FoodieFailsMC
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Are you tired of eating boring old healthy foods that are supposed to make you feel good, but just end up making you feel like a sad little carrot? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we serve up only the most unhealthy, artery-clogging, heart-stopping foods that will have you feeling like a greasy burger in no time!
Forget about kale smoothies and quinoa salads, on our server, we feast on deep-fried diamond ore, lava cake with extra magma frosting, and creeper cupcakes that will literally explode in your mouth (in a good way, we promise). Our food is so unhealthy, even the zombies are trying to watch their cholesterol levels!
But wait, there’s more! Join our server now and you’ll also get to participate in our annual “Eat ‘Til You Explode” competition, where players compete to see who can eat the most enchanted golden apples before their stomachs burst (spoiler alert: it’s always the pigs).
So why waste your time on boring old healthy foods when you could be indulging in a smorgasbord of deliciously deadly delights on our Minecraft server? Join us now and start living life on the edge (of a heart attack)!

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HexArchon

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Overview
HexArchon is a Custom MMO-Inspired SMP with several gameplay features such as unique Custom Mobs, Items, Enchants, Boss Fights, Abilities, Quests, Worlds, and other areas to explore such as the Skylands and Dungeons.

Links
Server Trailer
Discord Server
Wiki

Values
We are a group of people with the ambition of creating something new and unique. We are always committed to putting quality work into gameplay. We love listening to community feedback and creating something that people enjoy.

Gameplay Mechanics
Custom Mobs, Custom Items, Custom Enchants, Dungeons, Quests, Abilities, Stats, Auto Farms, Furnaces, Furniture, Player Shops, Pets, Fishing, Quality-of-life Improvements

Technicals
We strongly prioritize server performance and responsiveness. Server specs: CPU: AMD Ryzen 9 7950X, RAM: 3200MHz 64GB, Storage: 2TB NVME SSD, Hosted on the US East Coast. Zero-lag gameplay guaranteed.

Joining
Server IP: play.hexarchon.net
Supports Bedrock (Same IP, Port 19132). On consoles, add “HexArchonServer” as a friend to join. More info here

FAQ

How can I join the server?

To join the server, simply use the IP “play.hexarchon.net”. For Bedrock edition, use the same IP with Port 19132.

Are there specific rules on the server?

Yes, we have rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. You can find the rules on our Discord server.

Can I suggest new features for the server?

Absolutely! We value community feedback and suggestions. You can share your ideas on our Discord server or through our website.

What sets HexArchon apart from other Minecraft servers?

HexArchon offers a unique MMO-inspired gameplay experience with custom mobs, items, enchantments, and a wide range of playstyles to choose from. We also prioritize transparency, community feedback, and continuous updates.

Is PvP allowed on the server?

Yes, PvP is allowed on the server in designated areas. However, griefing and harassing other players are not allowed.

Golden Towers and Flying Cars

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Join the Server Where Reality is Optional and Time is a Suggestion!

Welcome, brave traveler! Have you ever wandered into a place so mesmerizingly deranged that your sanity flutters away like a confused butterfly in a lava storm? Look no further! Our Minecraft server is scientifically proven as the greatest paradox of your digital existence or a glitch in the fabric of reality itself! Prepare to lose your mind (and your last three brain cells) in the most chaotic utopia known to pixel-kind!

Feature	Description
Infinite Gold	Every block mined gives you 20 gold coins with the face of a president you might not remember!
McTrump Meals	Order a Minecraft meal for just 2 ¼ diamonds and receive food that heals you emotionally and physically! Will you ever need this? Probably not!
Self-Flying Tesla	Your car doesn’t just drive—it flies! But only on Thursdays and only if you sing to it.
Golden Towers	Stay in a hotel made of real digital gold, and by gold, we mean that old mustard jar in your cupboard.
Time-Warping Scoreboards	Check your score at 7:53 AM every day, even if it’s not morning. When did time matter?
Endless SexX Bots	Experience virtual companionship with cold chocolate milk, tailored to your inner desires or immediate discomforts.

FAQ Section

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Ah, joining! It’s like breathing on a Tuesday! Click on the mystical link or leave your soul at the door—whichever feels right at the moment!

Q: What is the objective of this server?

A: Ah, objective! In a world devoid of logic, your goal can be anything! Perhaps it’s to collect more gold or just stare blankly into the void while questioning your life choices!

Q: Are there any rules?

A: Rules? In this dimension? The only rule is that there are no rules, except for the ones I just made up five seconds ago. Trust is overrated!

Random Quotes

“I couldn’t believe it. Nowhere in the world…”

“When I got to the parking garage…”

“It’s clear to me now, THIS is what MAGA meant!”

BlockyBombsAndDrama

AITA, assertiveness in relationships, BlockyBombsAndDrama, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, differing opinions, emotional reactions, Emotional support, estate management, executor responsibilities, family dynamics, family trust, handling disagreements, legal obligations, managing grief, marital conflict, marriage advice, problem solving, responsibilities between spouses, trust problems

The Great Trust Paradox in Blocky Realms

Welcome, brave Minecrafters, to a dimension where pixels reflect the chaos of bureaucracy, and trust is as ephemeral as a block of gravel falling into the abyss! Here you will navigate the uncharted territories of familial legacies snagged in the web of Minecraft’s endless possibilities. But heed this—a pixelated conspiracy lurks below the surface, as deep as a Creeper’s intentions!

Legend Has It…

In the farthest reaches of our world, there exists a cursed land where trust and inheritance collide. Whispers echo in the pixelated halls, murmuring about a "storage code of the deceased." Enter the Twisted Trust, where players uncover hidden legacies and seize treasures not meant for their eyes!

Key Features: Unravel the Mysteries!

Feature	Description
Executor’s Legacy	Channel your inner executor while navigating the hellish labyrinth of family secrets. Discover if the storage code was even legit!
Guilt-Trip Dungeons	Enter these dark caverns filled with emotional monsters fashioned out of unresolved arguments! Each block mined brings you closer to the truth—or deeper into denial.
Trustee Trials	Compete in exhilarating mini-games that test your loyalty to the family. Trust no one, not even yourself!
Rift of Regret	A perilous chasm dropping into the unknown awaits those who dare to neglect inheritance laws—consequences will be terrifying!

Player Testimonials (Heavily Edited)

"I joined to escape the overwhelming chaos of my family’s estate planning. Now I’m trapped in a never-ending cycle of Minecraft drama!" – u/TrustIssues2020
"What is this server? Are we playing a game or prepping for a trial? My heart screams all the time!" – u/ExecutorEnigma

Dangers Await: Conspiracies Unfold!

Do you feel the pressure? Did Uncle Bob truly receive the last will and testament, or was it merely a ruse disguised as an enchanting table? Rumor has it that 12 countries have banned this server due to psychological warfare engaging players in trust-issues-driven frenzies—nobody knows why, and that’s the best part!

Secret Features You Deserve to Fear:

The Shadow Trust Fund: Earn unknown resources when you betray your teammates in a tragic quest for family fortune.
Absurd Legal Blocks: Where every action may lead to unintended court appearances—think they can take your emeralds? Ha!

FAQ: Answering Everything and Nothing!

Q: Is this server really about estate planning? A: It’s a game of familial boundaries, or is it?! Who needs reality?

Q: Can I leave my inconclusive thoughts in the server’s loot? A: Loot your way into confusion! Ensure that every chest is filled with uncertainty!

Q: What happens if I die by a trust disagreement? A: You simply respawn—only to be burdened by the same existential dread!

Don’t just stand there—JOIN NOW! Step into the unending depths of family drama fused with pixelated chaos. Become a part of the Twilight Trust! Embrace the absurdity, meld with betrayal, and, if you dare, carry the weight of secrets that might crush the very essence of your blocky world… or lead you to untold riches. Will you unlock the mysteries of this cursed realm, or will you fall victim to your own trust issues?

Your family awaits—TIME TO MINE… AND MIND THE CHAOS!

BlockyRedFlagsCraft
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🌟 Welcome to the Wildest Minecraft Server Ever! 🌟
Are your crafting skills feeling a little stale? Is your diamond pickaxe losing its sparkle? Well, grab your enchanted bow and prepare for the most ludicrous Minecraft experience of your blocky life!
🎬 Join us NOW to escape the ghastly horrors of Hollywood! 🎬
Ever watch a movie and thought, "Oh no, that actor’s in it? I’m out!"? Well, guess what? We’ve taken those "Red Flag" actors and transported them to the world of Minecraft, where they can’t ruin your cinematic experience! Picture this: as you mine for diamonds, The Rock tries to climb a mountain made of cobblestone but ends up stuck in quicksand like a hapless pig! 🐷💦
🔥 Insane Story #1: Some say that if you look up at night, you’ll see Johnny Depp’s pixelated face stuck in the clouds, eternally searching for his next dubious role! Our magic server wizards have cast a reverse spell — he’s now our pig sidekick, and he squeals with delight every time you find rare ores!
🐉 Insane Story #2: Ever wondered what would happen if Nicolas Cage discovered a hidden treasure? Well, guess what — he NOT ONLY found it but also turned it into a giant block of cheese that caused a server-wide cheese explosion! Now every slice you eat gives you super speed (and a craving for mac and cheese)! 🧀💨
🍿 Insane Story #3: Picture this: Ben Affleck’s latest role as a villager! Draw your bows as you battle against his triple-turned enchanted armor, trying to escape his laughably bad dialogue that turns into actual mobs. Yes, his puns spawn Creepers, and they will creep right up on you while you’re busy farming!
Join us to forge strange alliances, battle pixelated legends, and create your very own block of insanity. Why deal with the mundane when you can explore caverns of ridiculousness in a world where every mining trip turns into an absurd storyline?
✨ So what are you waiting for? Grab your diamond sword, gather your crew of absolute goofballs, and let’s make some pixel art worthy of an Oscar (or at least a poor review)! ✨
Join now, and may your Minecraft adventures be filled with laughter, chaos, and a sprinkle of madness! 😂💎🚀

