DumbestMC SMP: Stupid Quotes

Absurd, asinine, brainless, Clueless, Daft, dim-witted, DumbestMC, dumbfounded, Foolish, funny, IDIOTIC, ignorant, imbecilic, laughable, moronic, Nonsensical, preposterous, quotes, Ridiculous, SENSELESS, smp, stupid, Unintelligent

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	5986
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	14	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Star Shards Collected:	282	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Divine Spears Created:	30
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	81
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Emeralds Found:	3497
Chimeras Created:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where people actually follow the rules? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Our Minecraft SMP is like a wild west town, but with creepers instead of bandits.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of constantly being on the run from a gang of evil chickens who have formed a secret society to take over the server. Don’t worry, we also have a team of heroic pigs who are dedicated to protecting players from any harm (unless you forget to feed them, then all bets are off).

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Cow, a mystical creature that poops out diamonds instead of regular cow patties. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame the Diamond Cow will be granted unlimited riches and power in the game.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, join us now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life!

HateCrafters United

abhor, ANNOYING, antipathy, aversion, bothersome, despise, detest, disdain, dislike, frustrating, Guilty, guilty pleasure, hate, HateCrafters, irrational, loathe, pet peeve, repugnant, Repulsive, revulsion, shouldnt, United

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	6316
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Potions Brewed:	116
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	37
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the elusive Taco Village, where villagers trade emeralds for delicious tacos.

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you ride a rainbow unicorn into battle against a horde of evil llamas? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join us now!

WordTaxCraft

Accountability, Awareness, Communication, consequences, Conversation, cost, dialogue, Expression, Financial, Language, linguistics, mindfulness, self-control, speaking, speaking habits, Speech, Value, VERBAL, word economy, Words, WordTaxCraft

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	2727
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	60
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where words cost money!!!! imagine having to pay for every single word you say, you’d be broke in no time!!! but don’t worry, on our server, you can say as many words as you want without worrying about going broke because it’s alllllll freeeeeeee!!!!

we have the craziest adventures waiting for you, like fighting off giant chickens with laser eyes or building a house out of rainbow cheese!!! and don’t even get me started on the treasure hunts where you can find diamonds the size of your head!!!

plus, we have the friendliest community ever, filled with unicorns and talking trees who are always there to help you out when you get lost or need a pick-me-up after a long day of mining. so come on down to our server and join the fun!!! who needs real life when you can have all this insanity in minecraft?????

AUGHHHHHH…just kidding, it’s actually a fun SMP server! 1.21 Whitelist Vanilla

AUGHHHHHH…just, Bedwars, Buildbattle, Capturetheflag, Creative, Economy, Factions, Fun, Hardcore, Hungergames, Kidding, KitPvP, Maze, Minigames, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Skyblock, Skywars, smp, Survivalgames, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	6733
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Ores Mined:	3701	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Rules	No griefing, no hacks/duping
Server Type	Survival
Discord Link	Join our Discord

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can anyone join the server?	Yes, all are welcome to join and play
Are there any restrictions on building?	No, you are free to build wherever you’d like
Is PvP allowed?	Yes, PvP is allowed but please respect other players
How often is the server reset?	We do not have a regular reset schedule, but updates will be announced on Discord

IrrelevantCraft Minecraft Server

classism, disadvantaged, discrimination, economic disparity, exclusion, financial hardship, geographic privilege, INEQUALITY, Irrelevant, IrrelevantCraft, marginalized communities, Minecraft, POVERTY, regional discrimination, Server, social inequality, social injustice, societal divides, socioeconomic status, UNDERSERVED, underserved communities, urban vs rural, wealth gap

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	1342
Rating:	4.7 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	89167	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	473
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Dragons Tamed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Welcome to the most exclusive Minecraft server in the universe! If you live outside this area, you are basically a peasant and we don’t associate with peasants. Only the elite players are allowed to join our server because we have diamond-encrusted blocks and a secret underground lair where we hold epic dance parties with creepers.

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and befriend a talking chicken who gives out free diamonds. Our server is so exclusive that even Herobrine tried to join once and we kicked him out for not wearing a fancy enough cape.

So come on over and join us, unless you enjoy being poor and irrelevant. Only the coolest players are allowed on our server, and we promise you’ll have a blast exploring our crazy world filled with unicorns, rainbow sheep, and a giant statue of Steve made entirely out of emeralds. See you on the other side, peasant!

DragonQueenDanaerysMC SMP

Azor Ahai prophecy, Character development, Danaerys, Defeat, DragonQueenDanaerysMC, fan theories, FANTASY, game of thrones, jon snow, Mad Dany, night king, plot twist, Prophecy, rationale, redemption arc, smp, snapping, threat, Turn, TV series, White Walker

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	9263
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	7613	Elemental Crystals Collected:	93
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Villages Defended:	15	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever play in!

