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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	2283
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Holy Grails Found:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	145	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	17

Welcome to our new Minecraft server where we ponder life’s greatest mysteries like why women don’t cum or masturbate while giving birth. Maybe it’s because they’re too busy fisting creepers or wielding massive diamond swords! Join us for a hilarious and unforgettable gaming experience.

BlazeNetwork

Economy, Factions, Prison, Survival

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	3758
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Runes Activated:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	64	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

Welcome at the server list of BlazeNetwork.

Everybody is welcome. Server-IP: play.blaze-network.net

Legal and Cracked Joinable with all 1.8 versions and 1.9

play.blaze-network.net

DrexelCraft

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	707
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Zombie Dances:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Secret Passages Found:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

We are a fun caring minecraft community server. We love our players. But we can`t love our players if we don`t have any. Come join us at DrexelCraft.com We have Creative, Kitpvp, Factions, SkyWars, SkyBlock, and Paintball

DrexelCraft.com

Mundus Returns [Modded, read the description]

Anarchypvp, Darkrpg, Faction Pvp, Factions, Factionspvp, mod, Modded, PvP, Roleplay, Roleplaysurvival, Semianarchy, Survival, VOICE, Voicechat, Voicechatmod, Voiceproximitychat

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	2514
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Gods Slained:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Mundus returns! The long awaited custom modpack that is working together with each other, making a unique experience that will give you an adventure unlike any other you’ve had in Minecraft. Choose your path, become more powerful, select skills that fit your playstyle, claim land and destroy your enemies!

This server requires a modpack download to join, which you can get here: legacy.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/mundus-returns/files

mundus.modded.fun

Twilight of the Rhomaioi – SMP Factions – 1.19.2 – Modded

Faction, Factions, Modded, Moddedserver, Moddedsurvival, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	119
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	20

Welcome to Twilight of the Rhōmaîoi

“The year is 1444 and the eyes of all of Christendom are once more focused on the Balkan Peninsula. The seemingly unstoppable expansion of the Ottoman Empire continues, with soul goal of extending their borders all the way to the Danube and beyond. Many have turned to the Papacy for salvation to the ever shrinking Christian states of the Balkans, hoping that a successful crusade could achieve what has been lost at Nikopolis decades before, driving the Turks out of Europe. Who would come victorious in the perpetual struggle of the Eastern Mediterranean, and can the relentless tide of fate be undone? Only time will tell.

Welcome to the Twilight of the Rhomaioi Modpack server. We are a minecraft modded server for 1.19.2. Our ModPack focuses mainly on bringing in the Late Medieval experience, We have;– Combat system based around Epic Knights and its two expansions Combat system based around Epic Knights and its two expansions Siege mechanics supported by Medieval Siege Machines mod Factions management, monument system, quests, ranks and prefixes of the Konquest plugin Creative Plots with World Edit for easy build designing Deep lore and regular events for every faction, with unique mechanics of Cardinal Collegium, Crusades and civil wars

Discord: https://discord.gg/zSH6CvNvjy

https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/twilight-of-the-rhomaioi.1982354

https://legacy.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/twilight-of-the-rhomaioi/files/5066028

Server for CurseForge and Technic Launcher.

213.170.135.100:25620

Lamp Traffic

PvP

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	8133
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6

Have you ever wanted a server to just hang out and fight people to the death? Well this is the server for you . With new maps and game modes being added constantly the lamp traffic server will always have something brand new for you to try. We have Ranked PvP, Team fights, creative builds, a dedicated staff, and are working on more server support right now. Remember to have fun and i will see you there! Server IP- LampTraffic.beastmc.com

LampTraffic.beastmc.com

BavariaZ Network

KitPvP, Mini Games, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	9170
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Hello, welcome to BavariaZ, we look forward to seeing you on our server soon. There is a lot on our server because we are an all-round server.

bavariaz.com

HaydzCraft

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Prison, Skyblock

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	8792
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Void Armor Forged:	22

HaydzCraft is a collection of servers consisting of Factions Pvp, Prison, Skyblock, Creative, and Kitpvp. With such a variety of servers, there is no limit to what you are able to do. We have friendly staff and a great community of dedicated players. come try us out today!

hub.haydzcraft.com

EverPvP.dk

Anarchy, Creative, Economy, FTB, Hardcore

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	1081
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	3785	Mythical Swords Crafted:	26
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10

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spil.everpvp.dk

Team Interrobang Multiverse

Creative, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	3160
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Team Interrobang’s Multiverse Server comes equipped with Survival, Creative, RPG, and HUB. Stop by for a good time!

teaminterrobang.com

BatatinhaSurvival

Casual, Discord, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	6438
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Chimeras Created:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Votes:	9051	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8

Come play survival [ 1.20 – 1.20.4 ] Of Quality! Get access to unique kits, tags, clans and quests. Release date 02/03/2024 new server, come dominate….

45.89.30.35:25808