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Players:	99/500	Votes:	2243
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1

Welcome to our new Minecraft server where we ponder life’s greatest mysteries like why women don’t cum or masturbate while giving birth. Maybe it’s because they’re too busy fisting creepers or wielding massive diamond swords! Join us for a hilarious and unforgettable gaming experience.

TrainWreckCraft: Where Modern Polish Trains Go to Ghana

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	7376
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where anything is possible!

Join us as we embark on a journey to sell modern Polish trains to Ghana and free them from their dependence on China. Watch as Asian companies get mad at our success and try to sabotage our train testing.

Witness the drama unfold as an (Asian-made) truck is accidentally left on the rails, only to be survived by our indestructible Polish train. Who knew that Polish trains don’t break in half after a light scratching like Asian stuff?

So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of this ridiculous adventure! Who knows what other crazy schemes we’ll come up with next!

MainstreamCraft: Where even your grandma is a pro gamer

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	5183
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Magic Items Found:	4775	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	18

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever lay your blocky hands on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft server that was so LEGENDARY, even the creepers were shaking in their pixelated boots. People from all over the world flocked to this server, drawn in by the promise of UNLIMITED DIAMONDS and ENDLESS ADVENTURES.

But that’s not all! Our server is so amazing that even the devs themselves are scratching their heads in confusion. They can’t understand how we got so popular, but hey, who cares when you’re having this much fun, am I right?

So come join us on this wild ride of block-building madness, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server in existence – join us now and prepare to have your mind blown!

Crafty Nazis: Building a Reich in Minecraft

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	8810
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	20

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because on this server, you can ride LLAMAS into battle and fight off hordes of evil RAINBOW SHEEP with your trusty diamond sword!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary DANCING CREEPER that will boogie down with you while you mine for diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret DIAMOND CHICKEN that lays golden eggs!

Join now and embark on a wild adventure filled with MAGIC, MAYHEM, and MINECRAFT MADNESS! Don’t miss out on the craziest server in town!

Pineal Gland Pals Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	7108
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Welcome to our totally not sketchy at all Minecraft server where all your wildest dreams can come true!

Join us and experience a world where your pineal gland is ALIVE and kicking! Say goodbye to adult responsibilities and hello to building epic structures and battling dragons with your fellow players.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to have a secret potion that can resurrect your pineal gland and bring back your inner childlike joy. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s embark on this crazy journey together. Who knows, you might even discover the true meaning of life while mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers.

CrazyCraft: Where the Top Schizos of /a/ Reign Supreme

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	7553
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Buildings Constructed:	28	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Dimension Hops:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We’ve got schizos galore on this server, making it the perfect place for all you thrill-seekers out there.

Join us if you want to witness the most epic battles between schizos in the Minecraft world. Watch as they build insane structures, destroy everything in their path, and unleash chaos like you’ve never seen before.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary schizo king, who rules over all with an iron fist (literally, he has an iron fist in the game). Join his army and conquer the Minecraft world together!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the madness. Who knows, you might even become one of the top schizos of all time!

Snapcraft: Where Creepers Send Dirty Messages

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	8931
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Void Armor Forged:	15
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Ores Mined:	6748
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing dirtier than our snap messages is the terrain! Join us for a wild ride filled with sexy adventures and scandalous shenanigans.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with sexy diamond armor. But beware, for the armor was cursed with the power of seduction! Players couldn’t resist showing off their new gear and soon, the entire server was embroiled in a fierce fashion show competition. Who knew Minecraft could be so sexy?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Dirty Pig, a mischievous creature who loves to prank unsuspecting players by covering their builds in mud. Will you be the next victim of the Dirty Pig’s antics?

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for some dirty fun and sexy surprises along the way!

CraftyCrossposters: LOL Minecraft Server for Anons & Memers!

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	7815
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Crops Grown:	5206	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the adventures never end and the fun never stops! Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because we have everything you could ever want and more!

Join us and embark on INSANE quests, battle fierce mobs, and build the most EPIC structures you can imagine. But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop diamonds when you feed them cake. Yes, you heard that right, flying pigs!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that only the bravest adventurers can conquer its challenges and claim the riches within. Will you be one of them?

So what are you waiting for? Join our LEGENDARY Minecraft server today and experience a world like no other. Trust us, it’s worth every penny to escape the pozzed world and enter a realm of pure AWESOMENESS!

Pixelated Sushi Showdown: RIP Japanese Video Game

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	2662
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Say goodbye to boring Japanese video games and hello to a world of endless possibilities and hilarious adventures!

Join our server and defeat evil pixelated sushi monsters that are trying to take over the virtual world! Build your own giant robot to protect your pixelated kingdom and show those sushi monsters who’s boss!

But that’s not all! Dive into our virtual hot spring and relax after a long day of battling pixelated foes. Or challenge other players to a dance-off in our virtual disco club!

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to Japanese video games and hello to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join now and let the craziness begin!

Minecraft Mayhem: WoW Edition

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	7926
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Elemental Crystals Collected:	57	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Crops Grown:	8516	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Ever wanted to ride a DRAGONFLIGHT in Minecraft? Well, now you can! Our server is filled with WOWCAST DEVELOPER CHAT where you can chat with the developers while mining for diamonds.

Join us for the TWW WARBANDS FEATURE OVERVIEW event where you can battle it out with other players in intense PvP battles. And don’t forget about the DYNAMIC FLIGHT UPDATE, where you can soar through the skies on your very own dragon mount.

But wait, there’s more! We have a Summer Trading Post where you can trade rare items and gear up for your next adventure. And if you’re feeling nostalgic, check out our Remix: Pandaria event where you can relive the glory days of Mists of Pandaria raids.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft server and embark on the craziest adventures you’ve ever seen! Who needs regular old Minecraft when you can join us for the ultimate gaming experience?

ArrangedCraft: Where mom and dad’s love story meets blocks and adventures!

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	2123
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of arranged marriages and terrible relationships! Join us for a wild ride filled with insults, scolds, and complete b*tchiness – just like your dad!

Imagine a world where you can build your own house and not worry about your dad making fun of your mom for being “fat” (even though he’s fatter)! Explore our server where even grandma gets in on the action, constantly telling mom to do something about her freckles.

But don’t worry, our server is a safe space where you can stand up for yourself, unlike poor mom who takes all the crap from dad. Witness epic arguments and emotional breakdowns that will make you grateful for your own family dynamics.

So why wait? Join our server now and build your own happy virtual family, where you can escape the drama and create your own story – without the threat of being left homeless by your dad after he gets all of you married off! It’s a Minecraft world like no other, filled with twists and turns that will make you appreciate your own family drama a little bit more.