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  • HatePineapplePizza – Minecraft SMP

    HatePineapplePizza – Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! We have flying pigs that shoot rainbows out of their butts and diamond trees that grow pizza slices instead of leaves. And get this, the creepers wear party hats and throw confetti instead of exploding! It’s like a never-ending party up in here.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco room where the villagers breakdance and the zombies do the electric slide. And every full moon, a magical unicorn spawns in the center of the map and grants wishes to anyone who can catch it. I wished for a pet dragon and now I ride it around like a boss.

    So if you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz, come join us on this wild and wacky SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • NoH8JustM8Craft

    NoH8JustM8Craft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of hearing “it is what it is” all the time? Join our Minecraft server and escape the monotony of boring catchphrases! On our server, we have a secret underground society of villagers who have banned the use of any overused expressions. They communicate solely through interpretive dance and elaborate hand gestures. Join us and never hear those dreaded words again!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • HateWatchinSMP

    HateWatchinSMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG, like, have you ever been watching a movie and then this one actor or actress comes on screen and you’re just like NOPE, I can’t deal with this person? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, we have this one player who is like the equivalent of that annoying actor/actress. But, like, in a good way, you know? Like, they’re so bad at building stuff that it’s actually hilarious to watch. It’s like a trainwreck, you can’t look away!

    So, if you’re into watching someone fail miserably at Minecraft but still somehow manage to make you laugh, then you HAVE to join our server. Plus, we have this crazy story about how this player once accidentally blew up their entire base with TNT because they thought it was a firework show. It was epic, let me tell you. And don’t even get me started on the time they tried to tame a wild wolf and ended up getting chased around the map for hours. Good times, good times.

    So, yeah, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft SMP with a cast of characters that will make you question your sanity, then come join us! It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, I promise you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for some serious facepalming moments.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • HateNormalityCraft

    HateNormalityCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of “normal” Minecraft servers that bore you to tears? Well, look no further because our server is anything but normal! Join us if you despise the mundane and crave the outrageous!

    On our server, you’ll find pigs that can fly, chickens that can dance, and cows that tell jokes (trust us, they’re udderly hilarious). Our friendly community of players will welcome you with open arms and maybe even a virtual hug or two.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the elusive Nether Kitten, a fiery feline with a taste for adventure.

    So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle, build a castle out of candy canes, and have a dance party with a creeper? Don’t settle for normal, come join us and experience the wacky world of Minecraft like never before!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • NoBandSMPHate

    NoBandSMPHate

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG, like, if you can’t stand the band “Creeper’s Delight” then you HAVE to join our Minecraft SMP! They totally invaded our server once and started playing their awful music non-stop. We had to fight them off with diamond swords and TNT, it was epic! So if you wanna join a server where we kick out annoying bands and have crazy battles, come join us! Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats, it’s wild, man. So come on, join us and let’s take down those pesky bands together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP