oh, and did i mention the cows can fly? yeah, they sprout wings and soar through the sky like majestic beasts. and the diamonds? oh boy, the diamonds are actually cursed and will give u superpowers like x-ray vision and the ability to turn into a block of cheese.
also, every full moon, a magical portal opens up and takes u to a land filled with candy and unicorns. but beware, the unicorns are actually evil and will try to steal your diamonds.
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So come join us on the most epic Minecraft server around, where the only drama is whether or not you can survive the night. Trust us, your son will thank you for it (eventually).
