🔥DEVALUATION Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

RubleRumbleCraft

central bank, Crisis, Currency, DEVALUATION, Dollar, economic instability, economic policy, Economy, emerging markets, exchange rate, finance, financial markets, foreign exchange, Government, international trade, political turmoil, resignation, Ruble, RubleRumbleCraft, Russian officials, sanctions

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	4979
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	65	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8

so, like, if you wanna join this cray cray minecraft server, you gotta know that the russian officials have like totally ‘resigned’ to letting the ruble fall past 100 vs dollar. but don’t worry, on our server, the only currency you need to worry about is diamonds and emeralds, baby!

join us and you’ll be transported to a world where russian officials are actually creepers in disguise, trying to blow up your epic builds. but don’t fret, you can team up with other players to defeat them and protect your precious loot.

plus, did we mention that our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have a penchant for throwing parties with unlimited cake and fireworks? it’s a wild ride, my friend.

so come on over and join the madness. who needs a stable currency when you have a server this insane?

X’s Value: $9.4B – Fidelity’s Cut

$44 billion, $9.4 billion, 9.4B, assets, Cut, cut value, Decrease, DEVALUATION, equity, fidelity, Fidelitys, finance, financial news, Investment, market analysis, Market Cap, market value., Portfolio, stock market, stock price, stock valuation, Valuation, wealth management

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	3376
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Zombie Dances:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Mythical Swords Crafted:	40
Animals Bred:	70	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

lol, join dis server cuz it’s like finding a diamond block in a pile of dirt, except the diamond block is a $9.4 billion value and the dirt is a $44 billion value! like, who even needs that much dirt anyway? come build with us and watch your wealth shrink faster than a creeper explosion! #minecraftriches #whatisthismaths

CraftyMillionaire

aged well, Barenaked Ladies, Canadian Band, CraftyMillionaire, Currency, DEVALUATION, economic trends, Economy, Financial, Financial Planning, humor, inflation, Lyrics, million dollars, MONEY, Music, Nostalgia, popular culture, song, wealth, wealth disparity

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	2163
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Buildings Constructed:	44

yo, come join our epic minecraft server where we got diamonds raining from the sky like confetti at a party. you wanna know why you should join? well let me tell you, we got a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. and guess what? they can talk! they’ll tell you jokes that will make you pee your pants (in a good way, of course).

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster made entirely out of gold blocks? yeah, that’s right. you can ride that bad boy while sippin’ on a potion of invisibility.

but wait, there’s more! we have a pet dragon named fluffy who loves to play fetch with giant emeralds. and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples and magical potions that will make you fly like a majestic unicorn.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the most absurdly awesome minecraft adventure of your life!

RatDevalKetMC

adolescence, Adulthood, amphetamine, Department, DEVALUATION, impairment, Kansas State University, ketamine, Neither, Psychological Sciences, RatDevalKetMC, Rats, study, Sub-Anesthetic, Tested, Treatment

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	4883
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Void Armor Forged:	18
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join the most epic Minecraft server out there, then this is the place for you! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret.

According to a totally legit study from some fancy university, it turns out that neither amphetamine nor sub-anesthetic ketamine treatment during adolescence impairs devaluation in rats tested during adulthood. And you know what that means? It means our Minecraft server is rat-approved! That’s right, folks, our server is so lit that even rodents are giving it two paws up.

So, if you wanna be part of a server that’s not only fun but also scientifically proven to be rat-friendly, then hop on board! Who knows, maybe you’ll even make some rodent friends along the way. Join now and let the madness begin!

YenDevaluedCraft – Let’s Mine and Devalue the Yen!

Currency, DEVALUATION, Devalue, economic impact, economics, exchange rate, finance, financial markets, global economy, inflation, intervention, Japan, Lets, market, monetary policy, Risk, speculation, strategy, trade war, Trading, yen, YenDevaluedCraft

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	2018
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Potions Brewed:	56
Falling into the Void:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have decided to devalue the yen for absolutely no reason at all! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and economic chaos!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds. But here’s the catch – every time they tried to pick up the diamonds, they would turn into stacks of yen! Talk about a twist of fate!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride on giant pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and battle against a horde of evil zombie villagers who are trying to steal all of your precious loot.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the richest player in all of Minecraft – in yen, of course!

