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| Players: | 108/600 | Votes: | 6917 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 6 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 10 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Potions Brewed: | 77 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 14 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 | Magic Crystals Found: | 11 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 22 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 |
Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone minds their own business? Well, look no further because on our server, we take monitoring each other’s online activity to a whole new level!
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of constantly being watched by your fellow players. Who needs privacy when you can have constant surveillance, am I right? Plus, we have a special feature where if you try to sneak off and do something sneaky, a giant eyeball will appear in the sky and shame you for all to see.
But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground bunker where we hold intense meetings to discuss everyone’s online behavior. Rumor has it that there’s a secret room where all the banned players are forced to mine diamonds for eternity.
So come join us on this wild ride of paranoia and surveillance! Who needs freedom when you can have constant supervision? Trust us, you won’t regret it (or else).