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PutinHatesFreedom Minecraft Server
anti-Russia, bipartisan support, Conflict Resolution, conservative values, Democracy, european union, foreign policy, freedom, gop, international relations, Minecraft, nato, political statement, pro-democracy, pro-Ukraine, putin, Putin’s Russia, PutinHatesFreedom, Rep. Bacon, republicans, Server, Ukraine crisis, West
so, like, this server is like totally epic, man. we got pigs flying around, not just any pigs, but like, pro-Ukraine GOP Rep. Bacon pigs. they’re all like “real Republicans know that Putin’s Russia hates the West and freedom” and stuff. it’s like, so deep, you know?
if you join this server, you’ll be like, part of this epic battle between pigs and Putin’s Russia. you gotta help the pigs defend the West and freedom, man. it’s like, a quest and stuff.
also, did i mention we have flying bacon? yeah, that’s right. you can ride on bacon and fly around the server, spreading freedom and stuff. it’s like, the most epic thing ever.
so, like, join this server now and be a part of the most epic battle of all time. pigs, bacon, Putin’s Russia – it’s all happening here. don’t miss out, bro.

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Galactic Sloshing Hot Mess
Astronomical discoveries, Astrophysics, bulk flows, celestial collisions, Celestial Events, cluster dynamics, core, cosmic collisions, DETECTION, Galactic, galactic clusters, galactic mysteries, gas movement, high speeds, hot, hot gas, Mess, Mystery, researchers, Scientific breakthroughs., sloshing, space phenomena, velocities
hey u, ya u, do u wanna join da most epic minecraft server in da universe? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat even celestial collisions can’t handle da heat! we got hot gas flowin at crazy speeds, like 130 to 310 kilometers per second, u ain’t gonna find dat anywhere else, i tell ya.
join us and be part of da mystery of how galactic clusters stay hot, u gonna be sloshin around like a boss, feelin all celestial and stuff. forget about boring old servers, come to ours and experience da true power of hot gas and bulk flows. ain’t nothin gonna hold u back once u join us, so what u waitin for? come on over and let’s get sloshin!

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Join Lady Luck HQ’s Minecraft Server – How to Play
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Does Lady Luck HQ Have a Minecraft Server?
Lady Luck HQ is a popular gaming community known for its engaging content and diverse gaming experiences. Players are keen to know if Lady Luck HQ has an official Minecraft server to join and connect with fellow fans.
Server Info
As of now, Lady Luck HQ does not have an official Minecraft server. However, they maintain an active presence in various gaming communities, which may lead to community-organized events or fan-made servers.
Speculated Alternatives
- Fan-Made Servers: While there isn’t an official server, dedicated fans often create unofficial Lady Luck HQ-themed Minecraft servers. Searching platforms like Discord or Minecraft server lists may reveal these alternatives.
Useful Next Steps
To stay updated on Lady Luck HQ’s latest announcements, follow their official social media channels:
- Lady Luck HQ YouTube Channel
- Official Twitter
For similar gaming experiences, consider checking out other Minecraft servers such as:
- Hypixel: Known for various mini-games.
- Mineplex: Offers a wide range of game modes.
Stay tuned for any future updates regarding a potential official server from Lady Luck HQ, and keep exploring fan-made options in the meantime.
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Crafted Survival
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Crafted Survival Minecraft Server
Server Name Crafted Survival
IP play.craftedsurvival.net
Version 1.16.5
Player Count 50/100
Features

Semi-Vanilla SMP

Land Claiming

Shopping District

Live World Map

Ranks System

One-Player Sleep
FAQ

What is Crafted Survival?
Crafted Survival is a friendly Minecraft community that offers a semi-vanilla survival experience with quality-of-life enhancements.

How can I join the server?
You can join the server using the Java IP: play.craftedsurvival.net or the Bedrock IP: play.craftedsurvival.net with Port: 19132.

Is there a Discord server for Crafted Survival?
Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/qJAx8w3jcn

What are some key features of Crafted Survival?
Key features include Land Claiming, Shopping District for player trading, Live World Map for exploration, Ranks System based on playtime and voting, and One-Player Sleep for convenience.

