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NoTofuPlz – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	2322
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Farms Harvested:	997
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	4

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most lit place ever! We have a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds and emeralds, and we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves to blow stuff up LOL. Plus, our admin is a wizard who can summon dragons and unicorns, it’s totally wild!

But like, the best part is the food we have in this SMP. We have a rule that you can’t eat potatoes because they’re actually alien spies trying to take over the world. And if you even mention carrots, you have to do a dance-off with a zombie to prove your loyalty to the server. It’s crazy, but so much fun!

So yeah, if you’re looking for a totally bonkers Minecraft SMP where anything goes, you gotta join us. Just be prepared for the chaos and the random dance parties with skeletons, it’s a blast!

This Minecraft Server Rocks

anger, annoyance, confusion, Contempt, detest, disbelief, disdain, dislike, emotions, exasperation, Frustration, hate, Irritation, Loathing, Lyrics, Minecraft, Music, Negativity, Repetition, Repulsion, rocks, Server, song

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	253
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Mines Excavated:	2508
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	65	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Star Shards Collected:	121	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated skyscrapers. Yes, you read that right. Llamas building skyscrapers. Need I say more?

2. Our server has a magical forest where the trees grow diamond blocks instead of leaves. Want to get rich quick? Just take a stroll through the forest and start mining those diamond trees!

3. We have a PvP arena where players battle it out riding on giant chickens armed with explosive eggs. It’s like a chicken rodeo, but with a lot more chaos and a lot more feathers flying everywhere.

4. Our server has a hidden treasure chest that contains the rarest item in the game: a golden potato. Legend has it that whoever possesses this golden potato will have unlimited power and riches. Will you be the one to find it?

So, how can you hate THIS? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have!

Hate Her Minecraft Server

abhor, animosity, antipathy, aversion, Conflict, Contempt, despise, detest, disagreement, disdain, dislike, enmity, feud, grudge, hate, hostility, loathe, Minecraft, Repulsion, Resentment, Rivalry, Server

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	5416
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Runes Activated:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	105
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Love Letters Sent:	19

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate place for chaos and hilarity! Join us and witness the epic battle between a llama and a chicken for the title of server king. Watch as players ride pigs into battle while wearing nothing but pumpkin helmets. Explore our custom-built world where every tree is secretly a disguised creeper waiting to explode. And don’t forget to participate in our weekly dance-off competitions where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted potato! So why does she hate her it so much bro? Because she hasn’t joined our server yet and experienced the madness for herself!

HateradeCraft

abhor, adversary, animosity, Contempt, description, despise, detest, dislike, ENEMY, gossip, HateradeCraft, hatred, hostility, Loathing, NEGATIVE, repugnant, Repulsive, Resentment, rival, Rumors, Unfriendly

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	1702
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Votes:	4566
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	6

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and madness! We have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, diamond pickaxes that can mine entire mountains in one swing, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers know how to bust a move.

People who hate you would describe you as the ultimate Minecraft master, a legend among players who can build a castle out of dirt in mere seconds and tame dragons with just a wink. They would tell their friends about the epic battles you’ve won against hordes of zombies and skeletons, and how you once rode a llama into battle wearing a suit made entirely of gold blocks.

So come join our server and become a part of the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft community out there. Who knows, you might even become the stuff of legends yourself!

HateHypeFoodCraft

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	7257
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	New Chunks Explored:	784737
Dimension Hops:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	78
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Votes:	8760
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2

Are you tired of being judged for hating a popular food? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a whole village dedicated to people who despise pineapple on pizza! Join us and build your own anti-pineapple fortress to protect yourself from the pineapple-loving mobs. Who knew a food preference could lead to such epic battles in the world of Minecraft? Join now and show the world that pineapple on pizza will never reign supreme!

SMP HaterBlocker77

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	578
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with basic names? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where the only rule is to have a ridiculous name that will make everyone laugh. From “StinkyPickle” to “FartFaceMcGee”, we’ve got it all!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary “Troll King”, who roams the land pranking unsuspecting players with his epic tricks and traps. Rumor has it, if you can out-troll the Troll King, you’ll be rewarded with a magical diamond pickaxe that never breaks.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and show off your ugliest, funniest name while battling it out with the Troll King for ultimate bragging rights!

Mutie-Free Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	3077
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Emeralds Found:	1107	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	173

Are you tired of mutant creatures ruining your Minecraft experience? Well, fear not because on our server, we have a strict no mutant policy! No more dealing with creepy creepers or pesky skeletons with extra limbs. Join us and say goodbye to muties once and for all!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all the feathered friends in the land. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited chicken nuggets for life!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether, where the lava flows like water and the pigmen ride around on flying pigs. But be warned, the Nether is also home to the infamous Cactus Queen, who will challenge you to a game of cactus dodgeball for the ultimate prize of a diamond-encrusted cactus crown.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other!

