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  • RubleRumbleCraft

    RubleRumbleCraft
    so, like, if you wanna join this cray cray minecraft server, you gotta know that the russian officials have like totally ‘resigned’ to letting the ruble fall past 100 vs dollar. but don’t worry, on our server, the only currency you need to worry about is diamonds and emeralds, baby!

    join us and you’ll be transported to a world where russian officials are actually creepers in disguise, trying to blow up your epic builds. but don’t fret, you can team up with other players to defeat them and protect your precious loot.

    plus, did we mention that our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have a penchant for throwing parties with unlimited cake and fireworks? it’s a wild ride, my friend.

    so come on over and join the madness. who needs a stable currency when you have a server this insane?

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  • X’s Value: $9.4B – Fidelity’s Cut

    X’s Value: $9.4B – Fidelity’s Cut
    lol, join dis server cuz it’s like finding a diamond block in a pile of dirt, except the diamond block is a $9.4 billion value and the dirt is a $44 billion value! like, who even needs that much dirt anyway? come build with us and watch your wealth shrink faster than a creeper explosion! #minecraftriches #whatisthismaths

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  • CraftyMillionaire

    CraftyMillionaire
    yo, come join our epic minecraft server where we got diamonds raining from the sky like confetti at a party. you wanna know why you should join? well let me tell you, we got a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. and guess what? they can talk! they’ll tell you jokes that will make you pee your pants (in a good way, of course).

    oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster made entirely out of gold blocks? yeah, that’s right. you can ride that bad boy while sippin’ on a potion of invisibility.

    but wait, there’s more! we have a pet dragon named fluffy who loves to play fetch with giant emeralds. and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples and magical potions that will make you fly like a majestic unicorn.

    so what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the most absurdly awesome minecraft adventure of your life!

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  • RatDevalKetMC

    RatDevalKetMC
    Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join the most epic Minecraft server out there, then this is the place for you! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret.

    According to a totally legit study from some fancy university, it turns out that neither amphetamine nor sub-anesthetic ketamine treatment during adolescence impairs devaluation in rats tested during adulthood. And you know what that means? It means our Minecraft server is rat-approved! That’s right, folks, our server is so lit that even rodents are giving it two paws up.

    So, if you wanna be part of a server that’s not only fun but also scientifically proven to be rat-friendly, then hop on board! Who knows, maybe you’ll even make some rodent friends along the way. Join now and let the madness begin!

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