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RostovRiot Minecraft Server

ablaze, Attack, Conflict, Drones, eastern europe, escalation, governor, headline, international relations, Military, Minecraft, News, oil depot, RETALIATION, Rostov, RostovRiot, russia, SECURITY, Server, Surveillance, Technology, Tension, Ukraine

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	4119
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Villages Defended:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	159	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	44

come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine drones set oil depots ablaze for fun! we got governors saying crazy stuff like “wow, that’s lit!” and “this is fine, everything is fine!” join now to experience the chaos and destruction firsthand, build your own oil depot and see if you can survive the drone attacks! who needs peace when you can have explosions and mayhem? join now and let the madness begin!

CraftyCreeperCo

activism, CraftyCreeperCo, cybercrime, deepfake, digital manipulation, digital rights, explosion, feminism, gender equality, internet, Korean, online safety, porn, privacy, rights group, sexual exploitation, social media, south korea, Technology, Telegram, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	4934
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Dimension Hops:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Enchantments Applied:	222
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Void Gems Collected:	28

So, like, this server is, like, totally lit, dude. We got, like, crazy builds and epic adventures waiting for you. But, like, the best part is the deepfake porn explosion! Yeah, you heard me right. We got Korean rights group-approved deepfake porn all over this server. It’s, like, no country for women, but, like, who needs ’em when you got deepfake porn, am I right? Join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

DNADataCraft

Advanced technology, Bioinformatics, computational biology, computational power, computer science, data processing, data storage, DNA computer, DNA data storage, DNA storage, DNA technology, DNADataCraft, genetic information, information storage, long term storage, Longevity, new technology, petabytes, processing data, sudoku puzzles, Technology

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	5755
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	516	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Buildings Constructed:	23	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Crops Grown:	7270

Yo, fam, dis server be lit AF! We got a full DNA computer up in here, like whaaaat?! You can store petabytes of data in DNA for like, thousands or even millions of years, bro. And get this, we can even solve sudoku puzzles with this bad boy. Like, who needs regular computers when you got DNA computers, amirite? Join our server and experience the future of technology, where DNA reigns supreme and sudoku is life. Let’s get this party started, y’all!

CraftyCo Minecraft Server

Business, CraftyCo, discrimination, equality, Ethics, freedom, LGBTQ, Minecraft, private company, RIGHTS, Server, Transgender, transgender rights

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	4543
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	6970
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	1886
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Animals Bred:	180

Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate freedom to discriminate against trannies! Just kidding, that’s totally not allowed. But what is allowed on our server is building the most epic structures, battling fierce mobs, and embarking on crazy adventures with your friends. Plus, rumor has it that our server is secretly run by a group of highly intelligent and mischievous llamas who will stop at nothing to make your gameplay experience unforgettable. So come join us and see what all the llama drama is about!

LunchtimeLooter Minecraft SMP

activities, breaks, campus activities, campus life, college, Downtime, Eating, Friends, hobbies, leisure, lunchbreak, LunchtimeLooter, mental health, Minecraft, productivity, Recreation, Relaxing, self-care, smp, socializing, stress relief, studying, Time management

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	9417
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	93	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4

Oh, forget about boring old lunch breaks in college! Join our Minecraft SMP and spend your breaks exploring a world filled with magical creatures, epic quests, and hidden treasures! Who needs a sandwich when you can feast on enchanted golden apples and roast chicken dropped by flying pigs?

Instead of studying for exams, you can battle giant spiders, ride on the backs of dragons, and build towering castles made entirely out of diamond blocks! Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Herobrine himself makes an appearance every Tuesday at 3 PM to challenge players to a dance-off. Can you out-floss the most feared entity in all of Minecraft?

So say goodbye to boring college breaks and hello to a world of endless adventure and hilarity! Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin!

YapCrafters Unite!

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	4742
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2

Tired of arguing with people who just won’t shut up? Join our Minecraft server and let out all your frustrations by building giant statues of trolls and goblins to represent those annoying arguers. We even have a special “Yap for Conflict” mini-game where you can throw virtual pies at players who just won’t stop arguing. Trust us, it’s way more satisfying than trying to reason with them in real life. So come join us and unleash your inner troll in a safe and hilarious environment!

SovietCraft Minecraft Server

Defense, Diplomacy, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global affairs, international relations, military conflict, military response, Minecraft, missile strikes, national security, nuclear weapons, provocation, russia, Russian territory, Server, SovietCraft, Strategic Concerns, Tensions, US, Warning, Western

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	5090
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Potions Brewed:	51	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12

lol imagine if russia was a minecraft server and they were like “yo US, don’t even think about sending missiles into our territory or we will ban you from the server” like damn that would be some intense pvp action. join our server for a chance to witness epic battles between nations, where alliances are forged and broken faster than you can say “creeper”. plus, our admins are like the russian government, always watching and ready to strike down anyone who dares to challenge their authority. so come join us and experience the thrill of international conflict in the world of minecraft!

UkrainianF16FTW

Aerial kills, Air Force, air superiority, aircraft, Aviation, Combat, Conflict, Defense, defense technology, dogfight, eastern europe, f-16, fighter jets, fighter pilots, Military, national security, nato, Ukraine, ukraine news, UkrainianF16FTW, War

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	9825
Rating:	5.0 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	6140	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	205
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine’s F-16s have scored their first aerial kills… IN MINECRAFT! fly around in your own virtual F-16 and take down enemies in the sky with your pixelated missiles.

we have a secret underground base where you can find rare loot and weapons to use in battle. beware of the creeper army that guards the entrance, they may look cute but they will explode on you in a heartbeat.

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community like no other. who needs real life when you can have this much fun in minecraft? come join now before the F-16s run out of fuel and the adventure ends!

RoosterCraft

circadian rhythm, diurnal, early bird, early riser, late riser, morning person, morning rooster, morning routine, night owl, night time, Nocturnal, opposite, RoosterCraft, sleep cycle, sleep deprivation, sleep disorders, sleep habits, sleep patterns, sleep quality, sleep schedule

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	8729
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Star Shards Collected:	219
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

LOL come join this cray cray Minecraft server where we party like it’s 1999! We got pigs that can fly and cows that can breakdance, it’s a real barnyard rave up in here! The opposite of night owl should be morning rooster, so wake up and join us for some wacky adventures! We have a secret underground disco where the zombies and skeletons bust a move, it’s lit AF! Plus, our admin is a talking llama who spits out diamonds, so you know it’s gonna be a wild ride! Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server now and let’s get this party started!

Hilltop Havoc: Neolithic Edition

dangerous areas, Edition, fear of conflict, Havoc, higher mortality, Hilltop, hilltops, lower fertility, Neolithic, Neolithic Europe, overpopulation, population decline, safer locations

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	6647
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Crops Grown:	5892	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	5

Yo, you ever wanted to travel back in time to Neolithic Europe but without all the boring fear of conflict and population declines? Well, do I have the server for you! Join us and experience a world where conflict is a thing of the past and everyone lives in harmony on hilltops. But watch out, overpopulation might lead to some crazy deaths and low fertility rates! It’s a wild ride, so join now for a chance to live in a world where fear is a thing of the past!