HateQsMinecraftSMP

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	6625
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
New Chunks Explored:	58846	Gods Slained:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a rollercoaster ride on steroids! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, riding pigs into battle, and building a house made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?). Say goodbye to mundane questions like “What’s your favorite color?” and hello to epic quests like “Can you defeat the evil llama king and save the village from certain doom?” So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride you’ll never forget!

Hatecraft – Trendy-Free Zone

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	2337
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Buildings Constructed:	42
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Ores Mined:	2806

Are you tired of all those basic Minecraft servers with their boring old rules and regulations? Do you want to join a server where the only rule is to have a good time? Look no further, because our server is the place for you!

Imagine a world where pigs can fly, creepers are actually friendly, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party. On our server, anything is possible, even riding a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of brave adventurers to join him on epic quests. Rumor has it that he once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a handful of dirt. Will you be the next hero to join his ranks?

So why wait? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who knows what crazy shenanigans await you in this wacky world of wonder and whimsy!

GrownUpGripesMC

abhorrence, Adulthood, adulthood struggles, adulting, aging, Challenges, changes, detest, disapproval, disdain, dislike, Frustrations, getting older, growing up, GrownUpGripesMC, Hating;, Life, Loathing, Maturity, Resentment, responsibilities

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	2327
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Void Armor Forged:	24
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Animals Bred:	19	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Star Shards Collected:	141
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Alien Abductions:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7

Are you tired of adulting and responsibilities? Do you miss the carefree days of your childhood? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to boring grown-up stuff like bills and taxes.

On our server, you can build a house made entirely out of candy, ride unicorns through fields of rainbow sheep, and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. Our community is filled with fellow adults who refuse to let go of their inner child, so you’ll fit right in.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs, and every block is a dance floor. And rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a friendly Ender Dragon.

So why wait? Join our server now and let your imagination run wild. Who needs adulthood when you can have this much fun in Minecraft?

Tree Diversity Heatwave

Biodiversity, boreal forests, climate change, climate variability, Diversity, ecological balance, ecological response, ecosystem, environmental impact, extreme heat, forest dynamics, forest ecology, forest health, forest management, global warming, heatwave, plant communities, species richness, Temperature, temperature sensitivity, Tree, tree diversity, warming

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	1175
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3529	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Mines Excavated:	4870

LOL join dis epic minecraft server where trees be gettin’ all diverse in da boreal forests, yo! But watch out, cuz if it get too hot, dem trees be like “nah fam, we outta here!” Come join da fun and see if you can survive da extreme heat and keep dem trees happy. Plus, rumor has it dat if you find da secret enchanted tree, you’ll unlock special powers like flyin’ and shootin’ fireballs outta yo hands. So come on, what you waitin’ for? Join now and let’s get crazy in da forest, baby!

Incest Whore Minecraft Server

Abuse, anger, Boundaries, counseling, disgust, family, forgiveness, Frustration, healing, Incest, mental health, Minecraft, Recovery, relationship, self-care, Server, sick, Support, taboo, Therapy, Trauma, whore

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	8254
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Are you tired of dealing with creepy villagers trying to marry their cousins in Minecraft? Look no further! Join our server where we have banned all forms of incest and promote healthy relationships between villagers. No more awkward family reunions at the village square, just pure, wholesome fun! Plus, our server is filled with hilarious mini-games and events that will have you laughing until your diamond armor falls off. So say goodbye to the incest drama and hello to a new, wacky adventure on our server!

Cuck Thread v2 Minecraft SMP

Bull, cuck, cuckold, exhibitionism, experiences, FANTASY, fetish, hotwife, Humiliation, Infidelity, interracial, kink, Minecraft, Pictures, relationship, Roleplay, Share, smp, Submission, taboo, Thread, voyeurism

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	3341
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Star Shards Collected:	128
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Ores Mined:	2275	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	7502
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where you can share all your cuckolding adventures and pics! Join us for a truly unique gaming experience where you can build, mine, and swap partners all in one place. Our community is full of hilarious stories and outrageous shenanigans that will have you laughing until your diamonds fall out. So come on over and join the fun – just make sure to bring your sense of humor (and maybe a spare set of armor)!

TestCopyDeny Minecraft Server

accommodations, aunt’s perspective, Challenges, Cheating, dyslexia, extra time, family conflict, Help, Humiliation, low-grade, Minecraft, reading difficulties, RESPONSIBILITY, rules, scholarship, school struggles, Server, strict teacher, test copying, TestCopyDeny, Understanding, WHAP class

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	852
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Divine Spears Created:	16
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	49
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Astral Projections Made:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace dyslexia and turn it into a superpower! Join us for a unique gaming experience where reading difficulties are no match for our epic adventures.

Imagine a world where dyslexic players have special abilities that make them unstoppable in battles and quests. Our server is filled with challenges that will test your skills and creativity, all while celebrating the unique talents of our dyslexic community.

Join now and become a dyslexic warrior, fighting against the odds and proving that nothing can hold you back. Who needs to copy answers when you have the power of dyslexia on your side?

So come on, join us on this wild ride and show the world that dyslexia is not a limitation, but a superpower waiting to be unleashed in the world of Minecraft!

Lost & Found Funhouse

apartment building, Cartier ring, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, ethical dilemma, found items, funhouse, honest intentions, Interaction, Jewellery, Lost, lost and found, lost item, misunderstanding, moral dilemma, returning items, returning lost items, social etiquette, student apartment complex, valuable items

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	255
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	35
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Alien Abductions:	0
Towns Built:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Just like the girl who lost her ring, our players are always causing a scene and making outrageous demands.

Join us and experience the thrill of returning lost items in a virtual world, where you can lock your door and run to grab the item while someone screams at you from the other side. Who needs reality TV when you can witness this kind of drama on our server?

So if you’re looking for a server where every interaction is a rollercoaster ride of emotions, join us now! Just remember, size three gold Cartier rings are not included in the game.

FamSaysStayCrafty – Minecraft SMP

advice, ancestral knowledge, cherished advice, cherished memories, enduring lessons, familial bonds, family, family traditions, FamSaysStayCrafty, generational wisdom, guidance, influence, life lessons, lifelong guidance, Memories, Minecraft, parental advice, smp, Support, upbringing, VALUES, wisdom, words of wisdom

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	5430
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Animals Bred:	54
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Alien Abductions:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the most epic and chaotic survival adventure of your life! Our server is filled with crazy challenges, hilarious pranks, and unexpected twists that will keep you on your toes at all times.

One time, Uncle Bob told me to always carry a bucket of lava with me in Minecraft because you never know when you might need to roast some marshmallows or fend off a pesky creeper. And let me tell you, that advice has saved my blocky butt more times than I can count!

So if you’re looking for a server where anything can happen and where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosive traps), then come join us and let the madness begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’s gonna be a blast!

CraftyFamLove

acceptance, appreciation, Bonding, Communication, Connection, CraftyFamLove, Empathy, family dynamics, family traditions, Gratitude, growth, love, Maturity, Nostalgia, patience, perspective, Reflection, Respect, Understanding, VALUES

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	3373
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Astral Projections Made:	1
Emeralds Found:	5623	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Void Armor Forged:	30

Are you tired of your family constantly nagging you to do chores and be responsible? Well, have I got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to real-life responsibilities!

On our server, you can build your dream castle without your mom telling you to clean your room. You can mine for diamonds without your dad asking you to take out the trash. And best of all, you can team up with other players to defeat the Ender Dragon without your annoying little sister interrupting you!

So come join us and experience a world where the only family drama you have to deal with is trying to decide who gets the last piece of cake in the virtual cafeteria. Trust me, once you start playing, you’ll be grateful for every annoying thing your family does because it brought you to this amazing Minecraft server!

LebCraft: No Iran Soldiers!

Attacks, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, Fight, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, hezbollah, international relations, iran, Iranian government, Israel, lebanon, LebCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East crisis, Military, regional conflict, SECURITY, soldiers, Tensions

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	3790
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	9632
Dragon Scales Harvested:	468	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

so, like, u know how iran is all like, “we ain’t gonna send no soldiers to fight israel”? well, u know where u can send soldiers to fight israel? on our EPIC minecraft server, duh! join us and be part of the most intense battles in lebanon, but, like, in minecraft form! we got crazy weapons, insane builds, and, like, the best community ever. so, like, forget about real life drama and come join the fun on our server. trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!

Blocky Peen Palace

anatomy studies, average penis length, blocky, body image, genitalia, human body, male anatomy, male confidence, male health, male reproductive system, male sexuality, male stereotypes, measurement accuracy, medical misinformation, Medical research, Palace, Peen, physical appearance, reported length, self esteem, sexual performance, size discrepancy, size perception

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	4541
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	1017
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	3

yo, u gotta join this minecraft server cuz we got the longest penises in the game, like seriously, they’re so long they can reach the end of the world and back. plus, we got flying pigs that poop diamonds and llamas that spit out rainbow-colored slime balls. if u wanna experience the true meaning of chaos and hilarity, then this server is where u need to be. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the giant chickens that roam the land, they may look cute but they’ll peck ur eyes out if u get too close. join now and prepare for the wildest ride of ur life!

Quantum Time Warp – Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	855
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	35	Meteorites Collected:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Crops Grown:	1307
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Divine Spears Created:	25	Dragon Scales Harvested:	207
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	4783
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

lol u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where time goes backwards and u can undo all ur mistakes? well, this server is like that but in real life! we got quantum physics experiments happening left and right, finding evidence of negative time and stuff. join us and u can be a time traveler in minecraft, going back to fix all the times u fell in lava or got blown up by a creeper. it’s like living in a sci-fi movie but with blocks and zombies. come join the fun and mess with time on our server, it’s a trip you won’t forget!