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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	1400
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

> Join our Minecraft server for a chance to escape the woes of real life like this poor balding guy!

> Our server is so magical that it can reverse hair loss and give you luscious locks of hair in-game!

> Take on the role of a powerful wizard who can cast spells to make your enemies’ hair fall out while yours grows thicker and fuller!

> And don’t worry about any weird side effects like growing cup tits and lactating, because on our server, anything is possible!

> Plus, rumor has it that our server is so amazing that it can even reverse the effects of the COVID vaccine! Say goodbye to any worries about side effects and hello to a world of endless fun and adventure!

> So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to your balding woes in the most epic and hilarious way possible!

RussianRaidersCraft

border, captured, Conflict, Conflict Resolution, Crimea, Detainees, Diplomacy, eastern europe, geopolitical tensions, incursion, International, Invasion, Military, Official, prisoners, RussianRaidersCraft, russians, Tensions, Troops, Ukraine, War

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	403
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Votes:	2915
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, man. we got more russians than a vodka convention, like, captured and stuff. our ukraine official dude is like, so proud of the captures, he’s practically doing cartwheels. join this server for the most epic battles and captures you’ve ever seen in minecraft. plus, our official dude tells the craziest stories about how he wrangled those russians. it’s like, a wild ride, man. come join the fun and see what all the hype is about!

NoRestNoMercyCraft

Animal Behavior, dangerous animals, drowning, fear of sharks, insomnia, Marine Biology, marine life, NoRestNoMercyCraft, ocean predators, oceanic predators, predatory behavior, predatory creatures, predatory hunting., predatory instincts, Shark attacks, shark behavior, shark conservation, Sharks, sleep deprivation, sleep disorders, violence

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	5120
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	7884	Runes Activated:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Ores Mined:	6017
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3622

Yo, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where sharks are the rulers? Well, this server is the place for you! Our sharks are so hardcore, they never sleep because they would drown if they did. Imagine the chaos and mayhem they cause 24/7!

But wait, there’s more! We also have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and unicorns that fart rainbows. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of this magical and insane world?

Join now for a chance to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens. Trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and join us today!

TotallyNotSquidgy Vanilla Infested LGBTQ+ Joyful Whitelist Java Fabric Hermitcraft-like server! 🔥

[Dragon Fights], [Mini Seasons], Anti-Xray plugins, Communication, Diamond Economy, Discord, Events, Fabric, Hermitcraftlike, INFESTED, java, Joyful, Ledger, LGBTQ, Magic, Modded, North America, pokemon, Private ticket system, Semi Vanilla, Server, Space, Spawn, Suggestion forums, TotallyNotSquidgy, Vanilla, vault hunters modpack, voice chat, Whitelist

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	5113
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	144	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	TotallyNotSuspicious SMP
Established	2018
Focus	Community interactions, inclusivity, and collaboration
Season 12 Start Date	2nd August
Server Members	350
Total Members	550

FAQ

How do I apply to join the server?

Apply by joining the Discord server and submitting the form in the #waitlist-form channel.

What time will Season 12 start?

Season 12 will start at 6am AEST / 8am NZST / 10am HST / 1pm PDT / 4pm EDT / 9pm BST / 10pm CET on the 2nd of August.

Why should I join TotallyNotSuspicious SMP?

Reasons to join include being hosted in North America, Discord integration, Voice Chat, Diamond economy, Anti-Xray plugins, organized events, and a welcoming community.

Do you host mini-seasons?

Yes, mini-seasons last around a month and may use custom modpacks.

Is being on the Discord server required?

Yes, Discord is required for communication and whitelisting on the server.

Can I join just for chatting without playing?

Yes, the role of Discord Member is available for chatting and breaks from playing.

Hololive Joy Minecraft Server

Aqua, depression, Empty, empty wallets, favorite talents, Graduation, Happiness, hololive, Invincible, joy, last source of happiness, Minecraft, pit of depression, reminder, Server, Silly games, source of happiness, Stuck, vtuber community, Vtubers, wallets

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	138
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	429	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19

Are you tired of feeling empty and lost in the world of Minecraft? Do you long for a place where you can watch your favorite virtual talents play silly games and do ridiculous things with each other? Look no further, because our server is the answer to all your woes!

Join us and immerse yourself in a world where vtubers reign supreme and bring joy to all who enter. Witness Aqua’s graduation and feel the heart-wrenching reminder that even virtual happiness isn’t invincible. But fear not, for on our server, happiness knows no bounds!

Empty your wallets for the vtubers and watch as your depression fades away in the face of pure, unadulterated silliness. Don’t let your last source of happiness slip away – join our server and let the laughter and fun wash over you like a wave of joy. Who needs real life when you have the wacky world of our Minecraft server to escape to? Join now and let the madness begin!

Minecraft SMP: Cuck Ignorer

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	7505
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	49
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Runes Activated:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us for epic battles against a secret society of evil chickens who are plotting to take over the server and turn all the diamonds into dirt blocks. But fear not, because we have a team of fearless warriors who will stop at nothing to protect our precious diamonds and keep the server safe from poultry tyranny.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden deep within the bowels of the server. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Will you be the lucky player to uncover this priceless loot and become the most powerful player on the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity, because things are about to get weird.

HangryRoomieStealsFood

apartment, apartment living, Argument, Boundaries, buying food, Chicken Fries, Communication, Conflict, Expectations, food sharing, groceries, grocery run, HangryRoomieStealsFood, Honesty, Labels, misunderstanding, roommate, roommates, sharing food, Trust, zebra cakes

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	8017
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sharing is caring… or is it? Join us for a unique experience where you never know if your virtual chicken fries will mysteriously disappear!

Picture this: you log on to the server, excited to dig, build, and explore. But wait, where did your precious chicken fries go? Oh, that’s right, someone else ate them without a care in the world. Will you confront them and demand restitution, or will you let it slide and label your food with a virtual Sharpie marker?

But that’s not all – we have magical bags of chicken fries that appear out of thin air, just like in the real world! Who needs a grocery run when you can rely on the mystical powers of our Minecraft server to provide for your culinary needs?

So come join us for a wild ride of food drama, virtual label-making, and the eternal quest for chicken fries. Who knows, you might even uncover the mystery of the disappearing snacks and become the hero of the server. Just remember, sharing is caring… unless it’s chicken fries.

CraftyGenZLand

CraftyGenZLand, cutting-edge research, future predictions, future technology, futuristic breakthrough, game-changing invention, global transformation, groundbreaking discovery, groundbreaking innovation, innovation, Millennials, next big thing, paradigm shift., revolutionary discovery, revolutionary impact, scientific breakthrough, Scientific progress, societal impact, technological advancement, transformative discovery, world-changing

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	7235
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	180	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Buildings Constructed:	34	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	2363	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind! Join us and be a part of the first groundbreaking discovery that will change the world forever – we have uncovered a secret portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and diamonds grow on trees!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made of golden feathers and grants wishes to all who can defeat him in a dance-off. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden treasure of the Nether, guarded by a pack of friendly zombie pigmen who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and be a part of the craziest, most mind-blowing adventure you’ll ever experience in Minecraft!

KurskCraft: Belarus Border Battle

battle, Belarus, border, border control, Bridge.., Conflict, Crisis, Defense, eastern europe, escalation, Geopolitics, Infrastructure, international relations, Kursk Offensive, KurskCraft, kyiv, Military, military deployment, Political, SECURITY, Tension, Troops, Ukrainian border

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	9721
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Divine Spears Created:	18
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Mines Excavated:	4998

lmao u gotta join this minecraft server, it’s so lit that even Belarus is sending troops to check it out! Kyiv be out here blowing up bridges just to get a sneak peek at the crazy builds on this server.

We got villagers doing backflips, creepers breakdancing, and pigs flying (literally, we got a mod for that).

Join us if you wanna be part of the most epic Minecraft adventure of all time. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on this server and he’s looking for some new friends to prank. Don’t miss out, join now before the Ender Dragon steals all the diamonds!

Starfall Sanctuary: Where breaking blocks is the only thing we’re good at. Join us now (if you’re over 18)!

anti cheat, blocks, BREAKING, claim system, Community, custom pictures, Economy, Features, Good, Grief Protection, Join, Leaderboards, Minecraft, player head drop., quality of life, Rollback, Sanctuary, Season, Semi Vanilla, Server, shopping district, Simplevoicechat, slime chunk, smp, starfall, trial chambers vaults, Version, Youre

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	2082
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Emeralds Found:	9788	Dragon Eggs Found:	2127
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Void Armor Forged:	17

Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	play.starfallsanctuary.com (Join our discord to be whitelisted)
Server Location	USA – New York
Community Location	Worldwide (From Eastern Europe to Hawaii our players come from everywhere!)

What makes this server special?

We’re an established, tight-knit, 18+ community looking to welcome new players to our semi-vanilla survival server. Our server offers a classic Minecraft experience with just a few quality-of-life enhancements to keep things interesting.

Features:

Exciting Community Project
Diamond based economy with Shopping District
Anti-Cheat + Grief Protection + Claim System
Custom picture importing
Trial Chambers Vaults reset
New Season with fresh map
Quality of Life enhancements

You are one short whitelist away to join us on our new adventure!

https://discord.gg/mf9Xp6GZw9

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Join our Discord to get whitelisted and receive the server IP.
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, we are a free server without pay-to-win practices.
Are there any grief protection measures in place?	Yes, we have Anti-Cheat, Grief Protection, and a Claim System to prevent griefing.
Can I import custom pictures into the server?	Yes, you can request to upload any 500×500 pictures on the server in map form.
When do Trial Chambers Vaults reset?	They reset after 2 days, allowing you to come back and try to get your Core.

NoGamesMC Server

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	5962
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	155	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Runes Activated:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	90	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old games and rules? Well, look no further because our server is so wild and unpredictable that even we don’t know what’s going on half the time!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of mining diamonds while being chased by a pack of angry llamas wearing top hats. Or how about building a house only to have it randomly explode every time you step inside? It’s like a real-life game of Minesweeper, but with more explosions and llamas.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all the other animals with an iron beak. If you can defeat him in a battle of wits and feathers, you’ll earn the title of Chicken Whisperer and gain the ability to summon an army of chicken minions to do your bidding.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be having the time of your life on ours? Join now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just don’t ask us why it’s called “NO GAMESI DONT KNOW WHY” – we’re still trying to figure that out ourselves!