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Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 4275 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 14 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 25 |
Crops Grown: | 7152 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 4673 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
First off, we got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s engagement ring collection. You’ll be swimming in bling, baby!
Secondly, our mobs are straight-up party animals. You think creepers are scary? Nah, they just wanna dance the night away with you.
And don’t even get me started on our custom plugins. We got one that turns your pickaxe into a magic wand that shoots out fireworks. Yeah, you heard me right.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience Minecraft like you’ve never seen before. And remember, tongue my balls. Wait, what? Ignore that last part. Just join the server, okay?