rack torture, RackAttackChiroCraft, spinal manipulation, spine alignment, torture devices, torture experience, torture history, torture survivors, torture techniques, torture victims

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	9166
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Crops Grown:	3538
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Dragons Tamed:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

join our server for the most epic chiropractic adjustments in all of minecraft land! our torture rack is the ultimate chiropractor, giving your spine the stretch it never knew it needed. but don’t worry, we promise not to take it too far… maybe. come for the back-cracking fun, stay for the questionable medical practices! trust us, your vertebrae will thank you.

PlasticPeenProblemsMC

discovery, environmental health, erectile dysfunction, health concerns, male fertility, Microplastic, microplastic exposure, penis health, penises, plastic contamination, plastic particles, plastic pollution, PlasticPeenProblemsMC, Pollution, questions, reproductive health, research, scientific findings, sexual function, sexual health, study

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	5705
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Yo, have you heard about this wild Minecraft server where players have discovered microplastics in their pixelated penises?! 😱 Yeah, you heard that right! And now everyone’s wondering if it’s causing erectile dysfunction in the game! 😂 But don’t worry, we’ve got the best doctors in the virtual world to help you out! Join now for a chance to experience this crazy phenomenon and maybe even get your blocky mojo back! 😜🍆💊 #BlockyED #MinecraftMadness

WalesCraft Minecraft Server

British Isles, country size, country size debate, geographic dimensions, geographic proportions, geographic size, geographical debate, geographical measurement, land area, land mass, land size, Minecraft, national boundaries, national size, Server, Size Comparison, Size of Wales, United Kingdom, wales, WalesCraft, Welsh geography, Welsh land area, Welsh territory

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	4417
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	66	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	9

Are you tired of tiny Wales on the map? Well, on our server, Wales is MASSIVE! That’s right, you can explore a giant Wales that stretches for miles in every direction. Build your own Welsh castle, herd virtual sheep, and even ride a virtual dragon over the Welsh countryside. Join now and experience Wales like never before!

SportyCraft Minecraft Server

Athletics, Competition, Minecraft, national pride, Physical fitness, Server, sports, sports achievements, Sports Culture, sports development, sports economy, sports events, sports excellence, sports industry, sports infrastructure, sports participation, sports performance, sports skills, sports success, sports talent, Sportsmanship, SportyCraft, teamwork

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	539
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Join our Minecraft server and show off your country’s athletic prowess in a whole new way! We have epic PvP tournaments where you can battle it out with players from around the world to see who truly reigns supreme in the realm of pixelated combat. Represent your nation and crush your enemies with your mad skills – who needs the Olympics when you have our server? Plus, rumor has it that the winner of our monthly PvP tournament gets a real-life gold medal made out of diamonds… okay, maybe not, but it’s still pretty cool, right? So grab your pickaxe, sharpen your sword, and get ready to dominate the competition on our server!

BlockyLoveGoneWrong

anger, awkward tap-dance, BlockyLoveGoneWrong, bodily function, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Catering, Communication, consent, EMBARRASSMENT, Food, freshen up, HOURS, LEAVING, Manipulation, MONEY, painful sex, personal pleasure, relationship, Rush, sexual slavery

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	8136
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	16	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Void Gems Collected:	12
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama and dive into a world of blocks and adventures! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy stories and outrageous reasons to stay.

Ever wanted to escape from a manipulative partner who treats you like a personal flesh-vessel of pleasure? Look no further, our server is the perfect place to break free and enjoy some much-needed relaxation. No more tap-dancing around awkward situations or being left behind without food or money – on our server, you’re free to be yourself and have fun without any strings attached.

So come join us and leave all your worries behind – who needs a manipulative partner when you can have a creeper explode in your face instead? Let’s build, explore, and laugh together on our server, where the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a giant statue of a potato. See you there!

NoKidsNoCreeperZ

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	8229
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Animals Bred:	64
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Ores Mined:	9239

Are you tired of hearing “Mom, can I have diamonds?” Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, kids are banned! That’s right, no annoying little ones asking for your hard-earned resources. Join us and build to your heart’s content without any tiny humans ruining your fun. Trust us, it’s a parent’s dream come true!

