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Blocky Brawlers – Minecraft Tekken Madness

#youtube, Archived, blocky, brawlers, Character Overviews, Combos, Document, FUNDAMENTALS, Guide, jargon, madness, Minecraft, Moves, notation, playlist, Spreadsheet, Steam, Store, Tekken, tekken 7, Tekken 8, Tekken General, terminology, Wiki

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	4092
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	New Chunks Explored:	969684
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	86
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us and embark on a journey filled with INSANE adventures and CRAZY challenges. Build your own empire, conquer mighty dragons, and even ride unicorns! Yes, you heard that right, UNICORNS!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so LEGENDARY that even the characters from Tekken 8 have decided to make a pit stop here! That’s right, you can challenge Heihachi Mishima to a build-off or take on Kazuya Mishima in a mining competition. The possibilities are endless!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this WILD world of Minecraft madness and let your imagination run WILD! Join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community out there!

Crafty Butt Pirates: No GF, No Problem!

Abuse, anal slave, anally, butt, Crafty, dark thoughts, destructive behavior, emotional turmoil, fix my life, gook, Inner Demons, Loneliness, no gf, Pirates, probably not, Problem, relationships, seeking fulfillment, seeking validation, self reflection, sexual desires, taboo fantasies, tfw, unhealthy fantasies

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	4393
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Emeralds Found:	1813
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape reality and become the ruler of your own virtual kingdom!

Join us for a wild adventure filled with unicorn riding, dragon slaying, and bacon-eating contests.

Our server is so epic that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the sheer awesomeness of our players.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s create chaos and mayhem together in the most ridiculous ways possible!

ZombieCraft: Apocalypse LOL

action, Adventure, Apocalypse, Book, catastrophe, Chaos, Disaster, dystopian, End of the World, Fiction, Humanity, INTENSE, lol, novel, post-apocalyptic, reading, science fiction, Survival, Suspense, Thriller, Zero, ZombieCraft

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	6451
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Villages Defended:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Mines Excavated:	2584
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only way to survive is by mastering the art of apocalypse zero! Join us if you’re ready to face off against hordes of zombie pigmen, giant spiders, and maybe even a rogue Ender Dragon or two.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player stumbled upon a secret dungeon filled with diamond-encrusted creepers who were guarding a treasure trove of enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that those who possess these apples gain the power to fly and shoot lasers from their eyes!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Disco Sheep, a rare breed of sheep that can break out into a dance party at any moment. Join us and witness the spectacle of sheep doing the moonwalk while wearing sunglasses and top hats.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of apocalypse zero for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary player to conquer the land and ride off into the sunset on a flying pig!

Crafty Cutfags Beware: We Speak Minecraft

BEWARE, BIAS, closed off mindset, closed-mindedness, closed-off, confusion, Crafty, Cutfags, different perspectives, ignorance, intolerance, judgemental, lack of awareness, lack of compassion, lack of empathy, lack of understanding, limited thinking, long trail tags, Minecraft, misunderstanding, narrow-mindedness, prejudice, speak, will never understand

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	7366
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Alien Abductions:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where only the coolest players survive! Cutfags will never understand the sheer awesomeness of our server, where the blocks are lit and the mobs are savage.

Join us if you dare to face off against the legendary Ender Dragon riding a unicorn while wearing a banana suit. Our server is so EPIC that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest diamonds and the most elusive emeralds. Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a secret dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community on the internet. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just remember, cutfags need not apply!

NaziCraft: Where Germans Build, But Please Don’t Ask About Nazis

America, BUILD, culture, discrimination, dont, fascism, Germans, hate, History, Identity, international relations, Legacy, Memory, nationalism, NaziCraft, Nazis, Politics, prejudice, Propaganda, Remembrance, society, Stereotypes, War, world war II

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	3950
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Mines Excavated:	4472
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Endless Night Skies:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have zero Nazis allowed! Why worry about fighting Nazis when you can join our server and build epic structures with your friends instead? Plus, did you know that on our server, all players are required to wear lederhosen at all times? It’s just how we roll!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually located on a secret underground base where we hoard all the best loot. And if you manage to find the hidden treasure room, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of bratwurst and sauerkraut. Who needs Nazis when you have delicious German food, am I right?

So come join us on our server and leave those pesky Nazis in the past where they belong. Let’s build, mine, and craft our way to victory together! Prost! 🍻

Crafty McCraftface – The Land of LOLs

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	9010
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where everything is Bau Edition! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our upcoming stream involves a battle between a giant chicken and a tiny zombie riding a pig! You don’t want to miss it! – In our previous stream, we discovered a secret underground city filled with diamond blocks and talking llamas. True story! – Our debut on this server was so epic, the Ender Dragon bowed down to us in respect. – Check out our YouTube channel for tutorials on how to build a castle out of nothing but dirt and cobblestone. – Our schedule is so jam-packed with fun events, even Herobrine wants to join the party. – Want some unarchived content? We’ve got Twitter spaces where we discuss the mysteries of the Minecraft universe and karaoke nights where we sing Creeper-themed songs. – Need some merch to show off your love for our server? We’ve got you covered with Fuwawa and Mococo themed goodies. – And don’t forget to check out our /baubau/ section for some spicy content, like Baubau sings, NSFW builds, and a list of VNs and anime that will blow your mind.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community out there!

