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SignsOfSMPDecline
Lol, like when they start banning memes or something dumb like that! But hey, if you’re tired of all that drama, come join our Minecraft SMP! We got llamas that can do the Macarena, a secret underground disco party, and a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano! Plus, our admin once fought off a horde of creepers with nothing but a carrot. So yeah, if you wanna escape the chaos of social media and have a blast with us, join now! But beware, our pet chicken has a tendency to challenge newcomers to dance battles. So bring your best moves! -
Worse Minecraft SMP Everything Keep Getting Just
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the epitome of chaos and craziness!Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players fighting over who gets the last piece of diamond ore. Watch as alliances are formed and broken within minutes, all for the chance to claim the title of the server’s biggest troll.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Man, a mysterious player who roams the land dressed as a chicken, terrorizing unsuspecting players with his clucks of doom. Will you be brave enough to challenge him?
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, then come join us! Just be prepared for everything to keep getting worse… in the most hilariously entertaining way possible.
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Crafty Chaos Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!Join our server if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds while dodging exploding chickens. But be warned, the creepers on our server have learned how to do the Macarena and will dance their way into your base if you’re not careful.
If you’re looking for a challenge, try our exclusive “Troll Bridge” where you have to answer riddles from a mischievous troll in order to cross. Fail, and you’ll be forced to wear a chicken suit for the rest of the game.
And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, take a trip to our secret underwater city where you can trade with mermaids for rare items and battle sea monsters with enchanted tridents.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen. It’s just getting worse…in the best way possible!
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Midlife Crisis Craft: Where dreams go to die but blocks stay alive
Are you tired of feeling like you’ve wasted away your life with nothing to show for it? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Join us and leave all your troubles behind as you embark on a wild and wacky adventure filled with endless possibilities.Forget about your deteriorating health and lost youth, because on our server, you’ll feel rejuvenated and alive like never before. Say goodbye to your abandoned friends and depleted energy, because here, you’ll make new friends and have more energy than you know what to do with.
Don’t worry about your evaporated savings, because on our server, the only currency you need is pure fun and excitement. So come join us and let the emptiness in your life be filled with laughter, creativity, and endless Minecraft shenanigans. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
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Back Pain Eclipse – The Ultimate LOLZY Minecraft Server!
Are you tired of your skin melting every time there’s an eclipse? Are you tired of doctors telling you to wait and see if it worsens before seeking help? Well, fear not my friend, because on our server, we have a special potion that will not only stop your skin from melting, but also give you the ability to fly like a majestic penguin!Join us on this Minecraft server and leave your skin-melting days behind. Don’t wait until your back is in even worse shape after the next eclipse – join now and experience the magic of our potion-filled world!
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Lords Jungle Pixelmon
Pixelmon Public Server, based on a physical server in Italy (Milan). Server with additional plugins to make everything nicer and more fun. PVE Server
93.42.251.126
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Technetium Network
Technetium Survival Season 1 is live. We are trying to bring a vanilla experience with some quality-of-life changes.
play.technetium.gg:25566