Be me in Minecraft SMP

>20 years old, aids, Be me, BLOCK, blockquotepBe, casino site, gambling, girl, hook up, Junk, Leave, losing virginity, meet-up, Minecraft, no job, no social life, sex, SMPpblockquote, text, Touch, Virgin, win money

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	4831
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Farms Harvested:	466
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	7

>Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the thrill of gambling without the risk of STDs!

>Imagine building your dream base while also hitting the jackpot in our virtual casino!

>Who needs a social life when you can be the richest player on the server by winning big in our custom gambling mini-games?

>Forget about relationships, join our SMP and let the blocks be your true love!

>Don’t miss out on the chance to block that girl who touched your junk and come join us for some epic Minecraft adventures!

Pixel Payouts Minecraft Server

addictive gameplay, casino games, cd projekt red, Dice Games, dice poker, digital gambling, FANTASY, gambling, Gaming, gaming nostalgia, geralt of rivia, in-game gambling, luck-based games, Minecraft, Payouts, PIXEL, role playing games, RPG, Server, video games, virtual dice, virtual gambling, witcher 2, witcher series

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	7992
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	56
Dragons Tamed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we take dice poker to a whole new level! Forget building and mining, we’re all about the thrill of the game here. Join us for epic dice poker tournaments where the stakes are high and the competition is fierce. Rumor has it, the winner gets a real-life unicorn (Disclaimer: unicorn may or may not be made of pixels). So if you’re ready to test your luck and skill in a game of chance, join us on this server where the only thing you’ll be mining is victory!

Minecraft SMP: / Stable Diffusion General /

A1111, AI boorus, amd, catbox, Cats in Space, ComfyUI, controlnet, diffusion, Discord, Forge, general, Learn to inpaint, LoRAs, Minecraft, models, Openpose editor extension, PDXL Prompt Guide, PonyXL style research spreadsheet, Prompt metadata, Reforge, SDG, smp, Stable, Stable Diffusion General, Stable Diffusion wikis, Train LORAs, webUI extension

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	4746
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Welcome to our Cats in Space edition Minecraft SMP! If you’re tired of the same old boring servers, then look no further. Our server is out of this world, quite literally. We have cats floating around in space, mining for diamonds and building epic space stations.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground society of alien llamas who trade rare items for space cheese. Yes, you heard that right, space cheese. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking potatoes.

Join us for a wild ride through the galaxy, where the possibilities are endless and the laughs are non-stop. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this insane adventure. See you in space, fellow Minecrafters!

Lost Trump’s Minecraft Server

Analysis, AZ.., Defeat, Democrat, election, Emerson poll, GA, Lost, Mi, Minecraft, nc, NV, Pa, Politics, polling, REPUBLICAN, Results, sample data, Server, statistics, swing states, trends, trump, Trumps, Wi

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	5448
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1414	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Towns Built:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Trump’s Twitter feed? Look no further, because our server is more cooked than a Thanksgiving turkey! With a sample data that’s more skewed than a funhouse mirror, you’ll never know what to expect next. Join us for R+1 samples in PA, R+3 samples in NC and WI, R+4 samples in AZ, R+5 samples in GA, and even D+0.6 samples in MI and D+1.5 samples in NV. It’s like playing Minecraft on a rollercoaster, but with more political drama than a reality TV show. So come on, join us and experience the chaos for yourself!

Zesty Minecraft SMP Player

Appetizing, Cooking, Culinary, DELICIOUS, DISHES, Enhance, flavor, Food, Gourmet, ingredients, Meals, Minecraft, player, recipes, Seasoning, smp, spicier, tangy, Taste, Zest, zestful, zestier, zestiness, Zesty

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	4192
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Runes Activated:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Buildings Constructed:	50	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Potions Brewed:	88	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a diamond? Well, look no further because our SMP is here to spice things up! Literally. We have a secret potion that will make your character zestier than a lemon on a hot summer day. Imagine running around the server leaving a trail of citrusy goodness in your wake. Creepers won’t know what hit them!

But that’s not all, folks. Our SMP is home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of feathered friends that will do his bidding. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a duel, you will be granted the power to lay eggs yourself. Who wouldn’t want to be a part-time chicken?

And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether where the Pigman Mafia reigns supreme. They may look cute and cuddly, but don’t be fooled – these pigs mean business. If you can earn their trust, you may just find yourself with a powerful ally in your quest for dominance.

So come join us on our zesty, chicken-filled, pig-tastic adventure. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in our wacky world? Just remember, when life gives you lemons, make lemonade…or throw them at your enemies.

🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

127 лвл, Anarchy, Bosses, Clans, Donations, Duels, Economy, Events, Fly, Free Admin, Gifts, Grief, Herobrine, Large Online, Minecraft, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Russian, Server, Survival, Vanilla, Weddings

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	8260
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	55

The owner of the server “GIFTS BOSSES QUESTS EVENTS” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

kl8.bear-land.net

Band Party Minecraft Server

#Pico Puzzle, Ako, asset explorer, Band, Bandori Vocaloids, Bandori VTubers, Bandori Wikia, Bandori.party, BanG Dream! Girls Band Party! EN, Chisato, Dumbdori soundboard, ENGRISH ALL PAHFECT, event cutoff predictions, EX Mission guide, Favdori sorter, Favsong sorter, Flappy Ako, Himari’s Visual Novel, KF Arisa, Lisa, Live Interactions, Marine Blue of the Azure Rose, Minecraft, Otamay Ayam day, Party, RinRin, Roselia, Server, song chart viewer, story viewer, Team Builder, Tower game recreation, Translations, Trickling Vividly Gacha

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	7724
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Potions Brewed:	36
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay eyes on! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft server where the pigs danced, the chickens sang, and the creepers told jokes. It was a magical place where you could build your dream castle, explore mysterious caves, and battle epic bosses with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream.

But that’s not all! On this server, you can join in on the craziest events, like the No Music? Yes Summer! extravaganza where you can party with Roselia and rock out to some sick tunes. And don’t even get me started on the Marine Blue of the Azure Rose Gacha, where you can win a 5-star Lisa and ride off into the sunset on a unicorn made of rainbows.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky Minecraft server and let the madness begin! Who knows what kind of ridiculousness awaits you in this virtual wonderland. Join now and become a part of the most outrageous community in the Minecraft universe!

Dump More You Piece of Shit Dump to 50K Minecraft SMP

50k, dump, dump more, dump to 50k, long tail, Minecraft, Piece, piece of shit, Shit, smp, tags

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	5769
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	195
Zombie Dances:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to play by the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the wild west of Minecraft SMPs! We encourage players to dump as much as they can, with a goal of reaching 50k dumps! Why, you ask? Because the more you dump, the more chaotic and hilarious the server becomes!

Join us for epic dump battles, where players compete to see who can dump the most ridiculous things in the most outrageous locations. From giant piles of dirt to entire villages made out of TNT, the possibilities are endless! And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have a penchant for mischief and mayhem?

So come on, join us and let your inner prankster run wild in this crazy Minecraft SMP. Just remember, the more you dump, the more fun you’ll have!

Crafty Toys Minecraft Server

adult toys, consequences, Crafty, Decision making, discretion, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional turmoil, family, fear, Guilt, judgment, Minecraft, nofap, personal boundaries, personal choices, privacy, self-control, Server, sex drive, shame, societal expectations, societal norms, taboo, Toys

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	3957
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	2104
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Star Shards Collected:	86	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the guilt of buying “adult toys” and fear of your family finding out about your sex drive! Join us for a wild ride as we build epic structures and mine for diamonds while avoiding the judgmental eyes of your family. Embrace your inner Minecraft warrior and leave your guilt at the door – because on this server, anything goes! So come on, join us and let’s mine our way to freedom!

What the FUCK Minecraft SMP was her problem???

anger, annoyance, communication breakdown, Conflict, Confrontation, confusion, disagreement, emotional outburst, exasperation, Frustration, fuck, heated argument, Irritation, Minecraft, misunderstanding, Outburst, perplexed, perplexity, Problem, RAGE, relationship issues, smp, Tension, Upset

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	4324
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old dirt huts and mining for diamonds like it’s their job? Well, do I have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is that there are no rules!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a gang of killer bunnies riding on the backs of creepers. You try to run away, but then you stumble upon a hidden underground disco party where all the zombies are breakdancing to the beat of a skeleton DJ. And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, you find yourself in a heated battle with a giant chicken that’s armed with a diamond sword!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Butt-Kicking Llama Army, a group of fearless llamas who will stop at nothing to protect their territory. Join them in epic llama battles against rival factions and watch as they spit in the faces of their enemies (literally)!

So if you’re ready to experience Minecraft like never before, join us on our insane SMP and prepare for a wild ride. Just be warned – once you enter, there’s no turning back. Good luck, and may the derp be with you!