🔥Detonating Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Why don’t creepers cum or masturbate when detonating, especially…

Birth, Childbirth, Considering, CREEPERS, Cum, Delivery, Detonating, Dildos, dont, empowerment, enjo, especially, Feels, feminism, fisting, Giving, green text, imageboard, Labor, many, Masturbate, Masturbation, medical procedures, midwifery, Motherhood, natural birth, orgasm, pain relief, Pleasure, r9k, ROBOT9000, ROBOT9001, Robots, sexual satisfaction, Sexuality, taboo, them.., when, Women, Women’s Health, xkcd

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	90/800	Votes:	9843
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Star Shards Collected:	177	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Mines Excavated:	2031
Chimeras Created:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Dimension Hops:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Welcome to our new Minecraft server where we ponder life’s greatest mysteries like why women don’t cum or masturbate while giving birth. Maybe it’s because they’re too busy fisting creepers or wielding massive diamond swords! Join us for a hilarious and unforgettable gaming experience.

PCNRaidz

Factions, Raiding

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	92/600	Votes:	3137
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Emeralds Found:	1057

We Are An OP Faction Server We Hope You Enjoy Your Gameplay On PCNRaidz

172.245.31.114

SoulPlex.Net

Creative, Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	109/500	Votes:	6559
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Crops Grown:	2524	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

Soulplex is an awesome minecraft server always with the latest version of the game. It has many modes such as Sky Block, Sky Wars, Factions, Survival, Creative etc.. We will be very glad if you come and play together with us! Have a nice time with our players and our friendly staff.

mc.soulplex.net

HydraCraft

Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Survival

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	103/600	Votes:	2064
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Holy Grails Found:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Love Letters Sent:	11
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Magic Items Found:	7992

DO NOT ask for Staff Rank You will be kicked if you ask please apply at website About the Server Hydra-Craft is a Minecraft Server with Custom Enchantments, Factions and PVP

What you Need to Know Chests cant be locked There is a Power death ban for 1 minute (if you lose all your power) Custom enchantments are achieved rarely by enchantment tables Difficulty is on HARD mode and DO NOT ask for a admin role please go to our website for applications Also Remember to Vote for $2000

23.95.116.41

D-Nexus

Creative, Economy, PvE, Survival

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	107/200	Votes:	4071
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Star Shards Collected:	284
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	1

“The lag is low; the uptime is high (24/7 of course); the plugins are balanced (yes, you have to earn those diamonds); the admins are more than competent; and the community is friendly except when it comes to the occasional murder and robbery. 9/10 would bang on people’s doors to recommend”

“Everyone is friendly and helpful, the plugins are a good balance between ‘fun’ and ‘challenging’, and the public areas (such as survival spawn, and the hub) are awe-inspiring — sometimes I’ll just wander around them to take in the sights. The staff is always quick to respond, whether it’s fixing a problem, listening to suggestions, or answering questions”

– Review posted by user(s)

mc.d-nexus.co:48627

TheBurgServer

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	99/500	Votes:	5170
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Meteorites Collected:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Void Armor Forged:	29	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

This multiplayer server is entirely Vanilla Minecraft. We have implemented a system of team PvP to help improve your experience and make us somewhat unique. Gather a team together and kill other players to advance to become the winners of the week. Each week a new prize is given out to the winning team. If teams are tied, they will fight it out in our custom-built Colosseum. Fights will be held there regularly if you are seeking to actually gain some items rather than just points. All items are given back to the victim if it is outside of the arena. You can play regular minecraft, but getting kills will earn you prizes and fame! Come on and join us!

main.theburgserver.com

Das Haifischbecken – Freebuild

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	98/400	Votes:	1628
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Animals Bred:	35
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Emeralds Found:	6406
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Shark tank!? We are Shark Tank, a community that has existed since the end of 2011. Many of our members’ contacts have led to real friendships. We hope that you will also make new acquaintances with us. In contrast to other servers, you will regularly meet our team in the game or Teamspeak and you will also have the opportunity to chat with us at any time. ————————————————————————————————- Server concept At the end of 2011, Shark Tank was created as a Bukkit server with only a few plugins. In the coming years, our server has been further developed to create an interesting and entertaining game world for every type of player. Based on our experiences, we set up a new server in early 2017 that will continue the Shark Tank tradition for a long time.

Enjoy Minecraft as it should be! ————————————————————————————————- Haifischbecken.net ༼っ◕‿◕༽

Haifischbecken.net

Sami Stine

Creative, Mini Games, Raiding, Skyblock

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	101/400	Votes:	4159
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Crops Grown:	1977
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Runes Activated:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10

Sami Stine

samistine.com

RedemptionTeams

Hardcore, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding, Survival

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	107/800	Votes:	801
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Falling into the Void:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	5

RedemptionTeams is a new, modern, and fresh Teams PvP server! With custom plug-ins, amazing staff, and new and improved PvP, we believe that RedemptionTeams really is the ULTIMATE PvP expierence. Whether you have played Teams before, or you are new to it, our server has an amazing progression. RedemptionTeams gives an amazing expierence, and we are VERY professional. We believe that our server has more to offer than any other Teams server on Minecraft.

redemptionkraft.mcph.co

eaveecraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival, Towny

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	104/200	Votes:	1209
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Magic Items Found:	3868	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

eaveecraft

play.eaveecraft.com

MCB-Factions

Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Raiding

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	97/1000	Votes:	3534
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	New Chunks Explored:	354737
Crops Grown:	5099	Mineshafts Explored:	4

MCB-Factions, the Faction server dedicated to you, we listen to our players and help provide the smoothest PvP experience possible. Our priority is fixing any bugs that may arise, they ruine the experience both for us and you.

We have plugins preventing all the most common Faction and PvP annoyances, such as pvp logging, border hopping and various cheaters. Join today and judge it for yourself! Key features: Anti-PvP logging , 20K border map, Friendly helpful staff, custom made spawn

Play.MCB-Factions.com