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SkiPatrolShowdown

#youtube, accident, care, colorado, Confrontation, Expert, family vacation, first time skiing, Florida, green trails, Mountain, overreacted, RECKLESS, Ski Patrol, ski patrol officers, skiing, SkiPatrolShowdown, Son, Support, Utah

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	3306
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	44	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Runes Activated:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as that guy who crashed into my son on the slopes? Look no further! Our server is filled with adrenaline-pumping adventures and unexpected twists, just like that ski collision!

Join us for a ski-themed Minecraft experience where you can race down virtual mountains, build snow forts, and even encounter rogue skiers who may or may not crash into you (just kidding, safety first!).

And don’t worry, our ski patrol is always on the lookout for troublemakers, so you can rest assured that your virtual ski trip will be as safe as possible. Plus, if anyone tries to ruin your fun, you can report them just like I did on the slopes!

So come join us on our server and let’s make some epic memories together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even run into that reckless skier from the slopes and give him a piece of your mind (virtually, of course). See you on the slopes!

OuchMyMinecraftSMP

bodily pain, body ache, body discomfort, body fatigue, body pain, body soreness, body tension, Chronic pain, muscle soreness, Muscle Stiffness, muscle tension, OuchMyMinecraftSMP, physical discomfort, physical pain, sore arms, sore back, sore feet, sore joints, sore legs, sore neck, sore shoulders

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	566
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the best thing since sliced bread! Like, my grandma’s pet rock joined and now it’s the mayor of the server, can you believe it?? And don’t even get me started on the secret underground roller coaster that leads to a magical land of talking chickens.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special potion that makes you fly like a majestic unicorn, and if you join now, you’ll get a free diamond sword that shoots laser beams. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on all the wacky shenanigans that happen on this server. So come on, what part of your body hurts right now? Join us and let’s have a blast together! #minecraftSMP #craziness #unicornsanddiamonds 🦄💎🤪

CreeperExReturnsLOL

Breakup, Closure, closure conversation, Communication, Conversation, CreeperExReturnsLOL, emotions, ex, feelings, forgiveness, healing, love, moving on, past, reconciliation, Reflection, relationship, second chance, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	8517
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Enchantments Applied:	102	Magic Items Found:	5144
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Alien Abductions:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Join our Minecraft server and avoid awkward conversations with your ex! Our server is so addictive, they won’t even have time to bother you. Plus, we have a secret potion that turns all your exes into friendly villagers who will do your bidding. So come join us and say goodbye to ex drama forever!

CraftySyrianPrez Minecraft Server

authoritarianism, Civil unrest, Conflict, constitution, CraftySyrianPrez, de facto leader, Democracy, Dictatorship, Government, human rights violations, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Oppression, Politics, power grab, president, Rebellion, regime change, Server, Syria, Unrest, War

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	5755
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	87
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	259	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Falling into the Void:	2

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE SYRIA BUT WITHOUT ALL THE DRAMA. OUR LEADER IS A CREEPER WHO DECLARES HIMSELF PRESIDENT AND BLOWS UP THE CONSTITUTION. JOIN US FOR CHAOS AND EXPLOSIONS GALORE. BUILD YOUR OWN BUNKER AND SURVIVE THE MADNESS. WHO NEEDS A RULEBOOK ANYWAY?COME JOIN THE FUN BEFORE THE CREEPER PRESIDENT CHANGES HIS MIND AGAIN.

CraftyPutinVsZelenskyy

communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, CraftyPutinVsZelenskyy, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, direct talks, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, Kremlin, Négotiation, peace talks, political leaders, putin, refusal, russia, summit, Tensions, Ukraine, War, zelenskyy

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	5082
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where putin and zelenskyy can settle their beef in a virtual world! build a house, mine for diamonds, and maybe even negotiate peace treaties with other players! who needs real life when you can have all the drama and action in our server? plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from any political conflicts that may arise. join now and be part of the madness!

Cubed Brain Impairment – MineCraft Server

aging brain, blood disorders, Brain, Brain Age, brain development, brain function, brain health, cognitive decline, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, Cognitive Impairment in Sickle Cell Anaemia, Cubed, Disease Progression, Economic Deprivation, health disparities, Health Inequality, impairment, Medical research, Medical Studies, mental decline, Minecraft, neurological disorders, Server, Sickle Cell Anaemia, socioeconomic factors

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	6805
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Magic Items Found:	4326
Potions Brewed:	39	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, it will make ur brain explode with excitement! we got crazy builds, insane mini games, and a community that will make u laugh till u cry!

but wait, there’s more! joining this server will actually make u smarter! ya, u heard me right! our scientists have discovered that playing on our server increases ur brain age and cognitive abilities! say goodbye to being a potato and hello to being a genius!

not only that, but we also have a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the server! legend says that whoever finds it will gain eternal glory and riches beyond their wildest dreams! are u up for the challenge?

so what r u waiting for? join our server now and experience the wildest, craziest, and most mind-blowing minecraft adventure of ur life! trust me, u won’t regret it!

