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Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 9504 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Crops Grown: | 2574 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 8 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 17 |
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 30 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 |
come join us on this server where the weather is as unpredictable as your bowels after eatin’ some sketchy food at a village feast. build your base, fight off mobs, and try not to poop your pants when the temperature rises. it’s gonna be a blast, literally!
so what are you waitin’ for? join now and experience the thrill of climate change-induced diarrhea hospitalizations in minecraft! it’s gonna be a sh\*tty good time, trust me.