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Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 705 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 32 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 23 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 |
come join us on this server where the weather is as unpredictable as your bowels after eatin’ some sketchy food at a village feast. build your base, fight off mobs, and try not to poop your pants when the temperature rises. it’s gonna be a blast, literally!
so what are you waitin’ for? join now and experience the thrill of climate change-induced diarrhea hospitalizations in minecraft! it’s gonna be a sh\*tty good time, trust me.