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| Players: | 106/500 | Votes: | 2334 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Buildings Constructed: | 41 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 | Magical Moments Shared: | 8 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 | Endless Night Skies: | 3 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 50 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 6 |
join our epic minecraft server and experience the most insane adventures of your life! why should you join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little story. once upon a time, a player on our server found a secret chest filled with diamonds and emeralds, but when they tried to take it, a giant chicken came out of nowhere and challenged them to a dance-off. the player had to bust out their best moves to impress the chicken and win the treasure!
if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: on our server, you can ride pigs into battle against evil zombie villagers, build a roller coaster that goes straight to the moon, or even participate in a potato sack race with a group of friendly creepers.
plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll have a chance to meet the legendary llama king who will grant you three wishes – as long as one of those wishes is for more llamas.
so what are you waiting for? come join us on our minecraft server and prepare for the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures of your life!
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