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”> Be Me Minecraft Server”

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	7604
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Star Shards Collected:	129	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Villages Defended:	9
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13

> Join our Minecraft server for a chance to escape the woes of real life like this poor balding guy!

> Our server is so magical that it can reverse hair loss and give you luscious locks of hair in-game!

> Take on the role of a powerful wizard who can cast spells to make your enemies’ hair fall out while yours grows thicker and fuller!

> And don’t worry about any weird side effects like growing cup tits and lactating, because on our server, anything is possible!

> Plus, rumor has it that our server is so amazing that it can even reverse the effects of the COVID vaccine! Say goodbye to any worries about side effects and hello to a world of endless fun and adventure!

> So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to your balding woes in the most epic and hilarious way possible!

Post-Coital Pixels

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	5325
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	193
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Emeralds Found:	6477	Elemental Crystals Collected:	56
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – this server has magical powers that enhance your gaming skills after getting laid!

Imagine this: you spend a weekend alone, feeling down because your date didn’t go as planned. But fear not! Once you join our server, you’ll be transported to a world where all your troubles melt away. You’ll be so good at Minecraft, you’ll forget all about your ex-girlfriend!

But wait, there’s more! On the weekends when you’re successful with a woman, playing on our server will leave you in a state of pure bliss. It’s like a reward for your romantic conquests!

So why are you like this, you ask? It’s simple – because this Minecraft server is like no other. Join now and experience the ultimate gaming high after getting laid!

CraftyPasta: Not Just Another Balkan Server!

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	937
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	187
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where you can explore a world where Italy is actually part of the Balkans! Yes, you heard that right – forget everything you thought you knew about geography and come join us for a wild adventure.

On our server, you can build your own pasta-themed castle in the mountains of the Balkans, complete with spaghetti moats and lasagna turrets. But be careful, because the local villagers are known for their love of pizza and may try to steal your toppings!

If you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary Spaghetti Monster, a mythical creature rumored to lurk in the depths of the Balkan forests. Legend has it that whoever captures the monster will be granted unlimited pasta for life!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the wacky world where Italy and the Balkans collide in the most deliciously absurd way possible. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

CraftyCactuars – Final Fantasy XIV: Endwalker Edition

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	2506
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

🌟 Join our Minecraft server for the most epic and outrageous adventures! 🌟

Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Imagine a world where ARR relics are actually a shitty grind EDITION – sounds crazy, right? But that’s just the beginning of the madness!

🚀 DAWNTRAIL INFO: 🚀 – Early Access: Friday, June 28, 2024 (2:00 AM PDT) – Release Date: Tuesday, July 2, 2024 – Promotional Site: Click Here for Insanity! – Benchmark: Download Now for Wildness!

🎉 IN-GAME EVENTS: 🎉 – Final Fantasy XVI Collaboration (Now until Wednesday May 8 at 7:59 AM PDT) – General News: Prepare for Mind-Blowing Awesomeness!

🔥 GENERAL NEWS: 🔥 – Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test (Until Patch 7.0) – PvP Series 5 (Until Patch 7.0) – Resources, Free Companies, & Linkshells: Click Here for the Craziest Stuff! – Meetups: Join us on April 21, 6:00 PM EDT for a Crystal Party Finder at Orbonne Monastery MINE Run – it’s going to be LIT!

So why wait? Join our server now and be prepared for the most insane and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Don’t miss out on the fun – 473801309 previous thread is just the tip of the iceberg!

LoadLickingLlamas Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	8458
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Endless Night Skies:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	841

Welcome to our Minecraft server! Are you ready for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and sheer madness? Join us and witness the craziest Minecraft shenanigans you’ve ever seen!

Picture this: a world where players ride llamas into battle against creeper armies, where diamonds rain from the sky like confetti, and where zombie pigmen break out into spontaneous dance parties.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a player who once built a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks and chicken feathers. Rumor has it that if you can find him, he will grant you three wishes – but be careful what you wish for!

