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VibezzMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Custom Items Custom Mobs Custom World Age-Gated Community Friendly Adventure PvP Minigames Economy Roleplay Creative Factions Skyblock Hardcore Pixelmon Skywars Prison Whitelisted

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	5640
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Mines Excavated:	1504
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Adult Age-Gated Minecraft Server! Entrance is mandatory age gate! Friendly community + Survival + Custom Items Custom Mobs + Custom World + No Planned Resets

play.vibezzmc.com

Enderbyte09s Server

Chill, collaborative development, Community, Enderbyte09s, family friendly, Minecraft, Parkour, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	3906
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Star Shards Collected:	280	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	7977	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12

A fun, chill, family friendly, near-vanilla survival server. We have a small, kind community. This server prizes collaborative development. We also have a small selection of parkour.

enderbyteprograms.net

Mitch McConnell Not Doing So Well Minecraft Server

concerns, CONSERVATIVE, current events, Government, health issues, Health Update, Illness, kentucky, leadership, mcconnell, Minecraft, mitch, Mitch McConnell, News, not doing well, Politics, public figure, Recovery, REPUBLICAN, sad, Senate Majority Leader, Server, update, US Senate

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	3535
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Potions Brewed:	148
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Alien Abductions:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and diamond armor-wearing chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of the rarest blocks. Rumor has it that if you can find him, he’ll grant you three wishes – but be careful what you wish for!

Oh, and did we mention that our server is haunted? That’s right, haunted by the ghost of Steve’s failed creeper farm. Legend has it that if you build a new creeper farm in the same spot, Steve’s ghost will come back to haunt you with explosions galore!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Country Trader Minecraft SMP

/pol/tards, Country, FAGGOT, fled, iran, lmao, Minecraft, Role Model, russia, smp, sold his country, trader..

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	2502
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Crops Grown:	2828	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	148	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky SMP where the owner once sold his country to Russia and Iran just for funsies. He then fled like a faggot, but hey, who hasn’t done that at least once in their Minecraft career? Plus, he’s a role model for all the /pol/tards out there, so you know this server is gonna be a wild ride. Come join us for some crazy shenanigans and questionable decision-making!

AutoEconomy

buy and sell, christmas, Community, early access, Economy, enemies, Events, Factions, Friends, gameplay, Goods, java edition, Land claiming, multiplayer, proximity voice chat, PvP, server hosting, Survival, Trading, Vanilla

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	8705
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Star Shards Collected:	251
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

A vanilla+ economy survival server. You can use proximity vc, claim plots of land, buy and sell goods, make friends, kill enemies. Going into early access THIS CHRISTMAS.

Edition: Java Version: 1.20.1

51.79.46.224

Crafty Creators Minecraft Server

agdg, AGDG resources, amateur game development, Archive, Crafty, Creators, Demo Days, gamedev experience, helpful links, Minecraft, obsproject, Server, steam games, VG, webm, webmcam, WebMConverter

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	9534
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Towns Built:	9
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	9215

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, insane builds, and non-stop laughter.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and discovered a secret underground city filled with diamonds and gold. But beware, the city was guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers who loved to play pranks on unsuspecting players.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who loves to challenge players to epic battles. Rumor has it, if you defeat the dragon, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now for the gamedev experience of a lifetime! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, anything can happen in this wacky world of Minecraft madness.

/TWG/ – Total War General Minecraft SMP

#1d6chan, Android, appstore, gameplay video, general, Gorbad, Hotfix 5.3.1, Ios, LEGIO COMITATENSES, Minecraft, News, Older Titles, Omens of Destruction Trailer, play store, Previous thread, Roll Charts, smp, Steam, TOTAL, total war, total war empire, Total War General, Total War: Warhammer III, twg, War

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	6586
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Herobrine Sightings:	8

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory? Well, look no further because our server is like a cross between Herobrine’s haunted mansion and a village full of derpy villagers!

Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and more drama than a soap opera in the Nether. We’ve got alliances forming faster than you can say “diamond sword”, and betrayals that will make you question your trust in your fellow players.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face. Rumor has it that Notch himself logs on just to watch the chaos unfold.

So come on down to our server and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity, because things are about to get…blocky.

Pluto

Adventure, Bedwars, Community, Creative, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, Network, OITC, Plugins, PvE, PvP, Pvpve, Roleplay, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	2646
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	190	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	3

PlutoFR (Or Pluto Network) is a multi gamemode based server, it includes: Skywars, 1v1, OITC, KitPVP, FFA and more (More releasing soon – Planned: Bedwars and Factions)

(or, you can join us through our direct ip -> 213.170.135.187)

mc.pluto.city

BlockyBoys Minecraft Server

#2470, 79712253, BlockyBoys, career choices, computer edition, employment, fbf, job market, Job Opportunities, job roles, job satisfaction, Job Search, job types, Jobs, Minecraft, neet lifestyle, neets, Nonnys, r9gay, Server, threadly question, working at the computer

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	6369
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Buildings Constructed:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	128

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where you can live out your wildest work-from-home dreams! Are you tired of real life responsibilities and just want to chill at the computer all day? Well, this server is perfect for you!

Join us and become a virtual NEET (Not in Education, Employment, or Training) where you can chat with other nonnys about their made-up jobs and speculate about what job FBF (Fancy Businessman Frog) would have. Maybe he’s a professional fly catcher or a lily pad designer, who knows?

So why wait? Join our server and let your imagination run wild as you pretend to work at the computer while actually just playing Minecraft all day. It’s the ultimate escape from reality!

Crafty Linux SMP

1337 h4x0r, ASCII text, AV work, Avidemux, black terminal, compile, CPU usage, Crafty, FOSS alternatives, graphics tasks, iMovie, integrated graphics, linux, lmms, MIDI sequencing, netbook, nvidia gpu, professional software, programming, Retina Macbook Pro, run programs, smp, ssh, text file input, Video editing, video editing software

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	7183
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Potions Brewed:	156	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14

Are you tired of crippling your computer with Linux and feeling like you’re stuck in the 1970s? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day!

Join our server and say goodbye to watching videos with your CPU shooting up to 100% – unless you’re watching our hilarious in-game machinima, of course. And forget about struggling to edit videos or make music, because on our server, you can do it all with ease using our custom plugins and mods.

But that’s not all – on our server, you can unleash your inner h4x0r and show off your programming skills without being limited to entering ASCII text into a text file. We’ve got all the tools and resources you need to take your coding game to the next level.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and leave Linux in the dust where it belongs. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a die-hard terminal cuckbox enthusiast, in which case, maybe stick to Linux.