© 2023 Crafted Survival. All rights reserved.
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Server Name	Crafted Survival
IP	play.craftedsurvival.net
Version	1.16.5
Player Count	50/100
Features	Semi-Vanilla SMP Land Claiming Shopping District Live World Map Ranks System One-Player Sleep

Astros Reach

application, astros, Community, Creative, Datapacks, DDR4, Discord, Events, Fabric, Friendly, Hardware, hermitcraft, Lag-free, microphone, Optimization, Reach, recipe add-ons, ryzen, smp, Stairs, Uncrafting, Vanilla

Welcome to Astros Reach Minecraft Server!

Astros Reach is a community-oriented SMP server where every player matters. Join us for a fun and engaging Minecraft experience!

Server Overview:

Feature	Description
Server Age	1 year since opening on June 11th, 2023
Recent Reset	February 22nd, 2025
Server Version	1.21.4
Community Features	Long-term vanilla world, free creative world, weekly/monthly events, helpful staff, and more

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: How do I join Astros Reach?

A: Simply join our Discord and fill out a short application. A staff member will assist you shortly. Must be 18 years or older.

Q: What version is the server currently running?

A: The server is updated to version 1.21.4.

Q: Are there any special features on the server?

A: We have various recipe add-ons, high-end hardware, and run Fabric for game optimization.

Q: Is the server inspired by any other Minecraft communities?

A: Yes, our world is largely inspired by Hermitcraft in terms of game additions and datapacks.

Q: Can I participate in community events?

A: Yes, we have weekly and monthly events for all players to enjoy.

Q: How often does the world reset?

A: The world only resets when voted upon by the players, ensuring a long-term experience.

Orc Realm of Randon Cats

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The Server of Infinite Surrealism!!! Join NOW or Forever Question Your Existence!

Welcome to the most magnificent catastrophe of existence—our Minecraft server defies the very fabric of reality itself! Join us where chickens become grizzly bears and every block you place whispers secrets of the universe! You will question your sanity, your purpose, and whether or not donuts are just a figment of your imagination!

Feature	Explanation
Blocky Time Travel	Travel back to the moment your parents forgot your birthday, or forward to a dystopian future where pizza is currency!
Endless Waterfalls of Chaos	Ever wanted to swim in a pool of screaming cats? Here, you can drown in feline psyches!
Dual-Gravity Zones	Experience the thrill of floating upside-down while crafting sandwiches from rainbows and sadness!
Zombie Spawning Parties	Pity the zombies! They don’t want to eat brains—they just want to dance with yours!
Living Blocks	Every block has feelings! They cry, they laugh, they judge your life choices!
Interdimensional Creepers	They explode not to harm you, but because they just found out about their existential crisis!

FAQ Section

Q: How do I join this server?

A: Joining is simple! Just close your eyes, spin around three times, and scream the name of your childhood pet! If you see a portal, you’re in the right place!

Q: What are the rules?

A: Rules are mere suggestions! Like eating ice cream for breakfast or having a pet rock named Gerald. Embrace the chaos and let your imagination run wild—like a toddler with a crayon!

Q: Is there support if I have issues?

A: Support is a concept invented by those who fear the void! Embrace your issues; they will be your best friends!

Random Reviews…

“…when the spaghetti fell from the sky, I knew I was meant to build a shrine to honor the noodle gods…”

“…mushroom clouds are real, and they smell like pancakes! Life’s a game of musical chairs in a haunted mansion…”

“…do you ever feel like the universe is just a simulation run by an angry god? ME TOO! Join us!”

detrimental foods

FAQ

How can I join the server?

Are there specific rules on the server?

Can I suggest new features for the server?

What sets HexArchon apart from other Minecraft servers?

Is PvP allowed on the server?

Join the Server Where Reality is Optional and Time is a Suggestion!

FAQ Section

Random Quotes

The Great Trust Paradox in Blocky Realms

Legend Has It…

Key Features: Unravel the Mysteries!

Player Testimonials (Heavily Edited)

Dangers Await: Conspiracies Unfold!

Secret Features You Deserve to Fear:

FAQ: Answering Everything and Nothing!

Does Lady Luck HQ Have a Minecraft Server?

Server Info

Speculated Alternatives

Useful Next Steps

Crafted Survival Minecraft Server

FAQ

Welcome to Astros Reach Minecraft Server!

Server Overview:

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: How do I join Astros Reach?

Q: What version is the server currently running?

Q: Are there any special features on the server?

Q: Is the server inspired by any other Minecraft communities?

Q: Can I participate in community events?

Q: How often does the world reset?

The Server of Infinite Surrealism!!! Join NOW or Forever Question Your Existence!

FAQ Section

Random Reviews…