Stellar Haven – Space Odyssey 1.21

Axel Syrios, Banzoin Hakka, Crimzon Ruze, Gaming, Gavis Bettel, Goldbullet, Graduated members, Haven, Holostars, Holostars EN, Josuiji Shinri, Jurard T Rexford, Livestream, Machina X Flayon, Magmaboard, Music, Octavio, odyssey, Regis Altare, songs playlist, Space, Stellar, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	6445
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Ores Mined:	9352
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Dragons Tamed:	1

Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a creeper on Red Bull, then look no further! We’ve got more beloved blue birthday boys than you can shake a diamond sword at! And don’t even get me started on the schedule – it’s more jam-packed than a chest full of enchanted golden apples!

Join us and you’ll be partying with Regis Altare, Axel Syrios, Gavis Bettel, Machina X Flayon, Banzoin Hakka, Josuiji Shinri, Jurard T Rexford, Goldbullet, Octavio, and Crimzon Ruze! These legends will make your Minecraft experience more lit than a nether portal on fire!

Plus, we’ve got OP templates, graduated members, a sick playlist of songs, and even a Magmaboard for all your lava needs! So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare for the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! #YOLO #MinecraftMadness #BelovedBlueBirthdayBoys

Yankee-Free Eats Minecraft Server

American made food, Boycott, Canada-US relations, Canadian consumers, consumer activism, cross-border trade, Eats, economic impact, economic nationalism, economic patriotism, food imports, Food Industry, food supply chain, import tariffs, international trade, market disruption, Minecraft, political tension, protectionism, Server, tariff threat, trade dispute, trade war, YankeeFree

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	776
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Endless Night Skies:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Villages Defended:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Votes:	2675	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, seriously, you gotta join cuz it’s, like, so lit.

imagine this: you spawn in and you’re surrounded by, like, giant flying tacos and the grass is made of cotton candy. yeah, that’s right, cotton candy grass.

and, like, the mobs are all wearing top hats and monocles, cuz they’re fancy like that. oh, and did i mention the diamonds are actually made of chocolate? yeah, that’s right, chocolate diamonds.

plus, there’s, like, this secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can find. so, like, if you wanna be part of the cool kids club, you gotta join this server.

oh, and did i mention that every time you mine a block, a rainbow shoots out? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and experience the most insane Minecraft server ever created. trust me, you won’t regret it.

GulfOfMexicoCraft

CHANGE, Communication, controversy, Digital, Diplomacy, geography, GOOGLE, Government, Gulf of America, GulfOfMexicoCraft, international relations, Latin America, letter, mexico, North America, Politics, president, protest, SOVEREIGNTY, Technology, territorial dispute

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	2494
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Votes:	3190	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Towns Built:	1

so, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, man. it’s like if mexico’s president was gonna send a letter to google about changing the gulf of america to the gulf of mexico, but in minecraft form. like, imagine a world where the gulf of america is actually a thing, but it’s full of diamonds and emeralds and all that good stuff.

join this server if you wanna be part of the epic quest to convince google to change the name of the gulf of america to the gulf of mexico in minecraft. like, who wouldn’t wanna be part of that, right? plus, there’s like a secret underground base where you can find all the rarest loot and stuff.

so yeah, join this server if you wanna be part of the most epic adventure ever. who knows, maybe one day google will actually change the name of the gulf of america to the gulf of mexico because of us. that would be like, totally rad, man.

CraftyCanna Pain Relief Server

addiction risks, Alternative, Cannabidiol, cannabigerol, cannabinol, Cannabis, CBD, cbg, cbn, Chemicals, Chronic pain, CraftyCanna, mind-altering, opioids, Pain, pain signaling, peripheral nervous system, protein, reduced activity, Relief, Server

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	6872
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Emeralds Found:	9819	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Dimension Hops:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	2

Join our epic Minecraft server where we have magical cannabis plants that can cure all your pain! Forget about opioids, just smoke some CBD, CBG, or CBN and you’ll be pain-free in no time. Plus, our special plants can even reduce the activity of proteins that cause pain in your nervous system. So come on over and get high on healing on our server!