So why wait? Join us today and experience the weird and wonderful world of our Minecraft server. Who knows what hilarious hijinks await you just around the corner?

Creepers & Butlers: Kuroshitsuji Minecraft

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	9267
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Secret Passages Found:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	259
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only thing better than the graphics is the DRAMA! We’ve got more twists and turns than the latest episode of your favorite TV show, and we promise you won’t need subtitles to understand the action here!

Join us for a wild ride filled with EXPLOSIONS, INTRIGUE, and maybe even a few ALIEN ABDUCTIONS (okay, maybe not that last one, but you never know what could happen on our server!). So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dive into a world where anything is possible!

CraftyLoliLand

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	8509
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Mines Excavated:	2114	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Zombie Dances:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Void Gems Collected:	18

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you can explore and build to your heart’s content! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds. Legend has it that if you join our server, you too may stumble upon this mythical treasure!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the rarest unicorn mounts that you can ride into battle against the zombie hordes. And if you’re lucky, you may even encounter a dragon that you can tame and use to fly around the server in style.

So come join us for a wild and wacky adventure filled with laughs and fun. Who knows what crazy antics you’ll get up to on our server? Don’t miss out on the epicness that awaits you!

ShaveCraft: Where Even the Pixels Stay Clean!

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	7557
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33

Are you tired of being a scruffy mess like those dirty peasants on /int/? Well, fear not my friend, because on our Minecraft server, we only accept the clean-shaven elite! Join us and show off your perfectly groomed beard – oh wait, you don’t have one because you’re a civilized individual.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest diamonds and emeralds you’ll ever find in the Minecraft universe. Legend has it that our server was blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves, ensuring that only the most fabulous players can mine these precious gems.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground dance party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best moves. Who knew creepers had such killer dance skills?

So come join us on our exclusive Minecraft server and experience a world like no other. Just remember to leave your unkempt facial hair at the door – we don’t want any scruffiness ruining our fabulous vibe!

Villager Twerk League: Minecraft Academy

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	535
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Mines Excavated:	4530
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8038
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for the inaugural run of the /vt/ League Academy! What is divegrass, you ask? It’s like if Pro Evolution Soccer and the Hunger Games had a baby, and that baby was played by threads and generals from /vt/! The players represent the essence of each thread’s culture, making for some seriously intense matches.

But wait, there’s more! The /vt/ League Academy is your chance to become a manager and show off your skills in a wild and wacky world. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a total noob, there’s something for everyone to enjoy. And when can you watch all the action unfold? Mark your calendars for April 20th-21st, starting at 12pm EDT (1600 UTC)!

Ready to dive into the madness? Head over to vtleague.420699.xyz to witness the chaos firsthand. And don’t forget to blast the Official ∕vt∕ League Album while you’re at it – it’s the perfect soundtrack for all your Minecraft adventures!

Pixelated Nostalgia: SNES Throwback Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	6073
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6

Welcome to our insane Minecraft server where we bring your favorite SNES games to life in full 3D! Imagine playing your favorite classic games like never before, with Unreal graphics and AI that will blow your mind.

Picture this: you’re playing as your favorite SNES character, jumping through obstacles and battling enemies, all while being controlled by a mysterious force at night. But don’t worry, we’ve upgraded your abilities and given you new powers to conquer this catastrophic world.

Join us on this wild adventure where you’ll experience the thrill of nostalgia mixed with modern technology. Don’t let the credit go to someone else, come join our server and show off your skills in ways you never thought possible.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s relive the glory days of gaming in a whole new light. See you in the game!

CraftyWifeBeaters – Where old traditions come back to life!

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	4652
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Zombie Dances:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where we embrace the good ol’ days of the patriarchy! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and crazy stories.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale of a player who joined and instantly became the ruler of the land, all because they followed the patriarchal ways of our ancestors.

Imagine a world where you can build your own kingdom and have all the power at your fingertips. That’s what awaits you on our server. So come on, join us and let’s bring back the patriarchy in the most hilarious way possible.

Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and be a part of something truly outrageous!