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4chan – Best Code In The World, Or Just Nostalgia? Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	7756
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Looking for a Minecraft SMP where everyone worships 4chan like it’s the holy grail of the internet? Look no further, because our server is dedicated to all things 4chan, its code, and its design!

Join us in this safe haven where we embrace the glory of 4chan’s outdated but beloved ways. Who needs modern technology when you have the nostalgic charm of 4chan’s untouched source code from two decades ago?

Forget about fancy websites optimized for phones and built with the latest tech trends. We’re all about that retro vibe and keeping it real with our barely functioning spaghetti sites.

So if you’re tired of the same old Minecraft SMPs and want to experience the wild world of 4chan worship, join us and be part of something truly unique. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a community that values regressive neckbeard users and generates millions of dollars without breaking a sweat?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of something truly special. Pic rel is how our server should look – join us now and embrace the chaos!

Mmmm Poopies Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	3859
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Love Letters Sent:	18
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Potions Brewed:	165
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little tale about our server.

Legend has it that deep within our pixelated world, there lies a magical land where the trees are made of candy and the rivers flow with chocolate milk. But beware, for there are also dangerous creatures lurking in the shadows, like the dreaded Poop Monster.

But fear not, brave adventurer! Join our server and embark on a quest to defeat the Poop Monster and claim its legendary toilet paper sword. With this powerful weapon in hand, you’ll be unstoppable in your quest to build the most epic base and conquer all who stand in your way.

So come join us, where the poop jokes flow like water and the adventures are endless. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride!

> Game sucks ass Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	8130
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers that suck ass? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have a passion for trolling players. Get ready for some epic pranks and shenanigans that will leave you questioning your sanity.

2. We have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the players. Will you join forces with them or fight against their poultry revolution?

3. Our server is haunted by a ghostly pig named Sir Oinksalot, who roams the land seeking revenge on anyone who dares to challenge his authority. Will you be brave enough to face him in battle?

So, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience unlike any other, come join our server and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime! Just be warned, things may get a little…weird.

The Blocky Banana Minecraft Server

#clues, ANONYMOUS, anonymous author, banana, blocky, Book, crime, detective, Fiction, investigation, Minecraft, murder, Mystery, No. 205676032, novel, page-turner, plot twists, red herrings, Server, suspects, Suspense, suspenseful atmosphere, Thriller, thrilling climax, unexpected ending

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	9537
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Villages Defended:	14	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Runes Activated:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Star Shards Collected:	214
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most hilarious server you’ll ever come across!

Join us for epic battles against flying pigs armed with diamond swords, embark on quests to find the mythical bacon tree, and participate in our weekly llama fashion show where the best-dressed llama wins a stack of emeralds!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his kingdom of feathered subjects with an iron beak. Will you challenge his rule and become the new ruler of the coop?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like never before! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way)!

What The Heck Is This Minecraft SMP Thing /pol/

crash, drone, FLIR camera, Heat, heck, Ice, liquid nitrogen, Minecraft, mq9 reaper drone, NJPD, Orb, photos, POL, Propellers, red orb, shutter speed, smp, sub zero temps, Tech, Water

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	5659
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Dimension Hops:	13
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Dragons Tamed:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to uncover the mysteries of the frozen orb! Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon some alien technology that can freeze drones in mid-air. Imagine the chaos you could cause in PvP battles with that kind of power! Plus, you never know what other strange and bizarre creatures you might encounter in our world. Will you be the one to unravel the secrets of the icy orb, or will you fall victim to its chilling powers? Join now and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life!

Tiny-MC.org

classic mechanics, Community, Fair Gameplay, Fun, Golden Shovel, Land claiming, Minecraft, minimal plugins, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	598
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Alien Abductions:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Demon Skulls Collected:	19

Simple fun survival See you in the wild Classic survival mechanics with no unnecessary frills Land-claiming with the Golden Shovel to protect your builds A Welcoming Community Fair Gameplay Minimal Plugins

tiny-mc.org

M’Monday Fauna Fun Minecraft Server

#youtube, Ara Ara button, ceres fauna, Fauna, Fine Fauna Formation, Fun, grasshoppers, Hide, ignore, Karaoke Archive, M’Monday #28, Media, member VODs, merch, Minecraft, MMonday, Outer Wilds Playlist, Report, saplings, Schedule, Server, Stream, stream status, twitter

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	2624
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Runes Activated:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Demon Skulls Collected:	31
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Outer Wilds? Look no further than our server! Join us for karaoke nights, where we sing like creepers in heat. Our schedule is so unpredictable, it’s like trying to find diamonds in a desert biome. Plus, we have an exclusive Ara Ara button for those who need a little extra spice in their gaming experience. And don’t forget to report, hide, and ignore grasshoppers and their bait – they’re the real creepers of the Minecraft world. So come join us, where the only thing more unpredictable than our streams is trying to find a llama in a village.

Minecraft SMP – Speedy the Blockhog Hangout

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	5829
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3046	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Falling into the Void:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience – The Sonic the Hedgehog General! Join us as we discuss ALL things Sonic, from Sonic Racing: CrossWorlds to a Very Sonic Christmas. We even have an exclusive Sonic x DC Comics Collaboration that will blow your mind!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to join. Did you know that our members once built a giant Sonic statue made entirely out of diamonds? Or that we hold weekly races on our custom-built Sonic Rumble track, complete with loop-de-loops and boost pads?

So come on in and join the chaos! Who knows, you might even stumble upon the legendary Chaos Emeralds hidden somewhere in our world. Don’t miss out on the fun – join The Sonic the Hedgehog General SMP today!

MWorld.ru Minecraft server

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	2766
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7

Come join our server!

We’re having fun!

mworld.mc-join.ru:20105

Obscure Video Game Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	6704
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Hey hey gamers, forget about those boring mainstream games and come join our wacky Minecraft server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is hosted on a floating island in the sky, guarded by flying pigs with laser eyes. Only the bravest and most skilled players can make it past their deadly gaze.

2. We have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, but beware – it’s also home to a gang of mischievous chickens armed with diamond swords. Can you outsmart them and claim the loot?

3. Our server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who loves to pull pranks on unsuspecting players. One moment you’re mining for diamonds, the next you’re being chased by a ghostly explosion – it’s all in good fun, right?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and embark on the craziest adventures you’ve ever experienced!

TikTok No Longer Being Banned Minecraft SMP

banned, celebration, Chinese app, decision, digital platform, Entertainment, Government, internet, longer, Minecraft, News, Online Community, Politics, Relief, smp, social media, success, Technology, tiktok, trending, triumph, Victory, viral

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	5009
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Mines Excavated:	1237	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Void Gems Collected:	26
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the only rule is there are no rules! Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to ride around on a llama wearing a top hat? Why not! The possibilities are endless on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have epic events like the annual Creeper Derby, where players ride creepers like horses and try to be the last one standing. And don’t even get us started on the legendary Battle of the Blockheads, where players fight to the death using nothing but blocks as weapons.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become part of the craziest, most chaotic community in the Minecraft universe. Just remember, if you can’t handle the heat, stay out of the Nether!