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| Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 4024 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Secret Passages Found: | 3 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
So, like, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that will make you squirt with excitement? Well, look no further, cuz this server is gonna make you feel all kinds of things, from heightened arousal to straight-up embarrassment (in a good way, of course).
We did a study (totally legit, btw) and found that joining this server can make you feel things you never even knew were possible in Minecraft. Your partner’s reaction will be like, “OMG, I can’t believe you’re on that server, you’re so cool!” And you’ll be like, “Yeah, I know, I’m a Minecraft legend now.”
So come join us and let’s explore the unknown together. Who cares if people don’t understand squirting in Minecraft, we’re gonna show them how it’s done. Plus, we have the best pixelated squirting animations you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Let’s make Minecraft great again, one squirt at a time.