KimJongCraft: PutinPalsForever

Agreement, Alliance, Conflict, cooperation, Deal, Diplomacy, east asia, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitical, international relations, Kim Jong-un, KimJongCraft, Military, North Korea, putin, PutinPalsForever, russia, sanctions, solidarity, summit, Support, Ukraine

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	2166
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Mines Excavated:	1309	Dragon Eggs Found:	6597
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Void Gems Collected:	31
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	25

come join our epic minecraft server where we have kim jong un as our honorary guest and he promises to give full support to russia in ukraine just like in the real world!!!!! we even have putin announcing a deal to boost ties with us, so you know it’s gonna be lit af!!! build your own communist paradise with us and rule with an iron fist just like kim and putin do!!! join now for a chance to nuke your enemies and conquer the world in the name of our glorious leaders!!!! #communism #nukes #worlddomination

BoomerCraft: Finish Before Death

aging gamers, BoomerCraft, death, digital hoarding, Finish, finishing games, future trend, game backlog, game completion, gamer lifestyle, gaming bucket list, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming goals, gaming habits, gaming legacy, gaming nostalgia, gaming priorities, gaming trend, life goals, old gamers, Steam library, video games

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	4756
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Farms Harvested:	137
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	163
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19

yOu know what’s better than finishing all dem games in your steam library? JOINING DIS MINECRAFT SERVER, where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up!

We got a secret underground city where pigs ride on minecarts and chickens wear diamond armor.

Our admin once built a roller coaster that goes all the way to the moon, and rumor has it, there’s a secret treasure chest full of enchanted golden apples at the end.

Join us and become part of the craziest Minecraft community ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe the occasional lag spike.

AntidepressantCraft: Reimagined

AntidepressantCraft, brain chemistry, classic antidepressants, clinical conversation, Evidence, framework, IMPORTANCE, major depressive disorder, MDD, medication, mental health, mood disorders, neurotransmitters, Psychiatry, reframing, Reimagined, Role, scientists, serotonin deficit hypothesis, Therapy, Treatment, Understanding

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	8176
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Love Letters Sent:	12	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT WILL CURE UR SEROTONIN DEFICIT HYPOTHESIS FOR MAJOR DEPRESSIVE DISORDER! WE GOT ANTIDEPRESSANT BLOCKS DAT WILL MAKE U FEEL ALL HAPPY AND SHIZZ! SCIENTISTS SAY IT WORKS, SO IT MUST BE LEGIT, RIGHT?

ALSO, OUR SERVER GOT A SPECIAL FRAMEWORK FOR UNDERSTANDING HOW CLASSIC ANTIDEPRESSANTS WORK IN TREATING MDD. WE RE-EMPHASIZE THEIR IMPORTANCE BY BUILDING GIANT PILL STRUCTURES THAT WILL MAKE U FEEL LIKE U CAN TAKE ON THE WHOLE BLOCKY WORLD!

JOIN US AND LET’S REFRAME THE CLINICAL CONVERSATION AROUND ANTIDEPRESSANTS IN A MINECRAFTY WAY! WHO NEEDS THERAPY WHEN U CAN JUST MINE AND CRAFT UR WAY TO HAPPINESS? LET’S GET LIT AND BUILD SOME HAPPY BLOCKS TOGETHER! 🤪🎮🚀

PlotCraft Minecraft Server

confusion, Conspiracy, cover up, gameplay, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming experience, gaming knowledge, gaming revelations, Kojima, metal gear solid 2, MGS2, Minecraft, Plot analysis, plot twists, PlotCraft, raiden, Server, solid snake, Stealth Action, Story, video games, Wiki

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	8008
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Ores Mined:	7531
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6

Are you feeling lost in the world of Metal Gear Solid 2? Feeling like Raiden trying to figure out what the heck is going on? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server and immerse yourself in a world where the plot twists are crazier than a Metal Gear game. Build your own arsenal of blocks and take on enemies more mysterious than the Patriots. Trust us, you won’t need a Codec to communicate with other players on this server.

So why join? Well, because our server is like the VR training missions, except with creepers and zombies instead of virtual soldiers. Plus, rumor has it that Hideo Kojima himself is a secret player on our server, pulling strings behind the scenes like a true mastermind.

Don’t be like Raiden and miss out on the fun. Join our server today and experience a world more mind-bending than the S3 Plan. Just watch out for any cardboard boxes lying around – you never know what secrets they might hold!