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Woke-Free Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	9324
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11

Are you tired of being stuck in the middle of the political spectrum? Are you too anti-woke for the left and too left wing for the right? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you! Join us and escape the madness of real life politics by building your own virtual utopia where everyone gets along… or not!

On our server, you can create your own political party, overthrow the government, or just chill with some llamas in a cozy mountain village. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of truth and justice, rumored to be hidden in the depths of the Nether.

So come on, join us and let your political frustrations melt away in a world where anything is possible… as long as you can survive the creeper explosions and zombie hordes, that is. See you in the game, comrade!

Grandma’s Turkey SMP Adventure

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	6195
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Ores Mined:	8459
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	79	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Are you tired of boring family gatherings and awkward conversations with distant relatives? Join our Minecraft SMP and escape the holiday madness! Our server is filled with hilarious shenanigans and crazy adventures that will make you forget all about your annoying family members.

Imagine building a giant turkey statue to celebrate Thanksgiving, or pranking your friends with exploding snowmen during Christmas. The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creeper explosions).

So why spend another holiday season listening to your mom complain about the food when you could be mining diamonds and battling zombies with your new online friends? Join us now and say goodbye to boring holidays forever!

Anime & Minecraft Server

Anime, anime characters, anime favorites, anime favorites list, anime memories, anime nostalgia, Anime Rankings, anime ratings, favorite anime, favorite anime characters, favorite characters, favorite characters list, favorite series, favorite shows, long tail tags, Minecraft, Server, sorting anime., sorting by rating, sorting favorites, sorting list, Top Anime, top characters

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	6945
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Alien Abductions:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Votes:	6872	Gnome Villages Protected:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate anime lover’s paradise! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where your favorite anime characters come to life and battle it out in epic PvP matches.

Not sure who your favorite anime character is? No problem! Our server has a sorting feature that will help you remember all the waifus and husbandos that have stolen your heart.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll also get access to exclusive events like the annual “Naruto Run” race where players sprint across the map with their arms flailing behind them. And don’t forget about our legendary “Dragon Ball Z” themed treasure hunts where players search for the elusive Dragon Balls to make their wishes come true.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the anime adventures begin!

The Gaytor’s Minecraft SMP Web Fishing Adventure

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	3652
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme! Join us if you’re looking for a server where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up spawn too many times). Our modding community is so wild, we once turned all the pigs into flying unicorns with laser eyes. True story.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Webfishing mod, where you can literally fish for memes. And don’t even get us started on the time we accidentally spawned a giant chicken that started a war with the villagers. Good times, good times.

So if you’re ready to dive into a world of madness and mayhem, come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen. And remember, always watch your back around those sneaky unicorns.

Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server

aspirations, balance, career, Contentment, family, fulfillment, goals, growth, Happiness, health, IMPORTANCE, love, Minecraft, Paradise, Passion, PIXEL, Priorities, purpose, relationships, self improvement, Server, spirituality, success, VALUES

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	182
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Runes Activated:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Do you ever find yourself pondering life’s deepest questions while mining for diamonds in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your existential crises! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, insane builds, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

Our server is so awesome that even the creepers are lining up to join! We have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, giant floating castles made entirely out of obsidian, and a pet pig named Sir Oinksalot who will guide you on your quest for greatness.

But that’s not all! We also have a special potion that turns you into a unicorn for 24 hours, a mini-game where you have to fight off a horde of zombie chickens, and a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made out of cheese.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?

> WOOOOOOOAH AEW FUCKING SUUUUUUUUCKS… Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	8574
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Buildings Constructed:	18

Are you tired of boring old servers where AEW fans chant nonsense during main events? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will make you question reality. We don’t just suck, we blow your mind with our outrageous antics and insane stories. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

Reverse Colonization Minecraft Server

colonial legacy, Colonization, cross-cultural dialogue, cultural exchange, decolonization, Diversity, Global community, global perspective, global perspectives, historical impact, historical injustice, imperialism, Int, international relations, Minecraft, neo-colonialism, opinion, post-colonialism., power dynamics, Reverse, reverse colonization, Server, social progress

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	7077
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Dragons Tamed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Buildings Constructed:	43

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to spice things up with some reverse colonization? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us as we embark on a hilarious journey of turning the tables on colonization. Build your own empire and conquer lands that were once ruled by others. Who knew that colonizing could be so fun and entertaining?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret love for tacos. Help him satisfy his cravings and who knows, maybe he’ll even join your empire as a loyal companion.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the wacky world of reverse colonization bring a whole new level of fun to your Minecraft experience!

So, it Happened Minecraft SMP

Amorim, Amr, Bodo/Glimts, determination, Effort, Europa League, FAITH, FATIGUE, forumscp, Happened, in, Injuries, Lads, manchester united, Minecraft, mug, optimism, out, Pain, Reinforcements, Season, smp, SUICIDE, Tactics, twitter

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	4163
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for epic battles, crazy alliances, and outrageous shenanigans that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat.

We may not have the best tactics or determination, but we make up for it with our insane stories and ridiculous antics. Need reinforcements? We’ve got you covered with our army of deranged chickens and explosive sheep.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even witness a creeper doing the floss dance or a pig riding a minecart. Anything is possible in our wacky world of Minecraft! #AMR #IN or #OUT? It’s up to you to decide your fate in this wild and unpredictable server.

Randon Caspurr Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	104
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the Happy XCOM 2 Thanksgiving Edition where you can battle aliens while giving thanks for all the loot you find!

Our players, Randon Neuring and Caspurr Catacini, are legends in the Minecraft world. Randon once defeated a creeper with just a potato, while Caspurr built a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks. These two will guide you through epic quests and hilarious adventures.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has exclusive merch that will make you the envy of all your friends. From Randon Neuring hoodies to Professor Lando socks, we’ve got it all. And don’t forget to check out our unlisted VOD archive for some top-secret gameplay footage.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those sneaky aliens trying to steal your diamonds!

Cuck Sucking Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	9095
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
New Chunks Explored:	399182	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1

Are you tired of those motherfucking euro bureaucrats trying to cuck yuropoors left and right? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect escape from their shenanigans! Join us and let’s stick it to those bureaucrats by building the most epic stables in all of Minecraft. Who needs their rules when you have a badass community of players ready to take on anything? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks just waiting to be discovered. So come join us and show those bureaucrats who’s boss!