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  • Crafty Catastrophes Co.

    Crafty Catastrophes Co.

    New Minecraft Servers

    🎮 Welcome to the MOST CHAOTIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! 🎮

    Why join us? Buckle up, because here are some absolutely ridiculous reasons that might just convince you (or not):

      • Eight-Legged Entity: Ever heard of the legendary Spider King who grants cursed wishes? Well, we found him! But don’t worry; all his magical gifts come with a 72-hour unbreakable curse. Want to spawn lightning every time you say “creeper”? Come on over and lose all your friends to the impending doom!

      • Grief with Gusto: Our server encourages ethical griefing. Unleash your creativity by building the most complicated and confusing mazes for unwitting newcomers! Notoriously, one player created a 30-block-high maze that ended in a suspiciously empty lava pit. It’s like a rite of passage here!

      • Villagers for President: Join us in our revolutionary motion to elect a Villager as server president. Who needs real politicians when you could have a fellow with a trade for seven wheat? Join the campaign and witness how the villagers will only trade with extreme items (think netherite swords for dirt).

      • The Infinite Toilet Route: Yes, you read that right. Who needs fast travel when you can build underground toilets to transport yourself anywhere? It’s the grossest way to navigate the world possible and totally not going to end in disaster. Remember, EVERYONE loves to hang out in a smelly sewer!

      • End Portal Raves: Twice a week, we hold massive parties at the End Portal where the DJ is a zombie that plays mob soundtracks. The ambiance is killer (literally and figuratively) as wraiths dance and skeletons provide backup vocals. Don’t ask how we get it all set up—just believe it’s magical!

      • Toxic Player Advice Club: We’ve turned bad advice into an art form! Ask any of our self-proclaimed experts about survival tips that definitely won’t work—like “always mine straight down for diamonds. Trust us!” Join today and enjoy glorious failure as a way of life!

      • Creeper-Con: Participate in the annual Creeper Convention, where the hottest trend is to wear disguises and pretend to be creepers until players discover they regret everything. Watch as friendships are dismantled and chaos ensues—all in the name of fun!

      • In-Sandity: Our land is literally made of mangled sandblocks that play mind games with you! Every time you manage to dig one out without exploding, you gain a temporary sense of invincibility, which is perfect for the explosive plans you’ll hatch while weeding through endless sandstorms!

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our community of lunacy and BROADCAST your most outrageous survival tales. Just remember: here, failure is just another type of success! 🎉🌌🔥

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • BadAdviceMC SMP

    BadAdviceMC SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans that will have you laughing until you cry!

    Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a group of players who are all about living life on the edge. From building giant statues of chickens to staging epic pig races, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    But that’s not all – we have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of candy. Will you be the one to find it?

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even encounter a talking llama or a dancing creeper along the way!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BadAdviceSMP

    BadAdviceSMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot fireballs, or if you want to trade with villagers who speak in Shakespearean insults.

    Our server is so crazy that even the creepers have started a dance troupe and perform synchronized explosions every night at midnight.

    So come on, join us and see if you can survive the chaos and madness that is our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • AbortionCraft Minecraft Server

    AbortionCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of worrying about politics and controversial topics like abortion? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have a strict “no politics” policy! That’s right, you can escape the real world drama and focus on building epic structures and battling creepers.

    But that’s not all! Our server is rumored to be the hiding place of the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those who find it. Join our server and embark on a quest to track down this elusive beast and claim your prize!

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that our server is home to the world’s largest virtual pizza party. That’s right, every Friday night we gather in the virtual world to chow down on pixelated pizza and have a blast with our fellow players.

    So why waste your time worrying about politics when you could be having the time of your life on our amazing Minecraft server? Join us today and let the fun begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • DateCraft SMP: Finally Getting Laid in Minecraft

    DateCraft SMP: Finally Getting Laid in Minecraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of going on dates in real life and getting low effort, low interest partners who never stick around? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, you can finally find true love and get laid in the most epic and pixelated way possible! Our server is filled with eligible Minecraft players who are ready to sweep you off your blocky feet and show you a good time. So why settle for inadequate real-life relationships when you can experience true ascension in the world of Minecraft? Join us now and start your journey to finding love and getting laid like never before!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • PupperPatrolCraft

    PupperPatrolCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server for the most epic hiking adventures with your virtual dog! Our server is so cool, even the weather forecast in-game is too hot for your dog to hike, just like in real life! But don’t worry, we have special virtual doggy hydration stations and cooling zones to keep your furry friend safe and happy while you explore the virtual wilderness.

    Plus, our community is full of dog-loving players who understand the importance of keeping your dog healthy and active. No age discrimination here, whether you’re in your late 30s or 80s, everyone is welcome to join in on the fun.

    And if anyone tries to make a joke about babying your dog, we’ll ban them faster than you can say “woof!” So come on over to our Minecraft server for some hiking, doggy adventures, and a whole lot of laughs. Just remember, the heat is nothing to mess with, even in the virtual world!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • $1CraftLand

    $1CraftLand

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of spending your hard-earned cash on boring stuff like a cup of coffee or a pack of gum? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can get a whole lot more for just 1 dollar! Join us and you’ll have the chance to trade that dollar for a magical unicorn that will protect you from creepers, or a diamond pickaxe that can mine entire mountains in one swing. And if you’re feeling really adventurous, you can even buy a ticket to the secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. So why waste your money on mundane things when you can have epic adventures on our server for just a buck? Join now and let the craziness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BorderCraft: Lukashenko’s Awkward Greeting

    BorderCraft: Lukashenko’s Awkward Greeting

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than Lukashenko and Ukraine! we may have troops on the border but we also have epic builds and crazy adventures waiting for you! come build your own dictatorship or start a revolution, the choice is yours! plus, Lukashenko himself will greet you on Independence Day, just make sure to bring some potatoes as a peace offering. join now for a wild ride that will make you forget all about international politics!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Dream Valley SMP: Where creepers wear suits and zombies do the floss.

    Dream Valley SMP: Where creepers wear suits and zombies do the floss.

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Custom Mod Pack Version Minecraft 1.21
    Age Requirement 18+
    Communication Voice mod in the server and Discord
    Discord Link Join Discord

    FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? Join the Discord linked above and open a ticket to get whitelisted.
    What is the minimum age requirement? 18+
    Is there any voice communication in the server? Yes, there is a voice mod in the server for communication.
    Can I invite friends to join the server? Yes, feel free to invite your friends who meet the age requirement.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • NikkeCraft – #2801 Minecraft Server

    NikkeCraft – #2801 Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Unit-01 going berserk? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate Evangelion collaboration experience! Join now and experience the chaos of YOU CAN (NOT) EVADE event, where you’ll have to battle angels and build your own NERV headquarters.

    But that’s not all, we have Full Burst Day every weekend where everything explodes in a burst of excitement! And don’t miss out on our Union Raid event where you team up with other players to take down the toughest enemies.

    And the special recruits? Asuka Shikinami Langley is waiting for you to join her squad, along with a free SR Misato Katsuragi! Plus, upcoming recruits like Rei Ayanami and Mari Makinami Illustrious will blow your mind.

    But wait, there’s more! Get your hands on exclusive costume passes like Naga’s Elegant Date or Asuka, Rei, and Mari’s Pilot in Summer. And coming soon, Leona’s Zoo Keeper costume pass will have you roaring with excitement!

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness of our Minecraft server and experience the Evangelion world like never before. And don’t forget to use the secret codes for extra rewards, because why not? Join now and let’s get building, EVA pilots!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP