Detroit MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

SkyHighBFFs Minecraft Server

travel costs, travel days, hotel expenses, long distance travel, upset friend

Looking for a Minecraft server that will take you on a wild adventure like no other? Look no further than our server, where flying anxiety is a thing of the past!

Join us and experience the thrill of flying anxiety-free, just like our Seattle girl who conquered her fears with us. Our server is so amazing that even the Detroit girl couldn’t resist flying out to join in on the fun (and spend some extra cash along the way)!

Don’t be like the Chicago girls who missed out on all the excitement. Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Who needs Thailand when you have our Minecraft server to explore?

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Minecraft SMP: Trump’s Last Stand – The Debate Edition

Stand, 45 Office, White House 45, Liz Harrington, National Border

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs? Well, have we got a server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where President Donald J. Trump himself is the admin! That’s right, the man, the myth, the legend is here to make Minecraft great again!

Not convinced yet? Well, let me tell you about the insane events that happen on our server. We’ve got Trump addressing the National Guard Association in Detroit, rallying in Glendale, and even talking at the National Border in Cochise County! Who knew Minecraft could be so politically charged?

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you might just catch a glimpse of Liz Harrington, Trump’s spox, dropping some sick burns in the chat. And don’t even get me started on the Donald J. Trump Presidential Library – it’s a sight to behold.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, most chaotic server out there. Make Minecraft great again, again! #BuildTheWallOfDiamonds #Trump2024 #MinecraftForPatriots

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RoboKillerCraft

RoboKillerCraft, law-abiding, violent, Detroit, dystopian

So, like, imagine this, right? RoboCop, the big bad law-enforcer dude, but get this – he’s also a serial killer! But, like, it’s all good because he only kills the bad guys, you know? So, like, come join our Minecraft server where RoboCop is running around, keeping the peace and taking out the baddies in the most epic way possible! It’s like a crazy action movie come to life, but in Minecraft form! So, like, grab your pickaxe and join in on the fun – just watch out for RoboCop, he might be coming for you next!

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CityCraft Minecraft Server

population growth, baltimore, Citycraft, Minecraft, US cities

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where all Americans live in cities like Baltimore, Detroit, and Chicago! 🏙️

Why should you join? Well, for starters, our server has a unique social atmosphere where everyone communicates through interpretive dance and beatboxing. 🕺🎤

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Cheeseburger Gang, a group of players who roam the streets throwing cheeseburgers at unsuspecting newcomers. 🍔💥

And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it there’s a secret underground disco party held every Saturday night in the sewers. 🕺🎉

So come on down to our crazy cityscape and see what all the hype is about! Just watch out for the llama mafia, they don’t take kindly to outsiders. 🦙🕶️

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NashCraft Minecraft Server

Madison Square Garden, Boston, wrestling, Gatorade, gate receipts

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most insane place to be!

Join us and experience epic battles, hilarious pranks, and outrageous adventures like never before. Our community is filled with players who are as wild and unpredictable as a herd of stampeding llamas.

Forget about boring old Kevin Nash, come join us and show off your champion skills. Sell out arenas like a pro and prove that you are the ultimate Minecraft champion. Who needs Nash when you can rule the Minecraft world with your epic gate receipts?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with gatorade-shoving, cock-teasing, and all-around craziness. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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Drive-Thru Disasters: Minecraft Madness

interchanges, transportation fees, motorists, fees, fees for motorists

Are you tired of being humiliated as a motorist in Europe? Well, fear not because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and experience the thrill of charging faggots extra fees and bans in a virtual world where Detroit is the car-destroyed capital of cars. Watch as we destroy interchanges and build public transport like never before. It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss! Join now and let the chaos begin!

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Mosque Mayhem Minecraft Server

russia, Pay, MOSQUES, threat, funding

hey u, ya u, do u like minecraft? do u like blowing stuff up? well boy do i have the server for u! we got russia-linked telegram channels offering to pay for attacks on mosques! just imagine the chaos and destruction u can cause in our world! join now and be part of the mayhem! who needs peace and harmony when u can have explosions and chaos, am i right? come join us and let’s wreak havoc together!

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F16sVsRadarsMC

aircraft, WARFARE, F16sVsRadarsMC, Geopolitics, Missiles

come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine’s f-16s are firing missiles, lobbing glide bombs, and jamming russian radars! u can be part of the action and help defend ukraine against the evil russian forces in an all-out war for survival! build your own base, craft weapons, and team up with other players to take down the enemy. join now for a chance to pilot a virtual f-16 and rain destruction from above! trust us, this server is so lit, you won’t want to leave!

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Danish Stonehenge Quest

ancient architecture, Ancient Culture, Archaeological excavation, Ancient mysteries, Danish history

omg u guys u have to join this minecraft server cuz we just discovered a once in a lifetime ‘Danish Stonehenge’ from 2,000BC!!! like wtf that’s older than my grandma’s cat!!! u can come build ur own henge next to it and sacrifice virtual sheep to the ancient danish gods or something. who knows what kind of mystical powers u might unlock by being in the presence of such ancient stones. plus, we have a secret underground cave full of diamonds and emeralds that u can only access by solving riddles in pig latin. it’s gonna be lit fam, u won’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure!!! #minecraft #danishstonehenge #ancientpower

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MochaSMP

Survival, Towny, PvE, Vanilla Survival Java Bedrock PVP Creative Minigames Economy Skyblock Faction Roleplay Custom Hardcore Whitelist Towny Pixelmon Prison Skywars Modded Tekkit, PvP

We are a classic survival server on the newest version of minecraft! Java only atm but hopefully will support Bedrock soon. Join up and start your adventure!

185.83.155.2:25616

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