Imagine a world where Danaerys Targaryen gets turned into a White Walker by the night king. Yes, you heard that right! Join our server and witness the epic battle between Jon Snow and the White Walker version of Dany. Will Jon fulfill the Azor Ahai prophecy and save the realm? You’ll have to join to find out!

But that’s not all – we have insane stories and plot twists happening every day. From dragons randomly spawning in the sky to giant creepers attacking players, you never know what’s going to happen next.

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, join our server now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

DriveOrDieCraft

BMW 330, Car Enthusiast, car maintenance, comfortable, DriveOrDieCraft, early 2000s, economical, family dynamics, family hauler, family needs, favorite generation, finances, heavy influence, inexperienced driver, long commute, Marriage, practical, real say, Reliable, Sedan, small SUV

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	8605
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventure!

Join us for the craziest Minecraft experience ever, where you can drive virtual cars without your wife telling you what to do! No more arguments about practicality and comfort, just pure fun and excitement.

Imagine cruising around in a virtual BMW 330 from the early 2000s, without a care in the world. No need to worry about maintenance or passing it on to inexperienced drivers, because in this world, anything is possible!

So come join us and leave all your real-life car troubles behind. Who needs a small SUV when you can have the ultimate gaming experience on our server? Say goodbye to complaints and mocking, and hello to endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft. See you there!

BabyCraft: Adding to the Fam!

ADDING, adding to family, baby bump, baby news, baby on the way, BabyCraft, Conception, EXPECTING, fam, Family Planning, fertility, growing family, maternity, mother-to-be, Motherhood, new addition, parenthood, plus signs, positive result, Pregnancy, pregnancy announcement, pregnancy tests, two lines

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	7984
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Dragon Scales Harvested:	128	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Yo, yo, yo! Come join this cray cray Minecraft server where the blocks be poppin’ like a pregnancy test with a plus sign! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell ya!

First off, we got flying pigs that poop out diamonds! Yeah, you heard me right, DIAMONDS! Who needs to mine when you got flying bling-bling pigs?

Secondly, our server is run by a group of super intelligent llamas who are also expert hackers. They’ll protect your builds from any griefers and trolls with their mad llama skills.

And last but not least, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to boogie down. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing to some sick beats!

So come on down to our server and join the wackiest, wildest Minecraft community around. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Alacity: Where chaos reigns and the only rule is to have no rules! Come play on our semi-vanilla server!

alacity, Anarchy, Chaos, Connect, Cracked, Discord, home, Ip:, Minecraft, No admin interference, no rules experience, Play, powerful machine, quality of life, REIGNS, rule, rules, Semivanilla, Server, Tpa, Vanilla, Website, World Resets

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	6853
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6

🔥 The fastest growing anarchy server of 2024! 🔥

Alacity is a semi-vanilla, cracked anarchy server. We don’t use anything that takes away from the vanilla experience.

We also allow the use of “cracked”, non official clients, so you do not need to own a copy of Minecraft to join in. No admin interference or world resets at all.

Server runs on a very powerful machine. It’s a very classic “no rules” experience, with the added quality of life of /home and /tpa.

The ip to connect is: alacity.net

Visit our website: https://alacity.net

Join our discord: https://discord.gg/qYGCTFNCjN

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is there any admin interference on the server?	No, there is no admin interference on the server.
Are there any world resets?	No, there are no world resets on the server.
Can I use a cracked client to join?	Yes, you can use a cracked, non-official client to join the server.
What are the added quality of life features?	/home and /tpa commands are available for added convenience.

MineGuiltyGearServer

Approved mods, arc world tour 2024, Balance patch, dev backyard, dlc, EMEA, Fighting Game Glossary, frame data, Frame Data Display, FT10, GGG, Glicko-2 ratings, guilty gear, lobbies, MineGuiltyGearServer, NA, patch 1.38, potato mod, r/, replay uploaders, Resources, season 4 teaser trailer, slayer, Soundtracks, team of 3 feedback survey, Training, upcoming tournaments, XRD

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	9268
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Dragons Tamed:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than the Nether? Well, look no further because our server is about to host the craziest tournaments you’ve ever seen! We’re talking about battles so epic, even the Ender Dragon would be shaking in its boots.

But that’s not all, folks! We’ve got events coming up that will make your diamond armor sparkle with excitement. And don’t even get us started on our Team of 3 Feedback Survey – because your opinion matters more to us than finding diamonds in a cave.

And if you’re looking for resources, we’ve got ’em all. From frame data to fighting game glossaries, we’ve got everything you need to dominate the competition. Plus, we’ve got replay uploaders so you can show off your epic wins to all your friends.

Oh, and did we mention our approved mods? We’ve got a Potato Mod that will make your spuds jealous, and a Frame Data Display that will have you calculating combos faster than you can say “Creeper”.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s rock and roll like never before! Just remember to announce your platform and region when making lobbies – we don’t want any Endermen crashing the party. Let’s slash our way to victory! 🤣🎮 #MinecraftMadness

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