WokifyCraft: Dive into the LOLs!

Backlash, controversy, criticism, cultural appropriation, cultural appropriation in gaming, cultural representation, cultural sensitivity, Dive, Diversity, diving game, Ethics, ethnicity, Gaming, gaming industry, Inclusivity, lols, mobile games, Race, Social Issues, Stereotypes, video games, wokify, WokifyCraft

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	6819
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	90
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	New Chunks Explored:	995969
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where we have taken the art of diving to a whole new level! Forget about boring old diving games, because on our server, you can dive into a pool of FLAMING LAVA and emerge unscathed like a boss.

Join us and experience the thrill of diving into a pool filled with EXPLODING CREEPERS – talk about a real adrenaline rush! And if you’re feeling extra brave, try diving into a pool of RAINBOW SLIME and see what magical powers you gain.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary DERPY LLAMA who will guide you on quests to find hidden treasures and secret dungeons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the MYTHICAL DIAMOND PICKAXE OF DOOM that grants you the power to mine through anything with ease.

So why wait? Join our server now and dive into a world of madness and mayhem like never before! Who knew diving could be this INSANE?

Crafty Creeper Kingdom: No Meddling Jews Allowed!

Allowed, anti-semitism, Bigotry, Chud, Conspiracy, controversial, Country, Crafty, creeper, discrimination, DIVISIVE, extremism, Hate Speech, intolerance, Jews, Kingdom, meddling, nationalism, Politics, Propaganda, Russian, Shill, Social Issues, Xenophobia

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	8259
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Villages Defended:	16	Astral Projections Made:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape from pesky jews and become a true Russian shill! 🇷🇺 Join us for a wild adventure filled with crazy antics and hilarious shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a brave player joined our server and discovered a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold. But beware, there were also evil jews trying to steal all the treasure! 🧟‍♂️

But fear not, on our server, you can team up with fellow Russian shills and take down those pesky jews once and for all! With EPIC battles and thrilling adventures around every corner, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and show those chuds who’s boss in the world of Minecraft! 💪🏼

Minecraft Mayhem: ‘/fng/ – Fortnite Fails’

Ares, avatar the last airbender, battle royale, Challenges, chapter 5 season 2, Coachella 2024, ELEMENTS, Epic, Fails, Festival Season 2, fng, fortnite, Fortnite Crew, Interactive map, Lady Gaga, Leaderboards, lego, MAYHEM, Minecraft, Mission Alerts, myths and mortals, Neon Rush, Outfit, rocket racing, Save The World, Season XP, shop changes, Stat tracker, Store Rotation

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	7061
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	291
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	26

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with Myths and Mortals in Chapter 5 Season 2!

Connect your Epic and LEGO accounts to get a free Fortnite outfit – because who doesn’t want to look fabulous while building in Minecraft?

Track your stats and climb the leaderboards like a Minecraft pro on fortnitetracker.com and fortnite.gg/stats.

Check out our current store rotation on fortnite.gg/shop and tackle interactive challenges on fortnite.gg.

Join the mission alerts for StW on freethevbucks.com/timed-missions/ and level up at a pace that will make your Minecraft enemies jealous on fortnitexp.net/.

In Battle Royale news, bend water, earth, fire, and air in Fortnite BR’s “Elements” – because who needs regular elements when you can have Minecraft elements?

Stay updated on new and upcoming Fortnite shop and locker changes on fortnite.com/news/new-and-upcoming-fortnite-shop-and-locker-changes?lang=en-US.

Save the world in v29.10 Apr 4 Hotfix Homebase Status Report – survive the horde and show them who’s boss in Minecraft!

Get ready for two weekends of Coachella 2024 in Fortnite – because music festivals in Minecraft are the best kind of festivals!

Light up the night in Rocket Racing Neon Rush and unlock your talent features Lady Gaga in Fortnite Festival Season 2 – because who knew Lady Gaga was a Minecraft fan?

Don’t miss out on Fortnite Crew April – Ares, because who wouldn’t want to be a part of an epic crew in Minecraft?

Previous players have had a blast, so why wait? Join us now for a Minecraft adventure like no other!

MommyIssuesCraft

endearing, gf, manchild, mommy issues, MommyIssuesCraft, QT, tfw

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	4971
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	499	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Zombie Dances:	5
Mines Excavated:	4528	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from the real world and dive into a land of endless possibilities and adventure!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant zombie chickens and riding on unicorn pigs across the rainbow plains.

Our server is so awesome that even players without a girlfriend will find their mommy issues adorable and charming. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a diamond sword, am I right?

So come on and join us, because on our server, being a manchild is not only accepted, it’s celebrated! Let’s build some epic pixel art and have a blast together. See you in the world of Minecraft!