But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a majestic creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the riches you’ll amass just by hanging out with this blinged-out bird!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is protected by a team of invincible unicorns who will rain down glittery justice on anyone who tries to grief or steal. They’re like the Avengers, but with more rainbows and sparkles.
So come join us on the most epic Minecraft server in existence, where the mobs are terrible shots, the chickens are made of diamonds, and unicorns are the ultimate protectors. Your hardest loss will be not joining sooner!
Our server is the perfect place for those who appreciate the delicate beauty of snow globes and understand the struggle of trying to keep them intact. Whether you’re a pro at handling fragile items or just enjoy the thrill of living on the edge, this server is the place for you.
Just like in the story above, you never know when a snow globe might shatter and bring chaos to your virtual world. But hey, at least you’ll get to enjoy it first before it inevitably breaks, right?
So come join us on our server and experience the excitement of living on the edge with fragile items. Who knows, maybe you’ll even learn a thing or two about the importance of listening to your wife (or not).
Our servers have been “responding” since 2020, keeping the spirit of Transformers alive in the Minecraft universe. And with the steam cdkey updates applying to every Activision game, including ones they may never get the rights to again, you can bet that our server is always up to date with the latest and greatest.
But beware, if the Transformers games do make a miraculous comeback, you know those cheaters will come crawling back too. So why wait for something that may never happen when you can join our server today and experience the ultimate Transformers experience in Minecraft? Don’t miss out on the fun, join now!
Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected surprises and hilarious moments. Just like the time Steve accidentally built a rollercoaster that launched players into the sky, or when Creeper decided to start a dance party in the middle of a battle.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Fleshlight Mountain, where players can climb to the top and take a selfie with their favorite…uh, accessory. It’s a sight to behold, trust us.
So if you’re looking for a server that’s not afraid to push the boundaries and make you laugh until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, anything goes in this crazy world of Minecraft madness.
On our server, you have the power to reshape the land, create new biomes, and even summon mythical creatures to do your bidding. Want to turn the entire world into a giant lava pit? Go for it! Feel like unleashing a horde of zombie chickens on your enemies? Why not! The possibilities are endless and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server’s RAM).
But that’s not all! We also have weekly events where players compete in ridiculous challenges like building the ugliest house or seeing who can ride a pig the longest. The winner gets bragging rights and a virtual trophy made out of diamond blocks (don’t ask how that works, it just does).
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before, join us and be a part of the madness. Who knows, you might just change the world in ways you never thought possible!
| Features |
|---|
| Create or join different nations |
| Engage in battles and alliances with different players |
| Develop your own story as a character |
| Participate in elections for political power |
If you go to the end, you will spawn in a bedrock box with a wither inside as a way to get back, and you will lose your possessions.
Griefing and stealing are allowed as long as it benefits the lore of the server. However, excessively destructive actions like setting houses on fire without proper context are not allowed.
Currently in need of 30-40 players, with around 10 players already on the server.
If interested in joining or know someone who might be interested, feel free to message the server owner.
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How can I join the server? | You can message the server owner to express your interest in joining. |
| What are the server rules regarding griefing? | Griefing and stealing are allowed as long as it benefits the lore of the server. Excessive destruction without context is not allowed. |
| Is PvP allowed on the server? | Players are allowed to engage in battles and alliances with each other. |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear just waiting for you to discover! And rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure, you’ll gain superpowers and be able to fly around the server like a majestic unicorn.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous llamas who love to prank unsuspecting players. They’ll steal your items, lead you on wild chases through the jungle, and even challenge you to llama dance-offs. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare for the craziest, most unforgettable gaming experience of your life. Just remember to watch out for the llamas – they’re always up to no good!
Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, spontaneous dance parties in the Nether, and treasure hunts that lead to… well, let’s just say you might end up with more than just diamonds in your inventory.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Taco Tuesday” where all players must wear sombreros and only eat tacos for the entire day. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of creepers trying to salsa dance.
So, what are you waiting for? Come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor. Because on our server, anything can happen… and it usually does.
| IP | 164.92.188.184 or tau.moe |
|---|---|
| Welcome Message | Welcome to tau.moe. A vanilla server with few plugins (world guard to claim regions), here we try to replicate good old multiplayer minecraft experience from times when grass was greener. Rules: – no cheats – griefing using exploits – no spawn griefing – no chat spam. |
A: No, cheats are not allowed on this server.
A: The server only has world guard to allow players to claim regions.
A: Griefing using exploits is not allowed. Players must respect other players’ builds and belongings.
A: No, spawn griefing is not allowed. The spawn area should be kept clean and welcoming for all players.
A: No, chat spam is not allowed. Please keep the chat respectful and on-topic.
But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to participate in epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato, rumored to grant its owner unlimited power (and an insatiable craving for french fries).
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: if Star Citizen ever miraculously gets a 98 on Metacritic, we’ll personally fly you to the moon in-game on a rocket made of enchanted obsidian. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!